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What We Learned Last Week on WS.

Bad News Booty

It’s Ghetto Blaster Time, Fool
- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa are forced to use some crazy sanitizing elixir instead of champagne before they kiss on AEW TV

- Cody Rhodes has not earned his Main Event status and is also unattractive

- not being sad that OJ Simpson died makes you a terrible person

- you can be a member here for 20 years and still not notice that we do yearly awards even though they are very prominently promoted

- using your admin powers to look up someone's posting history makes you an obsessed weirdo

- new members are required to make intelligible opening threads where they have their caps lock stuck on and drank way to much Tussin


what an exciting week...can't wait to see what absolute gems are coming up next week
 
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Sky

TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION
What I learned

- David Arquette being WCW World Champ was not only stupid, it was completely pointless to the story being told

- Sgt. Slaughter only ever brought out his privates once in WWF, and it was disappointing

- BTB section is great
 

Bad News Booty

It’s Ghetto Blaster Time, Fool
What I learned

- David Arquette being WCW World Champ was not only stupid, it was completely pointless to the story being told

- Sgt. Slaughter only ever brought out his privates once in WWF, and it was disappointing

- BTB section is great
and the Dog Police exist
 
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Wangman Page

Cowboy Shit
- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa are forced to use some crazy sanitizing elixir instead of champagne before they kiss on AEW TV

- Cody Rhodes has not earned his Main Event status and is also unattractive

- not being sad that OJ Simpson died makes you a terrible person

- you can be a member here for 20 years and still not notice that we do yearly awards even though they are very prominently promoted

- using your admin powers to look up someone's posting history makes you an obsessed weirdo

- new members are required to make intelligible opening threads where they have their caps lock stuck on and drank way to much Tussin


what an exciting week...can't wait to see what absolute gems are coming up next week
You forgot the long education of the word "Jawn"
 

Bobby Barrows

Trans Rights
To be fair it's not even using your admin powers for posting history. Literally anyone can see other people's posting history.
 
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