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  1. LukeTheGreatFTW

    WWE Creative Porn Star Names

    Randy Whoreton John Smegma Stone Cold Steve Hard-on Dude Love (Enough said there) Cactus Jack-Off Boobie Lashley GangBangGrel Alex Ride-Me (SPRAY IT ON MY FACE!) Smelly Kelly Beth Penis The Hurricock Braun Foreskin Big Boss Black Woman (BBBW) Big Cass Luke Sharper Asucka XXX-Pac Kevin Stash...
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    Enzo Amore Fired

    “I guess these are the things that happen when you’re not TRULY ready for @WWEAsuka”
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    WWE Crush

    Vinny MeekMahan
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    Neville...Walks?!

    Neville? Walking? All this time I thought gravity forgot him. Everything I know is a lie!
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    Thoughts on Paige returning?

    When Paige returns I’ll be in the bathroom again and I’ll be practicing again....
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    WWE Forums Wrestling Quiz: WEEK ONE

    9/10 in 1 minute and 17 seconds.
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    Michael Cole is Savage

    MICHAEL COLE!............Is a really nice person.
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    Kayfabe A Super Contract Signing

    *A table and two chairs are set out in the middle of the ring. A contract is placed on the table, The Heavyweight Champion, Lukey comes down to the ring* *The crowd cheer for the champ* Lukey: Its been nearly a month now. A month since I won this big, gold and beautiful piece of art. *He raises...
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    Weekly Saturday Night Exodus - Week 6 - Results

    GREAT! Now It's Your Time To Die!
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    Kayfabe A Super Lad With A Super Song!

    *Lukey comes out with The World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. He smiles as he looks at the crowd on the stage. He says "We did it people!" He heads into the ring and gets a mic. The crowd chant Lukey for 10 seconds* Lukey: Yo Adrian............... You know where this ones goin lads...
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    Kayfabe World Dropkick Champion?

    Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome down to the ring...........Lukey! *The crowd pop as soon as his name is called. He stands on the stage for a bit smiling and proceeds to go down the ring and get a microphone* *The crowd chant Lukey over and over until he speaks* Lukey: Well hello...