Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles appreciation thread

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They had a marathon of the original three movies this weekend on TV. I don't know how they went from this:
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They all have their own uniqueness, realistic looking shells, different heights and builds in part one.

To this:
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Generic spotted lime green pieces of shit with creepy ass mouth movements in part three. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed seeing a movie as I was when I watched this as a young boy. Iirc secret of the ooze did big business, how could they not at least reuse the fucking suits from that one? It still pisses me off to this day.
 

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They had a marathon of the original three movies this weekend on TV. I don't know how they went from this:
db2e8faff215fe7f76211a19017b2dec.jpg

They all have their own uniqueness, realistic looking shells, different heights and builds in part one.

To this:
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Generic spotted lime green pieces of shit with creepy ass mouth movements in part three. I don't think I've ever been more disappointed seeing a movie as I was when I watched this as a young boy. Iirc secret of the ooze did big business, how could they not at least reuse the fucking suits from that one? It still pisses me off to this day.
SOTO was my #1 favorite movie growing up too. The third one RUINED it
 

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Also, this:
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Tell me that isnt how they really look.

The originals kicked so much dick, i might have to watch them and that freak of a mario movie, too. I'm getting Chinese but it'll have to do, although i instantly crave a sbarro (closest we have to ny style here) za immediately.
 

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oh shit, wait.

OH HELL NO MICHAEL BAY ANGELO DIPSHIT WHO FUCKING KILL MOVIE! CYNTHIO FIX THIS BOLDSHIT NOW! :pipebomb:
 

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So I saw an early screening today as I mentioned previously; uhm.. yeah..
5/10
won't say much more.. other than these two/three things..
fuck Johnny Knoxville as Leonardo and fuck the script entirely.
Story was very meh
Action was the only + about it..
 

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lmao knoxville was a turtle?
Yeah he was an awful voice of Leonardo and Noel Fisher was an awful Mikey.. Alan Ritchson and Jeremy Howard did Raphael and Donatello some justice though.

That movie was just.. very below average - average for my taste and I'm decently into the Turtles.