FWA 'the Grand March' weekend || Promo Thread.

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O'Hare International Arrivals

Child: “Can I get a picture please sir?"

Whilst it was only a short haul flight, The Prodigy and fan appreciation aren’t always necessarily in sync, particularly when it pertains to any of the following; photographs, feigning enthusiasm, and….photographs all over again. Some people with a time machine and the opportunity to do anything they want could do amazing things…Mike would be more than content with travelling back in time and point blank preventing the invention of the photograph. Nevertheless, this child who must not be older than 10, is staring up expectantly at the grimacing Mike Parr.

Mike: “We better make it fast in case any of your other favorites come off of the plane soon after me.”

Mike knew there was zero other wrestlers on the plane, but the diversion tactic and the hope of what magical possibilities the unknown could offer often serves as a sufficient distraction and allows Mike a quick escape from situations he despises. Mike poses for the photo, before the child with their new found sense of urgency, motions for his mother to follow. The child looks up an exclaims to her, “I can’t believe we got the North American Championship guy.”

That sentence stops Mike in his tracks, as the kid and his mother disappear through the seas of humanity in arrivals. Remarkable to stop Mike in this situation, risking another public encounter is certainly not one of his ideal Sunday excursions. There is a bit of numbness and a dull ringing in Mike’s head, as he balances trying to process how the child described him while also trying to suppress the urge to launch his phone into the Chicago River.


To some he was the kind man who offered a smile as you shuffled past him down the street en route to another busy day in your life, as he navigated his way to the bar to enjoy a tipple that he claimed to be strictly for medicinal purposes. The latter part of the statement is questionable. To others, he was the dictatorial relic that never really got with the times, instead the times caught up with him and forced him into his quiet life. If you go into the center of town and conduct a vox pop on the public opinion on him, the variety of answer and popular opinion is going to be, to put it politely, varied.

It's a shame really, or so Mike thought, as his own personal lived experience with the individual was an overwhelming positive one. Saying that, admittedly, he appreciated the hard line that he took when he needed to, he appreciated the strict boundaries that were put in place as it clearly defined lines that should not be crossed. Others, particular in 2023, don’t really like being forced to operate within very set parameters. They like the freedom to be able to say what they want, do what the like, and operate in the wider community without any real consequence as long as they are so speak some nonsense like it being ‘their truth’, or some other non-descript phrase that means nothing.

The uniquely identifiable sound of FaceTime calling permeates the room, as Mike places his tumbler glass of water on the table in front of his tablet. It rings…and rings…and rings. Mike sweeps his hair to the left hand side of his face, and shakes his head in a manner that is somewhere between irritably and knowingly. The intended recipient of the call is a prime example of someone who whilst modern technology didn’t totally forget, it may have omitted some key details as it relates to the journey. Mike, full of empathy, particularly given that he is attempting to initiate the conversation, reacts accordingly.

“Swipe up to answer you moronic old shit”

Alright, maybe not quite as empathetic although the sentence was uttered very much with the understanding that the walls were not about to get offended, and aside from those, nobody else was really going to be in a position to hear him or get offended by anything that he says until the other end of the phone call is picked up. However, that moment, with the call being picked up, is not now unfortunately. Mike regretfully swipes up to cancel the attempted interaction, and subconsciously shakes his head left and right in the negative.

Mike slams the tablet on the table, and pushes himself up to a standing position. There was so much that he wanted to run through, questions that became relevant post-Fallout this past week. Mike turned up there with no motivation, other than to openly mess with the FWA management who think that its somehow OK to undervalue an asset that they have at their disposal and think that he is just going to fall in line. Sure, if something interesting came out of the woodwork, then it’s a net win for everyone. Mike would have someone to keep him entertained as he tries to prove to everyone that he is not a spent force within the company. If nothing came up following his declaration, then it just serves to reaffirm his decision to come back as the correct one – as a locker room full of men lacking the fortitude to step up and answer an open challenge very plainly laid out to them all, is a locker room that Mike Parr would fancy himself to navigate his way to the head.

As it so happened, neither of those outcomes were precisely how things shaped out in the end. Whilst nobody stepped up, he was offered an opportunity in response to his challenge, and an opportunity that frankly brings a lot of self-reflection that he was not expecting into the equation. Mike was offered the chance to compete and put himself one match away from the North American Championship, a belt that is very near and dear to his if not black then dark blue heart. The opponent? Jackson Fenix, which on its own is not something that he was going to spend a lot of time being concerned about. The last time prior to this proposal that he watched Jackson or his equally inept partner Nate compete was when Sean and Damian were handing them their asses to them at their own leisure. Usually this is the point where Mike would say that he is sure that Jackson had earned this spot and this respect, but what Fenix has or has not achieved has not even broached his radar. It’s not even been flagged on a shortlist of potential threats, and yet, here we are. What is causing Mike to think is what facing Jackson Fenix represents, namely the opportunity to compete again for the North American Championship but specifically what being able to compete for and win that championship entails.

And that thought process is exactly why he is sat here, when the weather outside is above freezing for the first time it what feels like months, trying to FaceTime someone that he called an ‘old shit.’ This is about legacy, and not just the pie in the sky legacy that everyone kind of takes a longshot at. This is about legacy that is reachable. Mike already has the most reigns, and the longest individual reign in the history of that championship. He is about a calendar month away from having accumulated the most days as champion in the history of the belt. That can start in two wins, with the first being Jackson Fenix at The Grand March. It’s so achievable its almost tangible. It’s not the World Championship, the holy grail that Mike has had a few opportunities to grasp and not taken. Where some of his most famous rivals, Michelle and Krash to name a few, have progressed to and achieved. It’s not that opportunity but the question that is playing on Mike’s mind, bouncing around inside his head to the point of migraine, is whether that’s enough for him. When Russnow offered him the match, he followed his gut instinct and he said ‘yes’ almost immediately, a rare moment of impulse from The Prodigy truth be told. With the benefit of time to reflect, he now is weighing up the pros of cementing an indisputable legacy that will stand the test of time with one championship versus the con of cementing an indisputable legacy that will stand the test of time with THAT one championship.

Mike is fully accepting now, moreso than at any other point in his career, that his biggest dream of winning that World Championship may be beyond him. Is he going to go out there and say it to an arena full of people? No. Is he going to even truly admit it to himself? Definitely not. But this fork in the road that he has reached has most certainly brought those questions to the forefront of his mind. If he goes out there and beats Jackson and the North American Champion, he will forever become attached to that belt. His legacy will be intertwined with that belt. Is that Mike’s end goal in this company? He’s been pretty clear since day one that his target is the biggest prize that the FWA has to offer. The quandary specifically here is that even if Mike progresses and manages to capture the World Championship further down the line, he cannot escape the feeling that when the historians delve deep into the FWA archives in 50 years that his achievements will start and finish with the North American Championship. It's very much a first world wrestler problem to have, but the trivial nature of the issue in the wider scheme of happenings on the planet don’t necessarily invalidate the wider concern.

This call, however, isn’t going to help him answer any of these questions and part of the tragedy of the entire situation is that Mike already knows that – he just needs to know it.

Mike picks up the tablet from the table and tries one more time, more out of hope than any form of real expectation. It’s not a relatable line of business, but it’s certainly a relatable viewpoint. Would he rather be remembered as the authoritarian through everything he achieved professionally or as the kind old man that has opened up to the same people personally following his retirement? He paces back and forth while FaceTime bleeps to no avail once more. Placing the tablet back on the table, he stares across the room at his framed replica championship belt hanging on the wall, the FWA North American Championship one of the centerpieces as you would expect.

Mike has never had a loser’s mentality, although inwardly there are also more doubts that those displayed outwardly. As he stares at the North American Championship, and reflects upon his decision to accept the confrontation with Fenix at The Grand March, his mind begins to wander. Does he want his legacy to be the greatest North American Champion of all time?

No.

Hell no.

Although...... judging by how suddenly deathly still Mike just got, something may have finally resonated.

He isn’t waiting on a FaceTime to be asked about his career that he has left behind, he’s in the middle of it. He walked to the ring last week and told everyone that he was open for a fight. Sometimes, this business can make your mind your own worst enemy. When you’ve had the setbacks and the disappointments that Mike Parr has had, you naturally start to think about things that in the grand scheme of things don’t matter. Is there a burning desire for Mike Parr to cement his legacy as the North American Championship’s greatest champion? No. If Mike were to achieve that, is there a danger that it becomes his legacy? Yes.

Is it too late for Mike to change that narrative? He has all the time in the world.

He isn’t retired, he isn’t looking back. Hell, he isn’t even that old in the grand scheme of things. Mike is proud of the North American Championship but he just doesn’t want to see it as his end game, and he has finally just realized that he has control over making sure that isn’t the case. Beat Fenix at The Grand March, beat the champ and then work on getting your hands on the prize that has eluded you for so long. And when you do that, when – not if, you aren’t going to be remember as the greatest North American or a brief World….you are going to be remembered as a champion. Your legacy will be a champion.

The details…the fine print, as it pertains to that champion legacy, continues with the deposing of Jackson Fenix in Chicago. Starts in Chicago and runs all the way though the Carnal Contendership.

The narrative isn’t going to be written for Mike Parr, the self-prescribed eulogy for his career was premature. He’s in control of his own narrative, his own destiny, and the next time someone asks he’s going to be more than the North American Champion guy. He’s going to be the champion guy.
 

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???: “...Did you… Did you hear? The Death Walker came in and slaughtered about 100 muthafuckas in 10 seconds and then he used the bodies as a mattress.”


???: “Well I heard he’s a cannibal and all he ever eats is human flesh covered in blood. My cousin told me that dude even blows smoke from his nostrils… like a fire breathing dragon or somethin’.”

???: “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah… you both are wrong! I heard that he creeps in the shadows of people’s rooms where they sleep. And then he skulks around them in the darkness, just thinking of ways to torture and harm them. Almost like some type of boogeyman or somethin’.”

The 3 young voices appear to be looking at the same exact view… which at this particular moment happens to be a pale blue sky smeared with a few of the dirtiest looking clouds floating by. There's two little boys and a girl laying on the top of a duplex as they share rumors of Death Walker. But then without haste, one of the boys hops up to his feet and brings a pair of binoculars up to his eyes. He observes a few suspicious vehicles driving in their vicinity.

Boy #1: “...either way, I think things are just going to continue to get more interesting around here. That's for sure.”

Cutting over to a large corrugated iron garage, two familiar faces- well… familiar figures stand inside it, side by side with a construction crew diligently at work.

???: “I see these modifications are coming in very handy, My Lord. Should we talk about the upcoming tournament now?”

And for a second, the spiky faced menace wonders but promptly decides to shake its head. Then it looks at the ground before its feet and gives a deep exhale. Getting a closer and better look at the dark duo, it turns out to be Death Walker and The Dark Guardian.

TDG: “Is something bothering you… My Lord?”

In a black oversized cloak that hides everything besides his hands and the bottom half of his face, The Dark Guardian becomes curious about his dark prodigy. But this isn't for long as Death Walker responds with his hauntingly, disturbing chuckle before lifting his head up.

TDG: “Good, good. Because I’m sure that you’re aware of us being far from taking over LA. And I know that you understand what I mean, My Lord. We’ve made the bare minimal impact to any of the adjoining counties and districts in Southern California. We should look forward to receiving message from one of the other big bosses.”

Death walks away and approaches a small group of workers and uses his hands to communicate with them. He appears to be focused on all the details of his new infrastructure that's being built. The Dark Guardian comes right over and assists by giving the commands verbally.

TDG: “Yeah, yeah. He wants those chains attached from the ceiling within the next hour, thank you. Oh and if you would be so kind as to leave a couple of those…”

The Dark Guardian points out where to leave the objects right before cutting back to the kids of the duplex roof…

Boy #1: “... All I know is if The Death Walker comes for me while I'm sleeping… I got a Glock 17 with his name on it.”

Girl: “A glock?! Boy, you ain't got no damn glock or handgun! Quit lying!”


The other boy bursts in laughter as his friend gets clowned and called out…

Boy #2: “Woooooooooowwwww, she smelled your bullshit coming a mile away! You're gonna have to lie a lot better than that. And by the way… what's with this ‘The Death Walker’ mess instead of calling him Death Walker?”

Boy #1: “Cuz bro, he's like… the only one of his kind. So it makes him different from the rest. And so, um whether we refer to him as Death Walker like a name or THE Death Walker like it's a brand name or noun, he's a big deal around here… around California… maybe to the whole damn world too.”

Girl: “Ok but that still doesn't explain why you’re lying about having a gun with your scrawny ass!”

Boy #1: “I DO GOT A… got a… Ok, I got a BB gun though. So just… just leave me the hell alone.”

Boy #2: “Aaaaaawww him feelings are hurt. Don't start crying like a little baby. Poor lil’- wait. Wait, who is that speeding this way?”


The boy with the binoculars takes a good look through them as the others use their eyes. Looking over the neighborhood, the kids start to make out a motorbike getting closer and closer.

Girl: “It looks like he's coming right at us… with a satchel and everything.”

Boy #1: “I mean this does look serious… should we let the big guy know?”

Boy #2: “I don't think that we have a choice.”


So the kids find their way down off the roof and hurry to get ahold of Death Walker. And overseeing the construction work from the middle of the garage, The Dark Traveler stands with his arms folded when the 3 kids from the roof stumble in.

Boy #2: “Hey uh, The Death Walker… I mean Death Walker, sir. We spotted some odd looking asshole on a dirt bike heading this way.”

TDG: “How soon?”

Boy #1: “Within the next 5 to 10 minutes.”

TDG: “This might be exactly what I was talking about. We will welcome this motorist upon their arrival and find out what brings them here. And if they're lucky, they might leave with their health intact. Thanks, kids. Run along for now.”


The Dark Guardian dismisses the kids as he awaits the unexpected guest. Cutting back to outside, the biker parks their dirt bike right beside a parked vehicle then goes on the search for someone. The unknown biker heads into the bushy field behind the houses and identifies an enormous structure. But before they can make the small journey towards it, the person is stopped by a discreet ambush. A group of gang members with guns drawn surrounds the biker and leads them to the garage where the leader is. Pushing the stranger who wears a black and white motorcycle riding suit with the matching helmet, the gang shoves their mystery guest through the side entrance of this modified garage.

Gang member #1: “Look what we brought you, Mr. Walker. It's the ugliest fuckin’ zebra I've ever seen!”

The gang laughs as Death Walker hasn't even moved a muscle or turned around. However, another gang member interjects with his own snarky remark.

Gang member #2: “Nah homie, it looks more like a malnourished panda bear but actually cuter!”

As the small group shares more laughs while keeping their guns on the biker, their leader now unfolds his arms and the advisor turns around to set eyes on who’s here. This quickly diminishes the laughter and Death makes his slow turn around. 6 foot 2, demon masked, shirtless, body glistening like shiny gold on this sunny California day and of course the usual fight attire (black taped hands, black jeans ripped at the knees below and his leather boots).

TDG: “So who do we have here? An… intruder?! An unlucky rival?!”

[random biker???]: “Try messenger, you goof.”


Walker just stares a hole into the stranger while the advisor carries on as the mouthpiece.

TDG: “Oh boy, check out the gumption on this one, My Lord. Maybe you can help re-evaluate his decision to speak to us so candidly.”

Messenger: “Wait what?!? WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! HOLD UP-”


The messenger attempts to back up but the gang members block his escape and the demonic creature steps up. Before anything else can be explained or told, Death Walker strikes with a gut punch followed up by a knockout right hook to the head. The messenger collapses onto the dirt and the vision blinks right into darkness.

*****************************************************

A boy pops up in this all black space with no walls or ceiling… he has a white t-shirt with one of his favorite cartoon characters, green shorts and some green sneakers. To be honest, the boy resembles the messenger which now makes a tiny bit of sense.


Young Messenger: “Where am I and how did I get here?”

He looks around as numerous random noises rattle off one after another, from monsters to vicious animals to screams. The young boy panics and goes to scream for help yet there’s no sound, no voice except for…

TDG: “In darkness, we are shown the frightening truth… and that truth is that nothing can save you from your nightmares. They must either let them run their course or you have to face them head on head but even then… when you wake back up to reality… those nightmares find ways to continue to haunt you for the rest of your life… just like a… Dark Cloud over your head. So it is with no deep regrets at all, that we continue to terrorize the minds of all who oppose… His Majesty, our very own… DEATH WALKER!”

There are some seconds of silence and darkness then the picture snaps in with a gasp for air. Looking around, it appears to be night time and the glow from red fluorescent lights as well as flames within steel barrels positioned around the entire iron structure. However we find the view of things… upside down as the messenger begins to get his bearings.

Messenger: “OH GOD NO! LET… LET ME DOWN!!!! I PROMISE TO NEVER INSULT YOUR BOSS AGAIN! I- I- I feel… a bit… fa…”

While the messenger was swinging around and struggling to remove the chains from his ankles, he merely faints abruptly. Not yet noticing that he's not the only one hanging upside down from chains. As the messenger wakes up again, The Dark Guardian addresses those in attendance.

TDG: “We will now start the festivities dished out by yours truly, one of HELL’s dark princes and the next king of Los Angeles, Death Walker. My Lord, would you like to prepare your slaughter?”

The Dark Traveler gently shakes his demon skull as he stands up from his towering throne made of bones. He proceeds to take his time stepping down the 30 or more steps. Reaching the dirt covered ground below, Death removes his demon mask and hands it over to The Dark Guardian.

Messenger: “AY ALRIGHT MAN, PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!! I just came to bring you a message, that's all. If you just let me go, I'll give the message and be on my way. I can even deliver any of you guys messages to whoever you choose. Just please let me down.”

The Dark Guardian pats Death Walker on his shoulder to halt the monster.

TDG: “There, there, My Lord. Let's hear this most important message. Well… what is it?! Speak it the fuck out, kid.”

Getting impatient at the delay, Walker repeatedly punches his left palm with his right fist then switches to punching the right palm using his left fist.

Messenger: “Can you unchain me first?”

TDG: “No. We want the message. Now.”

Messenger: “OK OK LOOK… the message was… er um… the massage was… OH! ‘To the one responsible… for Freak Show no longer running the western chapter of Los Angeles county… AND sent him as well as other attackers on a bedrest vacation for the next several months, I say to you…’ Um shit, what was it dude said? Uhh… oh, right! ‘... then I say to you that you have just trifled in business that doesn't not concern you. Due to this infraction, we expect to be compensated in full via an in-person sentencing hearing at a future date and undisclosed location. Respectfully yours. ~California’s Criminal Council~’. That's all I was told, THAT’S ALL I WAS FUCKING TOLD! I PROMISE, JUST LET ME GO! Just let me go…”

The Dark Guardian releases a sigh before speaking again…

TDG: “So that's it huh?”

Messenger: “That's all. Please let me down, I just want to leave.”

TDG: “Oh we're going yo let you go but not until… we leave you with a message of our own.”

Messenger: “Ok, what's the message? What do you want to tell them?”

TDG: “Well this message is more like one to be shown.”

A couple of the gang members gather around the messenger, tapes and tape his mouth shut.

TDG: “Now with no further interruptions… let’s get you prepared for a tournament, My Lord.”

Slightly spinning the messenger to show him that there are 7 other victims about to join his fate. The gang turns him back towards the monster that is, Death Walker as he pours a container of blood over the top of his head. The blood running over his entire body as he looks like a new version of Carrie or that one DMX album cover. It's not verified whether this is human blood, animal blood or corn syrup but The Dark Traveler is rubbing it all over like lotion.

TDG: “My Lord, your next objective is to fight hard as hell in a series of hazardous matches. Destruction on a plate with mayhem and carnage as the sides. All to become a champion and crowned King of The Deathmatch. A crown and title belt to solidify one's legacy, what an opportunity to be a part of. Here are your next targets… a few of them you may already know whether recently or from… the past.”

The advisor hands over a file with lots of photos to Death Walker. He opens the manila file folder and browses through them. Strolling in front the chosen victims barely moving but murmuring. Snap!... goes the staple gun as he attaches all the copies of the 11 revealed opponents in the deathmatch tournament onto his helpless casualties. As they all try their strongest to holler out in pain but the tape over their mouths restrains any loud noises. Each of the 8 sacrifices are covered from forehead to feet in pictures. Death drags a duffle bag of tools to the 8 dangling offenders. He pulls out a few things such as a crowbar, glass shards, some razor wire, a blowtorch and a foldable shovel. Walker goes into a trance, staring at the ground as if it had a window to HELL. He wraps razor wire around both of his taped fists as The Dark Guardian volunteers additional information from a document.

TDG: “There's 11 opponents listed with 8 ‘surprises’ to be revealed later within the tournament. I'm sure you notice the usual names… the champ Alyster Black, Jason Randall, XYZ, Sawyer Xavier… weaselperson? wea- yep it says weaselperson… Trixie Bordeaux, Madison Gray, Logan Darwin, Anzu Kurasawa, Kleio De Santos and… Reagan Cole.”

As The Dark Guardian was reading off the names, The Dark Traveler was executing some heavy punches with his sharp razor fists. Adding cut after cut over the wiggling bodies while his boxing skills give a flurry of painful strikes. More muffled screams are used upon the suffering and misery.

TDG: “You know I could spout a bunch of key information regarding each of these 11 and what to expect from the other unknown 8… but the truth about this tournament is that it holds too many possible results. So the way I see it, our best chance is to bring everything we got. We’ve been waiting for fights like this where anything can happen. But one thing has to become true and that's you becoming a champion again. Sure they still doubt your power but they cannot refute your victories, your successful results. So we head into the King of Deathmatch, knowing that it's your time to share your pain amongst our peers.”

Death picks up some things off the ground… two lead pipes and he uses them if he possesses 8 types of gongs. He begins to drum on the cut up bodies and they turn weak from struggling in agony. Walker’s advisor watches in amazement as his dark monster is at peace, making wonderful art and music through the pain of others.

TDG: “ You know watching what you are doing here, give me a new moniker for you…”











“The Soul Collector.”
 
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Part I: The Prolgue


Kleio sat in the back of the 2023 Buick rental car that her and The Coven picked. She questioned to herself whether or not it was a good idea to travel cross country with Blair and Celestia, instead of just taking a plane. Although, things hadn't been too bad between the three of them. Blair and Celestia weren't arguing nearly as much, and they have been following Kleio's lead without question ever since she laid down the law a month or so ago. The tag team win with Trixie affirmed that Kleio was back as a competitor, and this tournament was only going to solidify that fact.

The fact of the matter was Kleio has been in the FWA now for two and a half years, and she has still not won an FWA title. A large part of that is her own undoing. Her mental health took it's tool in the back end of 2021, and then in 2022 she battled with her concussion issues.

Yet for the first time since, Ground Zero perhaps, Kleio De Santos felt like she was back on top of her game. Not only that, but she had Blair and Celestia firmly behind her. She was starting to get lost in her own thoughts before Blair broke the silence.

Blair Ravenwood: You know, it's nice that Alyster Black broke the record before the Deatchmatch.

It was definitely an elephant in the room. The X Championship record. When things were envisioned, the death match was supposed to take place before the record date, but Alyster Black had already broken the record a couple weeks ago.

Kleio De Santos: You're right. I was...conflicted about beating him for the title before it happened. I wanted Sully to lose that record.

Celestia Ravenwood: But...so did Sully. He was rooting for Alyster. In fact, he's still rooting for Alyster.

Kleio De Santos: Can we not talk about Sully? He is gone. He's retired...this is about me.

Blair Ravenwood: No, Kleio...this isn't about you. This is about the X Championship. And the fact of the matter is, even with that record broken, Sully is a big part of the X Championship's history. If you're going to become the next X Champion...you're going to have to know that.

Kleio De Santos: If I had it my way, I would have Sully erased from the X Championship history books.

Blair Ravenwood: You can...by beating ALL of his records. Alyster Black isn't good enough to beat those other two records. Even with Sully rooting for him.

Kleio De Santos: Stop saying Sully is rooting for him. Sully doesn't root for anyone but himself...but you're right. Alyster isn't good enough to do it. He's an old man underneath that mask, and he's going to be extra distracted with The Buddy System going after him. He's not making it out of this tournament. He did what he wanted to do...his marathon was to make it to the longest reign record. He did that, and now he's gassed and out of breath. I'll be shocked if he walks out of King of the Deathmatch with the title still around his waist. Even if it's not me who takes it off of him...

Blair Ravenwood: But you, Kleio, are the only one who has the ability to break all THREE of those records. And truly erase Sully from history.


Suddenly, the trio pass a sign that gives them all a cold feeling inside.

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Part II: The Truck Stop

Kleio scoffed at it. Salem?

Why were they even here?

Suddenly, Blair pulled the car over and into a rest stop. The rest stop itself was creepier than the town of Salem even, as it looked like the location of several truck stop kidnappings and murders.

Kleio De Santos: Why are we stopping here?

Blair Ravenwood: I...I think we need to take a moment of silence. A lot has happened here, and...well, it's a good time to reflect on everything. In fact, Kleio...I wanted to present you with something...


And with that, Blair pulled out a small vial from her coat pocket. She twilled it in her fingers before handing it to Kleio. Kleio took it, and looked at the mysterious pink liquid inside. She swished it around, before sitting it back in the center dash of the car.

Kleio De Santos: You want me to drink one of your potions? I know what your potions do, Blair. I literally was apart of what we just did to Trixie.

Blair Ravenwood: And you're right, Kleio...but...that was just yours. Blair and Celestia have one too...the same potion.

Celestia Ravenwood: It's true Kleio. I actually brewed this potion up this time. It's safe...I just think...it'll be good for all of us. It's sort of like..a cleansing.


Kleio trusted Celestia significantly more than she did Blair. If Blair was giving her a potion, there was a chance that there was some evil intent behind it. But Celestia? Celestia wouldn't have any such intent.

Kleio De Santos: So I take this, and I'm...cleansed?

Celestia Ravenwood: Absolutely. Your mind will be clear, your stress will be gone. It's like getting a massage, having an orgasm, and taking a huge dookie all at once. You will feel so much better, and going into this brutal death match...you're going to need to go in with a clean slate. No more stress about Sully, no more stress about Alyster. Toxin free...


Kleio hesitated, but then... reluctantly agreed.

The trio got out of the car and headed over to a nearby picnic table with their three bottles. They sat down, as Celestia began to explain the rules for her potion.

Celestia Ravenwood: Now listen, both of you, when you take this...you're going to feel light headed. It's important though that you stay calm. The effects of this potion are not going to last long...an hour or two at most. But you have to remember not to move too far. We stay here, at this truck stop. Do you understand?

Both Blair and Kleio nodded yes.

Celestia Ravenwood: Good. And most importantly, your cellphones. Keep them on you, keep them turned on, and make sure your location is on at all times. Just in case things get crazy, and we stray far from each other, in an emergency we'll be able to find each other with the track my cell phone app. Ok?

That's it. Are we ready?

Kleio De Santos: Ready.

Blair Ravenwood: I was born ready.

Celestia Ravenwood: Alright then. Drink up.


And with that, all three girls chugged their little vials filled with pink mysterious liquid at the same time as the sun began setting behind them.


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Part III: The Trip

ᗩᑎᗪ ᗯITᕼ TᕼᗩT, ᒍᑌᔕT ᗩᔕ ᑕEᒪEᔕTIᗩ ᗯᗩᖇᑎEᗪ, TᕼE ᗯOᖇᒪᗪ ᗷEGᗩᑎ ᔕᑭIᑎᑎIᑎG ᗩᖇOᑌᑎᗪ TᕼEᗰ.

KᒪEIO ᗪE ᔕᗩᑎTOᔕ: ᑕEᒪEEEEᔕTIᗩ....ᗯᕼᗩT....ᗯᕼᗩᗩT ᗯᗩᔕ Iᑎ TᕼIᔕ?

ᑕEᒪEᔕTIᗩ ᖇᗩᐯEᑎᗯOOᗪ: ᗩ ᒪOT Oᖴ ᗪIᖴᖴEᖇEᑎT IᑎGᖇEᗪIEᑎTᔕ, ᗷᑌT TᕼE OᑎE YOᑌ'ᖇE ᑭᖇOᗷᗩᗷᒪY ᖴEEᒪIᑎG TᕼE ᗰOᔕT ᖇIGᕼT ᑎOᗯ. Iᔕ TᕼE ᑭEYOTEᔕ....

KᒪEIO ᗪE ᔕᗩᑎTOᔕ: ᑭEYOTEᔕᔕᔕᔕᔕ?


TᕼE ᑕᒪEᗩᑎᔕIᑎG ᑕOᑎTIᑎᑌEᗪ ᗩᔕ KᒪEIO ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᖴEEᒪ TᕼE TO᙭Iᑎᔕ ᒪEᗩᐯIᑎG ᕼEᖇ ᗷOᗪY. IT ᗯᗩᔕ ᗯOᖇKIᑎG.

ᗷᑌT ᔕᑌᗪᗪEᑎᒪY, TᕼIᑎGᔕ TOOK ᗩ ᑕOᑎᑕEᖇᑎIᑎG Tᑌᖇᑎ ᗩᔕ ᗩ GIᗩᑎT ᖴᖇOG ᗷEGᗩᑎ TO ᑕOᗰE TOᗯᗩᖇᗪᔕ KᒪEIO.

KᒪEIO ᗪE ᔕᗩᑎTOᔕ: Oᕼ ᗰY GOᗪ, ᗯE ᕼᗩᐯE TO ᖇᑌᑎ!

ᑕEᒪEᔕTIᗩ TᖇIEᗪ TO GET KᒪEIO TO ᗯᗩIT, ᗷᑌT KᒪEIO TOOK Oᖴᖴ. ᗩᒪᒪ TᕼE ᗯᕼIᒪE ᗷᒪᗩIᖇ ᗯᗩᔕ ᔕTᗩᖇIᑎG ᗩT ᗷOTᕼ Oᖴ ᕼEᖇ ᕼᗩᑎᗪᔕ ᗩᑎᗪ ᑭᑌTTIᑎG TᕼEᗰ ᑕᒪOᔕEᖇ ᗩᑎᗪ ᖴᗩᖇTᕼEᖇ ᗩᗯᗩY ᖴᖇOᗰ ᕼEᖇ ᖴᗩᑕE.

ᔕᑌᗪᗪEᑎᒪY, ᗯITᕼOᑌT EᐯEᑎ TᕼIᑎKIᑎG, KᒪEIO TOOK Oᖴᖴ ᖴᖇOᗰ TᕼE ᑭIᑕᑎIᑕ TᗩᗷᒪE ᗩᑎᗪ IᑎTO TᕼE ᗯOOᗪᔕ. TᕼE ᖴᖇOG GᗩᐯE ᑕᕼᗩᔕE ᗩᔕ KᒪEIO ᖇᗩᑎ ᖴᖇOᗰ IT ᗩT ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᔕᑭEEᗪᔕ. KᒪEIO TᖇIEᗪ TO ᗩᐯOIᗪ IT ᗷY ᕼIᗪIᑎG ᗷEᕼIᑎᗪ EᐯEᖇY TᖇEE ᗩᑎᗪ ᖇOᑕK ᔕᕼE ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ, ᗷEᖴOᖇE TᑌᗰᗷᒪIᑎG ᖴᗩᑕE ᖴIᖇᔕT Iᑎ ᗩ ᑕᖇEEK. ᗯᕼEᑎ ᔕᕼE ᒪOOKEᗪ ᑌᑭ, ᔕᕼE ᗯᗩᔕ ᔕᑌᖇᖇOᑌᑎᗪEᗪ ᗷY GIᗩᑎT ᖴᖇOGᔕ ᑎOᗯ!

KᒪEIO ᗷEGᗩᑎ TO ᕼYᑭEᖇᐯEᑎTIᒪᗩTE.

ᔕᕼE ᑎEEᗪEᗪ ᕼEᒪᑭ. ᔕᕼE ᑭᑌᒪᒪEᗪ OᑌT ᕼEᖇ ᑭᕼOᑎE TO TᖇY ᗩᑎᗪ ᑕᗩᒪᒪ ᑕEᒪEᔕTIᗩ ᗩᑎᗪ ᗷᒪᗩIᖇ. ᗷᑌT ᗯᕼEᑎ ᔕᕼE OᑭEᑎEᗪ IT, ᕼEᖇ ᒪOᑕK ᔕᑕᖇEEᑎ ᗯᗩᔕ ᗪIᖴᖴEᖇEᑎT. ᗩᒪᒪ TᕼE ᑎᑌᗰᗷEᖇᔕ ᗯEᖇE Iᑎ ᗪIᖴᖴEᖇEᑎT ᔕᑭᗩᑕEᔕ. ᔕᕼE TᖇIEᗪ TO EᑎTEᖇ ᕼEᖇ ᑭᗩᔕᔕ ᑕOᗪE.

"IᑎᑕOᖇᖇEᑕT ᑭIᑎ EᑎTEᖇEᗪ"

ᔕᕼE TᖇIEᗪ ᗩGᗩIᑎ

"IᑎᑕOᖇᖇEᑕT ᑭIᑎ EᑎTEᖇEᗪ"

KᒪEIO ᗪE ᔕᗩᑎTOᔕ: ᗯᕼY Iᔕ ᗰY ᑭIᑎ ᑎOT ᗯOᖇKIᑎG!

ᔕᑌᗪᗪEᑎᒪY ᗩ ᖴᖇOG ᒍᑌᗰᑭEᗪ Oᑎ KᒪEIO ᗩᑎᗪ ᑭᑌᔕᕼEᗪ ᕼEᖇ ᖴᗩᑕE ᖴIᖇᔕT IᑎTO TᕼE ᑕᖇEEK. KᒪEIO ᖴOᑌGᕼT Oᖴᖴ TᕼE ᖴᖇOG, ᗷEᗩTIᑎG IT Iᑎ TᕼE ᕼEᗩᗪ ᗯITᕼ ᕼEᖇ ᑕEᒪᒪ ᑭᕼOᑎE. ᗩᑎOTᕼEᖇ ᖴᖇOG ᑕᗩᗰE ᗩᖴTEᖇ ᕼEᖇ, ᗩᔕ ᔕᕼE TᕼEᑎ TᕼᖇEᗯ ᕼEᖇ ᑕEᒪᒪ ᑭᕼOᑎE ᗩT IT ᗩᒪOᑎG ᗯITᕼ ᗯᕼᗩTEᐯEᖇ ᖇOᑕKᔕ ᔕᕼE ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᑭIᑕK ᑌᑭ. ᖴIᑎᗩᒪᒪY, TᕼE ᖴᖇOGᔕ ᗷEGᗩᑎ TO ᖇᗩᑎ Oᖴᖴ.

KᒪEIO ᕼᗩᗪ ᗯOᑎ.

ᔕᕼE TᖇIEᗪ TO GET ᑌᑭ, ᗷᑌT ᔕᕼE ᗯᗩᔕ ᔕTIᒪᒪ ᗪIᘔᘔY. ᗯᕼEᑎ ᔕᕼE ᔕTOOᗪ ᑌᑭ, TᕼE ᗯOᖇᒪᗪ ᗷEGᗩᑎ ᔕᑭIᑎᑎIᑎG EᐯEᑎ ᖴᗩᔕTEᖇ.

ᔕOOᑎ, ᗩᒪᒪ ᔕᕼE ᑕOᑌᒪᗪ ᔕEE ᗯᗩᔕ ᗷᒪᗩᑕK.


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Part IV: A Blast From the Past

When Kleio opened her eyes, she was no longer in the creek. And the world was no longer spinning. But even more concerning was the fact that she was in a bed. She looked around, and appeared to be in some sort of cabin. Perhaps she ended up being found by a park ranger or something? The truck stop was surrounded by deep dense woods.

Kleio had no idea how far she had traveled either, or even how long it had been. Kleio went to check her jean pockets for her cellphone, but realized she wasn't wearing them anymore.

Someone had changed her clothing into some sort of old colonial dress.

Just as she began to jump up to figure things out, the door to the old room she was in opened.

Another woman came in, wearing a similar dress to Kleio's.

Strange Woman: Oh thank heavens, you're awake! Welcome to our village. Proctor Randall and Reagan the Blacksmith found you while out hunting early this morning. I'm Sister Bordeaux...

Kleio rubbed her eyes.

Kleio De Santos: Yeah uh...where are my pants?

Sister Bordeaux: Breeches? Why dear, you weren't wearing any clothes when Jason and Reagan found you. But, I let you borrow one of my petticoats. It looks good on you!


Kleio thought to herself that she must have really been tripping last night. Damn Celestia for giving her a potion that had peyotes in it.

Kleio De Santos: Well did they see my cell phone when they found me?

Sister Bordeaux: You're what?

Kleio De Santos: My...do you guys have any phone here? I need to call my friends so they can pick me up. We were just outside Salem when I got lost.

Sister Bordeaux: Ah, Salem! What a magnificent colony. 66 years old it is today, and oh how it's grown. My grandfather told me stories about how it looked back then. They didn't even have a shoemaker!


This woman is out of her mind. Salem is a lot older than 66 years old.

Kleio De Santos: Ok, well...can someone drive me over there?

Sister Bordeaux: Old Man Darwin takes his buggy into Salem every Tuesday. I'm sure he would be delighted to give you a ride.

Kleio De Santos: No no no, Tuesday? I can't wait till Tuesday. I...


Suddenly, Sister Bordeaux stopped talking and bowed her head. A man dressed in all black with a white collar came into the room.

Sister Bordeaux: Good morning Father Black.

Father Black: Good morning, Sister. Thank you for taking care of our new guest...I'll take it from here. Hello young lady, I am Father Black. I run the church and the village here in town. I heard you mention that you need to get to Salem?

Kleio De Santos: Yes, the girl in here before told me that a man named Darwin can take me?

Father Black: He can, but...you're not going anywhere at the moment.

Kleio De Santos: Uh, excuse me?

Father Black: You've taken our clothes, used our beds, and our medicine. You need to work to pay that off.

Kleio De Santos: I didn't ask to be taken here.


Father Black suddenly walked towards Kleio, and slapped her across the face.

Father Black: I will not be talked to like that. Not by a woman. When you talk to me, you will talk to me with respect. Does thou understand?

And with that, Kleio De Santos took a metal pot at her bedside and smacked Father Black across the face with it. Father Black grabbed his face and screamed, as Kleio hit him one more time for good measure in the head to knock him out. Kleio then ran out of the small building and to the outside, trying to hold up her obnoxiously large dress.

When she got out there, she was shocked at what she saw.

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When she got out into the middle of the town, she saw a bunch of people dressed like they were pilgrims! In fact the whole town looked like it was hundreds of years in the past.

Kleio's head hurt as she was trying to wrap her head around what was going on.

She looked behind her. Father Black was still knocked out.

She considered just bolting off and running into the woods, but she had no idea where she was, and the woods were dense. Plus, the entire colony was surrounded by a wooden wall with only one entrance.

Kleio turned to a lady turning butter. The lady looked at her and smiled.

Sister Gray: Hi, I am Sister Gray!

Kleio De Santos: Don't you people know what year it is?


Sister Gray chuckled at her.

Sister Gray: Of course we do, it's 1692.

Kleio looked at the woman stunned. She was nuts.

Or was it Kleio who was crazy? Was it possible that Kleio was still tripping from the potion that Celestia gave her? Yes, that must be it. There is no way that she time-traveled all the way back to 1692.

Although these people definitely fit the bill.

She had to find Old Man Darwin, and demand he give her a ride in his buggy.

She looked around town. She saw the blacksmith, and the schoolhouse, and the shoemaker...and finally, she saw a buggy! It had no horses on it, but Old Man Darwin had to be near. Before she got there however, she saw a man who was locked in stocks.

The man looked at her and started cackling laughing.

Kleio looked at his dirty face disgusted, but also wondering what he did to get in there.

He had three letters carved in his face.

Letter Man: HAHA! You're next!

She kept walking, concerned of the man with his dirty hair and crazy cackling. She walked past to the stables and saw an old man. That must be Old Man Darwin.

Kleio De Santos: Hello, Mr. Darwin?

The old man slowly turned at her. He looked angry and bitter. As if life had beaten him down every day, and this is what the end result was.

Old Man Darwin: Yes?

Kleio De Santos: I...I need a ride into Salem.

Old Man Darwin: I go into Salem on Tuesday.

Kleio De Santos: Yeah, I know...but...I need it now.


Old Man Darwin laughed in her face.

Old Man Darwin: Who are you, woman? Why are you here, and why are you speaking to a man in that tone?

Kleio De Santos: I don't care what gender you are, and quite frankly I'm starting to get annoyed with this idea that just because I'm a woman, I need to be held to a different standard than you.


Kleio started to get angry as she marched towards Old Man Darwin. The old man, scared, back up nearing a lit oil latern on the ground.

Kleio made a fist and grabbed the man by the shirt collar.

Kleio De Santos: Either you're going to take me to town, or I am going to take your buggy and go myself.

The man pushed Kleio back to break free, and in the process accidentally kicked over the latern. The stable began to catch fire, as the man ran out into the town square.

Kleio followed him, and was stopped in her tracks when she saw Father Black...who had awoken from the attack on him earlier.

Old Man Darwin: She is a witch! She caught my stable on fire with her eyes! I saw it!

Father Black: Grab her!


And with that, Kleio was surrounded.

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Part V: The Trial of Kleio De Santos


It didn't take more than a couple hours for the town to set up small courthouse for Kleio's trial. She had been accused of being a witch, and in 1692 Salem, that was essentially a death sentence. But, she still got a trial.

And the judge? None other than Father Black.

Kleio sat in a chair that sat in the front center of the court room, across from Father Black and in front of the rest of the town who were all in attendance. You had Sister Bordeaux, Sister Gray, and Sister Anzu. Then you had Proctor Randall, Reagan the Blacksmith, and even the crazy Letter man from earlier.

Then there were some townsfolk we hadn't met yet. Shoesmith Walker, and the schoolhouse teacher Mr. Best. Other attendees were a small little boy they called Sawyer, who couldn't have been more than 3 years old, and a strange animal they kept in a cage.

Father Black began to speak first.

Father Black: This is the trial of Kleio De Santos. She is accused of being a witch. Everyone in the town will have a chance to speak their peace, and Miss De Santos will be allowed to respond, and then I will make a verdict. Per usual, if found guilty she will be burned at the stake.

Who would like to start?


Kleio's hands were bound by rope. There was nothing she could do. These whack jobs surely were going to kill her.

She kept telling herself that this couldn't be real.

But it felt real.

That's when Kleio realized, she HAD to still be under Celestia's potion. She looked around...everyone in the town...it was obvious. Father Black, Old Man Darwin...they were euphemisms for her opponents! The potion she took had to have been similar to the one they gave Trixie. This is just Kleio's Wizard of Oz story.

Kleio started to feel relieved.

For a moment she thought that she was actually in 1692.

If this was all just a potion trick, she knew what Celestia wanted her to do. She had to go off on every one of her opponents.


Old Man Darwin: I will start! This woman came into my stable. I knew right away that she was a witch by the way she talked to me. Know woman in their right mind would talk to a man like that. And then, she threatened me! She demanded I take her into Salem...probably so she could burn it to the ground. Then, she caught my stable on fire with her eyes!

Father Black nodded sympathetically.

Father Black: And, how do you respond Witch?

Kleio De Santos: Old Man Darwin? What a perfect fit. The fact of the matter is Darwin, you are a washed up has been who can't take accountability for your own actions. You can't accept the fact that it was you who caught your own stable on fire, just like you can't accept the fact that you're responsible for your own losses. Even your own son doesn't respect you...it's always woe is me. Well, why don't you grow a spine and start acting like you're an actual veteran?


Because the truth is, you're not a veteran. You've done nothing. You're one of the oldest ones in this village, and you've accomplished the least. That's why you're going to be shoveling horse shit until you die...which probably won't be long from now.

Darwin scoffed.

Old Man Darwin: Do you hear her? She talks like a witch!

The town began to chant "Burn her!" but Father Black hushed them down.

Father Black: Thank you, Mr. Darwin. We still have many more people to speak.

Sister Bordeaux: Ooh, ooh can I go?


Father Black rubs his temples and gives a reluctant wave of his hand.

Sister Bordeaux: I like Sister Kleio! She seemed really friendly to me.

Father Black: Perhaps thou is a witch as well?

Sister Bordeaux: UH...uhm...nope! Never mind, Kleio bad. She's definitely a witch.


Kleio De Santos chuckled at her.

Kleio De Santos: See, that's your problem, Trixie. You're too naive. You'll go along with anyone and everything. We literally give you a potion and drugged you before the last match so you'd fight XYZ with me. And you left that castle thinking we were best friends.

Sister Bourdeaux began to cry and the crowd began their "Burn her" chant again.

Proctor Randall: Can I go next? I found the witch, with Reagan The Blacksmith. She was butt naked and face down in the creek. She looked like she was in some sort of trance as if she was casting a spell.

The rest of the town gasped.

Father Black: And witch? How do you respond?

Kleio De Santos: And you're who...Jason Randall? Oh I have a lot to say about Jason Randall. How about the fact that you can probably count on Jason Pierre Paul's right hand the amount of times you've beaten me in a match. Some people associate Jason Randall as the epitome of hardcore, but yet who's names are in the record books for the X title? Saint Sully? Alyster Black? Ryan Rondo and J.J.JAY!


Has Randall even one the title more than once?

The only guy you seemed to actually square up equally against was Kayden Knox, of all people. You are the Bull Durham of the FWA. A journey man. And yet, even if the X title were the minor leagues, you still haven't even won that enough times to brag about it.


You're a broken man who has a lot to blame for. How is Penny by the way?

Proctor Randall: How dare you!


Several town members hold Randall back as Kleio smiles.

Father Black: Alright, I feel like we've heard enough.

Kleio interrupts him however.

Kleio De Santos: No no, let's talk about more of you. Ooh how about...what was it Blacksmith Reagan? Reagan you know you can't bring a tag team partner into this tournament right? That means there is nobody to carry you this time. That's the only time right that you could actually win a match? When a Devin Golden or an Aka Yurei comes in to carry you to victory? How is Aka by the way? Abandoned you for another tag team partner...guess she was sick of you not pulling your weight?

Oh...and the rest of you? Who even are all you people? Madison Gray? Death Walker? I feel like some of these tournaments should have some sort of days in the FWA threshold. Any random noob can walk in off the street and claim they're a wrestler, and join a death match tournament?

Then you have the little boy over there, Sawyer Xavier. I actually like you Sawyer, stay golden pony boy. And stay out of my way in this tournament.

And then there is the letter man. I think I proved in our last match who the better of the two of us is..if I didn't prove that already in last year's tournament.


And last, and maybe least...the creepy thing in the cage...we all know that you're just J-

Father Black suddenly interrupts her.

Father Black: No, last is me! And I've had enough of you witch.

Kleio De Santos: You've had enough of me? I think we've all had enough of YOU! Your reign with the X title has gone on long enough. You broke your record, but now, it's time to step aside.


I am not going to beat the same dead horse about this tournament not being before the record date. Because do you want to know the truth? I am not Saint Sully. I don't give a damn about records.

But you're just like him, aren't you.

You couldn't stop thinking about that record? That is all you wanted. You wanted to have your name etched in history. You know before I came here, I thought I wanted the same thing. Or well, I didn't want Sully to have it. I wanted to erase him from the record books, and replace his name with my own.

But do you want to know something?

Do you want to know what separates me from you and Sully?

I don't care about the records, and quite frankly I don't even care about that title. A year ago I almost won this tournament, when I came in and I set out to prove that a woman was going to win KING of the Deathmatch. The entire tournament in itself is pandering to this stereotypical image of who's hardcore. A man...a king.

Well I hate Kings.

I am the Queen of the Witches!

And unlike last year, I am not going to fall short. I proved that I am one of the most hardcore in the FWA when I made it all the way to the end of this tournament, but this time there will be no stopping me. I am not worried about records, or titles, and I'm not worried about whoever the fuck the weasel is either.

You can throw whatever you want at me!

NOTHING.

WILL.

STOP.


ME.

Everyone in the town hall stares at her blankly, until Father Black speaks.

Father Black: Well, she confessed. Let's burn her.


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Fast forward to a short time later, and Kleio finds herself tied to a stack.

The crowd is chanting again.

"Burn her!"

"Burn her!"

"Burn her!"

Kleio gulps.

When suddenly, a 2023 Buick crashes through the wooden wall and drives right up to the stake. It's Blair and Celestia! Blair quickly cuts the ropes.

Celestia Ravenwood: Get in!

Blair and Kleio jump into the car, and quickly drive out of the village, nearly running over the villages. They try to chase them with their torches, but the Buick is too fast.

Blair Ravenwood: We tracked your cellphone, and found it in a nearby river. We figured you were here...

Kleio De Santos: Wait...holy shit...this place was real?

Blair Ravenwood: Yeah, Salem is crazy...

And with that, Kleio shakes her head.

What a crazy goddamn town.

But she proved what she needed to prove.

She is the most hardcore person that is going to be in that death match.

There is no doubt about it.




 

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“So….what do you think happens when you die?”

“Stop it.”

“What?”

“I know what you’re doing.”

“I’m asking a simple question.”

“….I don’t think it’s a scary situation. The fear comes in the build up as the questions rally up. What religion is right? Did you do enough to deem yourself as good? Stuff like that. Then it probably just happens like a ring bell. Just telling you that there's nothing more you can do or say. Your legacy is locked in. Nothing to add, nothing to subtract. It’s now up to everyone else to keep your memory alive.”

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Feeling like you’re trapped in your own mind is always gonna take a toll. You can’t move, even though you actually hadn't tried, you just already know. You would like to open his eyes and know where the hell you are, but your body just refuses to obey you. Instead, your useless commands echoed within yourself, similar to a voice in a hollow cave. But it can’t be, you can’t even open your mouth. The questions start to fill your mind, were you even breathing? Could you even tell if you were? You suddenly can’t focus on your motor functions, it was as if they had never worked before.

Lost in yourself, you try your damn best to listen through the stunned silence, searching for anything, a draft, the sound of your own damn bloodstream in your ears. Anything. And then, before you’ve fully accepted your fate, the sound gradually becomes noticeable. But it’s nothing that Reagan could compare, it seemed that the things around him were still being shaped. A lot and nothingness at the same time. A beach, a forest, a house, a prison. He hears a childish giggle in a hollow tree, strong waves against dry rocks, an out-of-tune microphone, bottles being broken against... He didn't know what. A warm breath against his paralyzed face followed by a dark shiver down his spine.

“Reagan Cole”

The voice bellows out in a low eerie voice and only then does after what feels like an eternity of torment, he finally feels some semblance of peace wash over him in gentle waves. Carefully he flexes his fingers and toes, concerned with how little he felt. It took ages but eventually Reagan does open his eyes. The world around him is foggy, and out of focus in a way. Sounds that were once so close now feel miles from him as he slowly, cautiously sits up. His skin is pale, almost grey. Holy fuck. Everything was so quiet, it was unnerving.

“Hey there.”

Reagan didn’t even see the person at first, so enraptured in the case of where exactly he is. The person before him speaks in a dull monotone voice. He’s got average height, average build, average weight. Sporting a beige suit, bowler hat and a black folder of sorts. He had the most forgettable face Reagan had ever seen. Like for real, every time you blink or look away you probably would forget what he actually looked like. Is this what face blindness feels like?

“Welcome.”

Reagan: “…Hey. I was just wondering where exactly I was.”

“You’re here to help me figure something out.”

Reagan: “Okay. Well I’m not exactly Sherlo-“

“Are you a good person?”

The question smacks Reagan across the face with force.

Reagan: “…That’s a complicated question to answer.”

“And why is that?”

Reagan: “I….there are many different definitions of a person, could you be a bit more specific?”

“Whatever your definition is, go for it.”

Reagan is still taken back by this strange fellow opposite him as he finally manages to stand on his own two feet.

Reagan: “Huh. Well erm, I guess I’ll quickly break it down via categories. I guess as a father, I like to believe that I do the best I can for my son. As a wrestler….Sure. I wouldn’t be where I am without being good. A good overall person, however….. I know I try.”

“Hm.”

The person opposite Reagan is seen flicking through the folder slightly rushed but still with a sense of purpose

Reagan: “Are you okay?”

Just a moment.”

Suddenly all the noises burst into Reagan’s ears again. A carnival, a park, shopping center, and a primary school. All noises you can connect these venues and more flood the eardrums of The British Apprentice as he has been frozen once again in a stasis state. Only coming back to life when they’ve reached the destination.

“There we go.”

Reagan once again is allowed the opportunity to compose himself as he was once knocked to the ground. He quickly stood in a hurry, his head desperately whipping around to find out what the mysterious person just did. What he saw next, he could never have prepared for. Reagan’s wrestling figure, there it was, but now it was in Jason’s hands. His trembling sobs, his heart shattering screams- they were but mere white noise to Reagan. His cries for help fell short of reaching the former FWA Tag Team Champion, as though the father was listening to the son through a thick wall.

Reagan: “What the fuck? Why are you showing me this?”

“Easy. You said you do the best for your son so I just wanted to check up on him.”

Jason folded further inwards on himself, wailing into his knees, pressing his face into the action figure. Reagan scans the situation around his son to try and find out the circumstance of the situation and immediately finds them.

Reagan:
“….Is that fucking Leon’s kid? I told Leon to tell his kid to stay away!”

“You did. Then it says you left them. So Leon O’Reilly’s kid just…continued where he left off I guess, that will be going in his file for the record.”

On unsteady feet Reagan stumbles forward, desperately scrambling to reach out to her friend and comfort his son when it suddenly seemed like his whole world shattered as she fell through Jason. Phasing through him like air through early spring grass. He sank to his knees in a similar fashion to Jason.

Yeah probably should have told you that would happen. Oh well.”

Reagan: “This doesn’t make sense. This is Jason we’re talking about, he would have told someone.”

Yeah he did. He told the person that picked him up. Xavier DeCollins, I believe is his name?”

Reagan: “Yes! So it’s atleast getting sorte-“

“Not what this says.”

Reagan: “What.”

“In a normal situation, sure would have been resolved but you forget that Xavier doesn’t know the last time this happened so he saw it as more of a “kids being kids” situation let’s say and put it….let’s say lower on his list of things to do.”

Reagan: “No that doesn’t make sense, Xavier love-“

“It’s pretty common for this group to do this huh? Put your missions ahead of other people.”

Reagan: “Could you fucking let me spea-“

“Like putting your match with Darius Wright for a world championship over being there for a friend of yours who ended up becoming…Brainwashed i believe?”

Reagan: “Listen I couldn’t stop what happened to Nova but I was there imme-“

Or letting down Jason Randall by having your mind already set on a tag title match that you didn’t even up winning?”

Reagan: “Alrigh-“

Or how about Trixi-“

Reagan: “No! That one’s bullshit.”

Explain.”

Reagan: “I…i’m getting her ready. Listen you look in the weird files you have and you’ll at first see a child with no comprehension skills, a child that gets chewed up in these environments. See, FWA loves throwing kids into the ponds with sharks and seeing if they swim or float! I faced a CWA world champion in my first match in FWA and i would still consider myself lucky! People like Logan Darwin get Devin Golden and yours truly a show after we both lost title opportunities, Vampyra I think her name is got put in a tournament with the best of the best with just two matches under her belt! And FWA expected her to win. So I saw Trixie struggling with KODM coming up and I knew. Just like weaselperson or whatever his name is and Madison that she would be thrown into this. And now she’s running out from the back with the prime directive of attack and guess who taught her that?”

Jeffry?”

Reagan: “Me. So I don’t care what you say but call me selfish again and see what happens.”​
 
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~ On April 2nd 2023 a letter was received by FWA management. The letter was received by an unknown source but soon found it's way to be published online. While sources have been unable to speak to management regarding it's contents. The FWA has made it clear that they do not condone the contents contained. ~

To whom it may concern

FWA Main Office

THEY SAY YOU ARE AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE WHEN YOU START TO FEEL BETTER

I’m not here to talk to you about this King of the death match tournament or why I’m going to win it. To be quite frank, I know my reasons for going into this tournament and I know how I will fare. What I will not do is sell my soul again to you people just to fit the format. I will not bastardize myself for a bunch of bottom dwellers nor will I sell myself short so that you can feel better about yourselves and have something to talk about in your meaningless lives. What I will do is tell you a story. This isn’t my attempt to garner sympathy for the devil or make you understand me. This is me finally getting something off my chest. Removing a proverbial anchor from around my neck that has nearly drowned me for years!

Despite the narrative and stories pushed. I wasn’t special. At least I never believed myself to be so. I was a grafter and I had to work for everything I got and sell myself with the knowledge that no one else would. Because in a world where we are all preaching equality I have found that I have never felt like I’ve been given a level playing field. Say what you want about me but I am consistent. You do not hear stories about me not showing up to events. I’ll go out and get fucked up sure but come game time I always fucking perform! I don’t ask for a pat on the back for this or for recognition. But what I’m sick and tired of is oh isn’t that guy great or isn’t this fucker amazing. Yet all they do is the same as me probably for not as long but the fact is you all like them more than me.

In a world supposed to be based on equality and level playing fields. I have constantly been pushed down and cast aside like a leper. I can pretend that i’m above this or that I don’t care yet the fact is do you know how it feels your entire life to be thought of as an afterthought. To know that no matter what you do for people. No matter how hard you work or well you perform that it will never be seen as good enough. Those thoughts last in your brain and they eat away at you to the point that you begin to believe that narrative. Yet then comes the issue, who do I get to turn to in a crisis? If it’s constantly me having to reach out or constantly me being made to feel like an outcast, where do I get to go? Apparently the answer to you people is the bottom of a pill bottle or the last few drips of that Jack Daniels’ bottle. That way you can then turn around and feel better about yourselves by saying I need help without actually asking why. You all get to make your little decrees and declarations without getting your hands dirty.

There was a time when I was happy, believe it or not. There have been a few occasions where I can safely say I was happy. Yet none of you cared or could leave me at peace. You always had to spout your three cents in about me. How you didn’t like me in FWA. How my reputation was tarnished by Michael Garcia being a two bit cheat. Let me put the matter straight because to be quite frank you people have no right to ever talk about me or give opinion on me. As it’s all fake and all bullshit. So on this note let’s let the cat out the bag, get down to brass tax and talk about the elephant in the room. That elephant being why did Dan Maskell leave the FWA? Now if you ask the so called people in the “know” about why I left the FWA under such a black cloud. They will push this story that I’m a royalist and I left the federation after the queen died because of a series of ‘jokes’ made by those people.

They called me a hypocrite for leaving after these comments and I know many people believe that to be the truth. Yet the fact is none of these people know the real reason I left and the reason that was is because none of them had the balls to come ask me. None of them had the character to see if I was really OK. Instead they just fed this ridiculous assertion about me which others have stupidly bought into. The irony being those who make those comments and called me a hypocrite when all I did was stand up for what I believed in. Are some of the very same people who lost their minds when I called Gabrielle a C*nt to the point we can’t even say it anymore! So please tell me now who the real hypocrite is here?

That’s the difference between myself and them. I’ll stand up in public and say what I don’t like. Yet they can’t do that because they have no backbone. Instead they sit in their little circle who I’ve never fit in with and can proudly say I wouldn’t even try to now. They sit there and make their little remarks because that’s when they feel important and like they matter. They wouldn’t dare consider saying it to me. Instead they’d choose to ghost me or ignore me and act like I’m the one with the problem. You want to call me a hypocrite or make assumptions about me. Well how about this? Everything I did and said about Gabrielle, Michael Garcia and others. Most people, higher ups included, found it funny at the time because they knew I’d get people talking and get a rating. It was when I was gone I was the problem and not liked.

So why am I even back for this one night only tournament when all I’ve ever done is be treated like shit and bad-mouthed? Perhaps despite my earlier statement, now is the time for me to enlighten you. I’m doing this for the same reason a junkie injects that last fix into his veins. I’m doing this for the exact same reason that a serial killer pursues a victim. I can make you a million excuses and false justifications but the truth is I’m here because I need it. To even justify that to you all or attempt to put a spin on it, would make me no better than the rest of the cretins in the back. The irony of this being that nothing I do and no matter how many hoops I jump through will ever be good enough. So even though I am better and even though on my true worst day I eclipse them at their best. I know that I’ll never be accepted or respected by these people. I can act like this doesn’t bother me yet my story is well known.

I’ve been in therapy for longer than I can remember and they say someone is at their most vulnerable when they begin to start building themselves up once more. When I came to FWA, I was in that recovery process and when I fell again. I fell harder and hit a bottom I never even considered probable. I’m not in denial that I allowed myself to be set up to fail, at the end of the day it was my naivety which put me in that position. But there is no denying that those so-called good people were very quick to bury me when I did so. They truly showed me that I didn’t belong as part of some federation or group. Which is fine, because I’ve never felt what it is to be accepted in my life. To have people care about me and like me without wanting anything in return. What to you people is normality to me is mythology. I make no secret of the fact my existence will not be a happy one. My life has meant nothing and my story is one of what if and missed opportunities.

In death I will return to nothingness but just like every time previous. I will still remain and transcend. In mythology we hear stories of revenants and Draugr. Beings doomed to wander this miserable plain until the very end. If that is truly my story and that is truly the way things end for me then I can accept that. In fact I will welcome it with open arms because at least I’ll know that I never bowed anymore for you people. That I never sold myself out again to appease you or fit in. That I never bastardized myself to be a part of your little clique. I’m not coming to this tournament to take part. I’m not going to be a part of the show. I’m a vengeful spirit who cannot be put to rest. I’m a foreign plague looking to ravage the FWA universe. I want to leave this company broken and fractured by the fucking seems for what it did to me. I want all those so called people to watch as I take it’s honor, dignity and respect starting with this tournament. I will leave the FWA and all you subspecies vermin that reside in it down into the abyss with me. Let's see how you like it when you have nothing and those you thought mattered and were with you show that they aren't.

Some say that hate is an emotion that they aren't comfortable with. Yet hate is a part of life and a small bit of hate is more than acceptable for a regular human being to feel. The real emotion to be concerned about is disgust. Because it is not through hate but rather disgust that people have done some of the worst things imaginable. So know that in a world where we are supposed to be level headed and composed. I am going into this not just with hate and rage but with disgust for you parasites. To say I hate you wouldn't be enough. I'm reviled by you and I hate you more than I hate myself. Because you helped mold me into what I become and now you get to see for yourself what happens when the rage and disgust take over!


Signed
Dan Maskell

PS: To the pretenders who will be overjoyed and excited about my return. You are just as big a part of the problem and for that you can fucking suck on my candy cane!
 
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I. Overture

“I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended. For I knew I had to rise above it all. Or drown in my own shit.

This is the conversation that would likely be echoing through the trees and hills in the silence of the night, if not for the loud chirping of the cricket orchestra, occasionally accompanied by the hoot of an owl. Not to mention the humming of the engine powering the beat-up red 1988 Toyota Tercel cruising along the road, where the conversation was occurring.

TYLER: Now you’re just ripping off songs.

JEFFRY: Damn, didn’t think you’d catch me on that one.

TYLER: I’ve been around you long enough to learn some things other than wrestling, y’know!

JEFFRY: Haha, I guess you have. Sorry dude, I don’t have many good ideas anymore. Between all the hits to the head, the drinking, and getting old, the brain starts to turn to mush.

TYLER: You can’t just channel your “die for a living” days and come up with something? Those videos were awesome.

JEFFRY: Whoa, first of all, it was “live to die, and die to live.” Secondly, those days were far from awesome. You have me cringing just thinking about it, that shit was terrible. They were just different from what everyone else was doing at the time. And third, no, I can’t just come up with something for you. That’s gotta come from you, man.

TYLER: That makes sense, I guess.

JEFFRY: Why are you still worrying about doing a promo for Ground Zero anyway? All you need to do is win your matches. Especially matches where I’ve specifically given you the tools to succeed. If you can’t even win a barbed wire match against those luchadorks, how can you possibly expect to win King of the Deathmatches?

TYLER: Oh fuck off, I wasn’t the one who was pinned!

JEFFRY: Good, keep that attitude up during training, we’re almost there.

TYLER turns and gazes out his window, staying silent for a moment as they zoom past the snow covered pines.

TYLER: Hey Jeff, since you brought it up, I’ve kinda been wanting to talk to you about King of the Deathmatches. I really don’t think I’m ready to do a full deathmatch tournament. Not with the stakes so high. Or with such a high quality field of opponents. Or-

JEFFRY: Of course you’re not ready for any of that stuff. Why do you think we’re driving all this way in the middle of the night? Just relax and trust me, TY. I haven’t steered you wrong yet, have I?

TYLER: No.

JEFFRY: Okay then. I pulled a lot of strings to get you into this thing, but if you follow everything I teach you, I have faith that within just a few short weeks, you’ll not only win Ground Zero, but you’ll do it as the reigning X Champion and, more importantly, the King of the Deathmatches. Just think, you’ll have done more in one month than Reag has in the past two years. And you might even get to beat him in the process, if the brackets line up.

TYLER: If I have to fight Reagan, I will… I don’t know yet, I’ll cross that bridge if I come to it. Why would beating Reagan be a good thing, I thought we wanted him on our side?

JEFFRY: He is on our side. And we all do what we can to help each other. But the only way we can help Reag is to help bring his ego down a notch or two. And in turn, that helps Sarah and Jason. You see why it’s a good thing now?

TYLER processes Mason’s logic in silence for a minute, then nods his head.

TYLER: Surely you can’t really think I can beat Alyster Black though. He’s had that title for so long.

JEFFRY: Black will be the toughest challenge you face, for sure. But he’s shown that he’s not unbeatable. Devin beat him not too long ago. With me showing you what to do, and your natural ability, I have no doubt in my mind that you can beat Aly in this situation.

TYLER: I’m glad at least one of us believes that.

Jeffry steers the wheel and turns the car off the main road and onto a dirt driveway barely visible to anyone who didn’t know it was here. The headlights shine ahead in the new direction and reveal a small cabin up ahead, almost camouflaged by the dense woods surrounding it. Another half-mile down the bouncy dirt road, then the car gets parked right in front of the stairs to the raised porch. The car is shut off and the duo swing their doors open and step out.

JEFFRY: Grab the lantern out of the trunk.

TYLER does as he’s told and retrieves the lantern. He hands it to Jeffry, still in almost complete darkness.

JEFFRY: You couldn’t light it?

TYLER: I don’t have a lighter!

Jeffry groans, but knows TYLER has a point. Jeffry pulls out a black Zippo, along with a pack of menthol Cheyenne filtered cigars. He flicks the lighter and brings the flame to the kerosine wick, then to the cigarette in his mouth, before extinguishing the fire with a satisfying snap of the lid.

Better seen now with the light of the lantern, it appears that the cabin is rather run down. In fact, it seems like no one has touched the place in years. Jeffry leads TYLER up the snow covered steps to the porch, stomping the snow off his boots once they get to the part under the roof. He turns the knob of the unlocked wooden door, then pushes it open with ease, despite what the squeaking hinges may indicate.

Once inside, the smell of stale cigarette smoke hits TYLER in the face like a frying pan, but he does his best to ignore it. The lantern illuminates the inside of the cabin, showing off a whole lot of nothing. The central area where they now stand is seemingly the largest part, with a futon seemingly made of small logs, and a coffee table to match. On the other side of the room, the moon shines through the window onto one of those cheap square poker tables surrounded by four chairs, which appears to have been used as a dining area if the single disgusting looking unwashed plate is any indication. The fact that it is only feet from a sink, oven, and fridge further supports this hypothesis. To the left are the only two doors besides the front door, presumably the bathroom and bedroom.

TYLER: Wait, we drove eight hours just to come to train in a cold, dark, smelly, abandoned cabin with nothing in it?

JEFFRY: For a long time, this cabin was called home. Hell, if home is really where the heart is, I guess this still is home. But don’t worry, we’re not here for the cabin. We’re here for the basement. It’s this way.

Jeffry and TYLER walk past the couch and table and over to the two identical doors. Jeffry heads toward the space between the two doors however, and starts moving his hand along the wall. FInally his finger hits the small dark wooden ring he was searching for and pulls it back, pulling the string it’s attached to and in turn bringing that piece of wall swinging down.

TYLER: What the fuck?

Jeffry steps onto the downed piece of wall and toward the metal door that it concealed. With no need for a handle, he pushes the door open and begins to descend the concrete stairs behind it, TYLER following close behind.

TYLER: Hey, I think there’s a light switch here.

JEFFRY: No, wait!

Too late though, as TYLER has already flipped the switch to the ON position.

TYLER: THERE WERE LIGHTS THIS WHOLE TIME?

JEFFRY: Dude, it’s called atmosphere, I was trying to set the mood to prepare you mentally as well as physically. But no, it’s fine, I guess I just won’t try to do cool things anymore.

TYLER: Wouldn’t the door thing be cooler if I could see it better though?

JEFFRY: No way, the dim lighting provided almost a cinematic… fuck it, nevermind, let’s just get to training.

TYLER follows him in the now very brightly lit concrete steps, surrounded to either side by moss covered stone walls. Upon reaching the bottom, TYLER sees the training room Jeffry had told him about. In stark contrast to the main floor, this area is absolutely massive. With the centerpiece being a very makeshift and barbaric looking ring, the ceiling is easily twice the height of the cabin. Scattered around the empty space are various exercise equipment, albeit equipment altered to be more Jeffry in nature. Punching bags, but with thumbtacks glued to them. Bench press stations, but the benches have beds of nails to lie on. Things of this nature.

JEFFRY: What’s better than a full gym? A full gym with every machine improved to work on pain tolerance as well as its intended purpose.

TYLER isn’t quite sure that’s accurate logic, but Jeffry’s had a long and successful career, clearly some of his wacky ideas must’ve worked along the way. He’s more focused on the ring he’s supposed to train in anyway.

TYLER: Hey um, Jeffry. How long has it, uh, been since this ring was used… or cleaned… or inspected…?

JEFFRY: Been a couple years now. But don’t worry, it was designed to look a lot more rugged than it really is. Was more of a prop in videos than anything. Like the wooden canvas?

TYLER looks at the exposed dark oak planks and shivers thinking about what falling on that will feel like. He knocks on it to get a preview, but strangely his knuckle doesn’t make much of a sound.

JEFFRY: Looks pretty real, right? Jason sure was quite the artist, always had a way with optical illusion type shit. Some of the stuff he’d come up with, absolutely magical.

The current Ground Zero star lets out a sigh, almost a small laugh, of relief.

TYLER: Oh thank fuck. I thought all of the equipment was real, but I guess those are all illusions too.

JEFFRY: Huh? Oh, nope, those are all real. Mostly just the canvas.

TYLER: Nice try. If the canvas is fake, surely those are fake too, no one would possibly run on a glass covered treadmill. What else? Hmm, I bet this “2004 Chaotic Cup” trophy opens up some secret passage to the REAL real training spot?

JEFFRY: Actually…

TYLER smiles in an “I know you’re full of shit” kind of way before grasping the trophy by one of its handles. The smile disappears when the trophy doesn’t move from its spot on the shelf. Instead, the trophy and small wooden shelf seem to be acting as a handle, sliding a portion of the wall to the side.

TYLER: Okay seriously? Why do you even have so many hidden passages? What are you, a Scooby-Doo villain?

JEFFRY: Says the man actually wearing a literal mask. I just think they’re pretty cool, okay? Anyway… this actually WAS supposed to be where I wanted to train you today. But since you went and discovered a secret passage anyway, I guess we may as well go in. You won’t be able to fully focus until this mystery is solved, I do know that about you. Go ahead, dude, lead the way.

TYLER stares questioningly at Jeffry for a moment, then toward the hole previously hidden by the wall. It is a stone tunnel about seven feet tall and four feet wide. Curiosity wins out against hesitation, and TYLER enters the tunnel. Not having brought the lantern, TYLER runs his hands against the sides to guide him as the darkness grows. Before it becomes fully dark though, a purple glow is seen coming from what seems likely to be the end of the tunnel. The light grows brighter the more they walk, and the faint sound of running water becomes louder. After a couple of minutes, TYLER steps into an enormous cavern with Jeffry, and even with everything he has seen tonight, he cannot believe his eyes.

The walls seem to glisten as each tiny flake and speck of minerals and whatnot in the walls each appear to reflect the brilliant violet glow in its own unique way. The shining light also illuminates the small stream running along one side of the cavern. The waterfall is gentle, almost peaceful, despite the water falling from almost twenty feet into the pool running into the stream below. TYLER only glances briefly at all of this though, as it is the source of the light itself that has him most intrigued.

JEFFRY: This was Lucidity’s favorite place in the whole world. She could spend hours down here. Probably days, if sleep and being a mother weren’t more important priorities. I never got much into any of that witch stuff, or crystals or Ouija boards or whatever else she was into. And I gotta give it to her, this place really is the best. Being here… I don’t know how to describe it. It’s like feeling every feeling a man can feel, but feeling nothing whatsoever at the same time.

Jeffry senses that TYLER might be too shocked by this same sensation to move toward his curiosity, and begins walking over to the light source himself. On the ground in the center of the cavern like some sort of glowing prismatic campfire is the source of the light.

JEFFRY: Amethyst. I know, they almost look like light tubes though, don’t they? Lucy always said it held some sort of power, that this one was special, but I never really understood or, to be honest, believed her. Something about a “soul-bond”... well, I guess I don’t really need to tell YOU of all people how it works. And again, dude-

TYLER: Nah, no need to apologize. I know you’ve done all you can to try to reverse this mess. But to be quite honest myself now, I think it’s made life a bit better. Well, for the three of us anyway, maybe not a lot of other people. But still, I’m thankful for it. I think deep down, Reagan is too, and even eventually Sarah and Jason might be.

Jeff leans on one of the purple cylinders sticking up from the crystal cluster base.

JEFFRY: That would be nice. Then again, if we ever reverse this whole soul-bond thing, I’ll have to wait until then to see if you really mean any of that. I wonder…

Jeffry looks down at the violet cluster, and TYLER looks as well. TYLER slowly reaches out his hand and touches one of the tubes.



II. The Temples of the FWA

The man in the black, gray, and white mask awakens from… not quite sleep, but what was it exactly? In fact…

???: Where am I?

The man rises from the rock he was using as a pillow in a shallow stream and looks around in awe at the surrounding cavern. A frightening thought suddenly overpowered the feeling of being in a strange place.

???: WHO am I?

The man feels at the wet fabric on his face, not quite getting a grasp on the reality of any part of his current situation. He stumbles to his feet and takes in the beauty of a cavern that feels so familiar, yet he can’t for the life of him figure out how or why.

Looking around through the mostly dim cavern, he notices a light shining through an opening not too far from where he stood. Figuring he could spark some kind of memory if he was able to see better, he heads toward the light. Exiting the cavern through a narrow tunnel, he exits into the sunlight. Or, at least what he thought was sunlight. Upon leaving the tunnel, he comes to the realization that the light which helped him escape was coming from the bright LED lights of what looks to be some sort of locker room. At least the man spots a mirror on the wall, maybe he can at least figure out who he is.

???: TYLER?

While he may still be clueless about his identity or whereabouts, he at least thinks he knows his own name, which is a start. Any further investigation will need to wait, as a loud muffled voice comes from somewhere out of the door to the hallway. TYLER follows it, wondering what any of this means. Out of the locker room, he strolls down the mostly empty hallway, making mental notes of any signs along the way so as to not get lost should he need to return. A corner is turned, and another, and all of these hallways look exactly the same. The sign thing didn’t really pan out too well, as almost the only signs he saw were repeats of an advertisement for some kind of blender. If the sounds weren’t constantly getting louder, he’d swear he was going in circles. He sees a man in a black suit with a clipboard and a headset, so he approaches him to inquire about what this place and these noises are.

TYLER: Um, excuse me…

STAGEHAND: Oh thank shit, you’re here. You must be the luchador they brought in to replace El Perro Loco. Cutting it a bit close, don’t you think? Come on, you gotta get out there now, Mikey’s just about done with his entrance. Say, kid, what’s your name anyway? Wait, don’t tell me it’s really TYLER. Hahaha, fuck, no time to come up with something better, and you’re just doing a quick squash anyway.

The stagehand leads TYLER down a labyrinth of similar corridors, before finally arriving in front of a couple of black curtains. The stagehand nudges him toward the curtains.

STAGEHAND: Just in time, ok kid, go out there and just do whatever Mikey tells you, he’ll take care of you out there. Good luck!

Confused about everything, but not really sure what other option he has, TYLER steps through the curtains. On the other side, he is greeted by an extraordinary sight. A stadium or coliseum of some sort, with the stands packed with thousands of fans. Most of the fans stare straight ahead toward the center attraction: a wrestling ring! In it stands a referee and a big muscular looking man with a neon green spiky mohawk. Unsure of why exactly, TYLER keeps walking down the aisle toward the ringside area. On the side of the ring, and plastered in various other locations around the arena, he notices a logo with the letters “FWA”. Not extremely helpful, but it’s a start.

TYLER finally reaches the ring and rolls in under the bottom rope. Now that he’s within a few feet, he notices the mohawk man’s shirt and realizes that this must be Mikey. “Sinister” Mikey Osbourne, according to the shirt. He might be about the same size as TYLER, but he has him beat in the intimidation department for sure. Before he knows it, a bell is rung and Mikey has already put him in a side headlock.

MIKEY: Shoot me off, then clothesline.

Not sure of what that meant, or why Mikey was talking to him in the middle of a bout, TYLER has no time to react, as Mikey more or less leads himself toward the ropes. He lets go of the headlock and rebounds toward TYLER, hitting the masked man to the ground. TYLER is in pain. But not nearly as much as he had anticipated. Perhaps he was a wrestler before his memory loss? It would explain the mask, too.

TYLER gets to his feet. He looks around at the borderline unresponsive crowd, but his attention is quickly averted back to Mikey who has picked him up and muscled him back into the corner pads. He rears his right hand back and delivers a knife-edge chop. The stinging pain has hardly had time to register before Mikey connects with another. He goes for a third one, but TYLER instinctively ducks under it and rolls toward the opposite corner. He spots a flag on the ring apron, it must’ve been something Mikey brought to the ring with him. Without a plan other than surviving this fight, he grabs the flagpole and gets to his feet. He thinks he hears the referee quietly say something to him, but his arms are already in motion and he cracks the wooden pole over the head of Mikey Osbourne.

A collective gasp is heard from the stands, followed by the frantic chiming of the ring bell. The ref and multiple security guards get the flag away from TYLER and back him towards the ropes and out of the ring, escorting him back up the aisle toward the curtain he arrived from. Once beyond the curtain, the guards release him and tell him to “get lost and don’t come back.” He walks down one of the hallways, passing the stagehand who stares at him and shakes his head disapprovingly.

He can’t believe what just happened. Why was Mikey talking to him, was this some sort of fixed fight? If that’s the case, why did everything hurt so bad? He walked a bit further down the mostly vacant halls, stopping to view a monitor at approximately a 165 degree angle to the TV. He wasn’t sure why, but something about watching TV in this manner just felt right. He watched the next match. It looked like a fight. It sounded like a fight. Hell, he could confirm for himself that it sure felt real. But something was off. And when the next match started, he noticed it too.

FWA must stand for Fake Wrestling Association. Every move hurt, but the match was scripted. And it was scripted the same. Every. Single. Time. Every match had a masked guy who’d do a lot of flips. Every match ended when the muscular guy put the smaller guy in a submission. Every match had the same extended chinlock section. Something else was off too, though. In every match, the fans who were watching this FWA show seemed like they couldn't care less about what was happening in the ring. In fact, after moving to the front of the TV, he noticed that the fans almost certainly didn’t want to be there, as a lot of them were actually handcuffed to their seats! What kind of world had he been living in for… however long he’s been alive.

Deflated, he continues walking a short while before noticing the closed cheese cart which signified he was close to the abandoned locker room. He finds his way back inside and makes his way through the tunnel to the dark cavern, the same as he left it a half-hour prior. That is, until something different caught his eye.



III. Discovery

Another bright light seemed to be coming from somewhere besides the entrance tunnel. It appeared that the light was shining in from behind the waterfall. In his earlier confusion, did he simply not see this, or had it not been illuminated earlier? Either way, it was his only other option at this moment. TYLER walked parallel to the stream and toward the waterfall. First sticking his hand through the cool falling water and only feeling space behind it, he walks under and into the cave within the cave.

On the other side, TYLER can hardly see anything. Going from a dim cavern to a confined space the size of a large closet filled with light is suddenly blinding, taking several moments for TYLER’s eyes to adjust to the lights. And once they do, that’s exactly what they see: nothing but lights! All 3 walls and the ceiling of this hidden “room” are covered entirely by fluorescent light fixtures.

Why is this here? Who put all of this here? Why did he feel such a strong home-like connection inside this place? Where was the power coming from to keep all of these lit? Looking around for clues appears to be a dead end. The fixtures have no wires, all this room has is lights.

Wait. His eyes needing to readjust almost any time he moves, he notices something on the floor. Yes, in the center of the room, raised above the rest of the dirt floor is a wide flat stone. And upon that stone, he sees a long object but can’t quite make out what it is. He slowly kneels to the ground to view it better. With a sense of wonder, the long black object becomes clearer. While he only has memories of the past couple of hours, he somehow knows that it is the most beautiful thing he’s seen in his life.

TYLER outstretches his arms toward the object. With a strong admiration and sense of wonder toward the object, he grips the smooth and narrow side of the shaft and lifts it up in front of his face, inspecting every inch of it with a smile. Oddly enough, his smile is the biggest when he grips the thicker end covered in barbed wire, squeezing hard enough to have one of the small spikes puncture his palm.

TYLER: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it brings forth my blood. It’s got wire with sharp points, to give violence. What can this thing be that I’ve found?


He thinks about the FWA earlier. All of those fans looked so miserable. Hell, the wrestlers looked miserable to be there too. What if… no, there’s no way it could be that simple, right? What if he went back and changed the script? The only thing the fans really reacted to at all was when TYLER snapped the flagpole over Mikey’s head. The sensation he feels with this barbed wire bat in his hand… could that be what the fans felt at that moment? He roughly drags a barb across the flesh of his palm and draws blood once more. It makes him feel… alive! He draws his hand to his mouth and tastes the thick iron-flavored red liquid. YES! This is what the fighting needed in order to make the people happy once again! VIOLENCE AND BLOODSHED!

TYLER: I can’t wait to share this new wonder. The people shall all feel these lights. Let them all see ultraviolence. The promoters shall praise my name on this night!



IV. Presentation

Emerging from the tunnel and back into the arena hallways with a proud grin and his newfound weapon/friend in hand, TYLER knows exactly where to go. He navigates the labyrinth of corridors with ease until he comes to the area before the curtain. He approaches the stagehand from earlier.

TYLER: Excuse me, Mr…. actually, I never got your name.

The stagehand turns to see who’s addressing him and scoffs at the man he sees before him.

STAGEHAND: Oh no, no way. You have quite the nerve showing your face here again after what you pulled earlier. You should leave befor- EGAD, WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING? OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!

This wasn’t really TY’s plan, but he’s able to think fast and roll with it. He rears back with the bat and takes a step toward the man.

TYLER: Then take me to the script writers, immediately!

The stagehand squirms nervously with his back against the wall.

STAGEHAND: Please, no, I can’t do that. You don’t understand, nobody gets to see them. Even I only get to communicate with them through this headset.

TYLER grabs the portly man by the collar of his suit and puts the barbed wire side of the bat dangerously close to his face.

TYLER: Bring me to them or I grate your face and open that cheese cart back up.

STAGEHAND: I don’t know anything about a cheese cart, but fine I’ll take you to The Promoters. I assure you they won’t be happy with this though.

TYLER: I don’t care if they’re happy. I want the PEOPLE to be happy!

TYLER releases the stagehand, who pauses a moment to readjust his suit, then motions for TYLER to follow him. After another long and winding stroll through different hallways that still look the same, they get to the red door. TYLER knows it must be the door, because it is the only door he has seen in any of these hallways that is any color besides a dull beige.

STAGEHAND: Ok, this is where they are. I’ve done what you’ve asked, now I’m leaving because I want no part of what you’re going to do, or what the consequences will be. Good day!

The still unnamed stagehand turns and scurries away. TYLER hardly notices though, immediately opening the red door. Inside is a control room of some sort. There are monitors, and all sorts of electronic equipment everywhere. The main source of light is the glow of four huge computer monitors against the back wall, each with multiple tabs and apps open. In front of each monitor sits the silhouette of a man with a headset in a comfortable computer chair. All of the screens have a good portion dedicated to the show currently happening in the arena, and various writing and music apps across the screens.

TYLER: Are you The Promoters?

All four men immediately halt their furious typing and spin around in the chairs. It’s the man on the far left with an extremely majestic beard and a crown who addresses the stranger.

???: Yes, of course we are. How did you get in here?

TYLER: I just, uh, walked in.

???: Oh. Well uh… get out please? Actually wait, aren’t you… yes, you’re the masked one who ruined our entire show earlier! Do you know how much rewriting we’ve had to do for Back in Business because of your shenanigans? What do you have to say for yourself?

TYLER: I wasn’t supposed to even be there! But that doesn’t matter now, I’ve come across something that will make your whole show better. The people can enjoy wrestling again, and you won’t have to handcuff people to the seats to keep them from leaving.

???: SILENCE! Do you hear this guy? Manley, Danley, Stanley Stanley, do poor King Jimothy’s ears deceive him or did this guy really just say he can make our show better?

The four men let out a collective burst of laughter. TYLER keeps his grin though, knowing the power and beauty he feels from the object in his hand. He holds the barbed wire bat out toward The Promoters.

TYLER: I know, I know, it’s most unusual to come before you so. But I’ve found an ancient miracle, I thought that you should know. Violence and creativity, just think of what it might do. This thing I hold here, it’s the answer to everything. It holds a power as strong as life itself, and I know that if you give it a chance, you’ll feel it too.

Danley cuts off the excited TYLER and speaks to him next. For some reason, Danley’s lips don’t seem to match the sound coming out, but TYLER is more devastated by the words themselves.

DANLEY: Yeah, we know. It’s nothing new, just a waste of time. There’s no place for your barbaric old ways, our fed’s been doing fine. That’s just another toy that helped almost kill FWA and all of wrestling in the first place. Forget about your silly whim, it doesn’t fit our plan.

Hurt, but not defeated, TYLER pleads some more to the other three.

TYLER: I can’t believe you’re saying these things. Surely you can’t believe them. Try it and you’ll see, this bat can save the world, I know it can!

Stanley Stanley leans over and whispers something to King Jimothy.

STANLEY STANLEY: I think this kid might be onto something actually. If we start using barbed wire in our wrestling, that’s less barbed wire that can be used to torture the innocent cows.

King Jimothy simply rolls his eyes at Stanley Stanley, though deep down he knows he might have a point. Instead he addresses TYLER with a distraction.

KING JIMOTHY: Guards! Get him! Please!

TYLER swiftly spins around toward the door and brings back his bat, ready to take out anyone who tries to stop him. The world must become happy through violence, he would not give up on this quest!

Or so he thought. With TY’s back turned to The Promoters, Danley busts out his emergency lasso from under the desk and catches the loop on the barbed wire bat. Before TYLER can even react, Danley pulls the lasso tight and now has possession of the bat! Absolutely distraught over this twist of fate, TYLER can do nothing but watch as Manley takes the bat and snaps it over one of his meaty footballer legs. The Promoters all hop out of their seats and do a ridiculous jumping high five in celebration, as TYLER sinks to his knees with his head hung.

MANLEY: Look son, let me tell you something. We’ve got over a hundred years of AI collected and processed data that tells us how to book the shows. It’s scientifically proven that our show is the best that it can possibly be. WHAT? I said FWA is the best. WHAT? Maybe you need a hearing aid son, ‘cause I’m telling you we don’t need your stinking little bat! Now how about you get the Hell out of here before I drop you on that stack of necks you call a dime! OH HELLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!



V. Oracle

Poor TYLER exits The Promoters’ office and sulks down the hallways of the arena yet again. He still has no idea who he truly is or what this place is. But over the past several hours, he’s come to the realization that this place is truly terrible, and that he obviously wouldn’t be very happy if he remembered his life anyway if it was like this. Maybe it’s better off this way, he keeps telling himself. But it’s of no comfort whatsoever.

He manages to make his way back to the cave in the locker room. It’s the closest thing he knows to having a home. Does he have a wife? Does he have a family? He may never know, but he hopes that if he does, that they will do alright without him. He crawls through the stream and under the waterfall, curling up on the stone which earlier had held the bat that filled him with so much life and emotion. He closes his eyes and manages to fall asleep, his increasingly bleaker stream of consciousness seemingly blocking out the blinding lights surrounding him.

Now in a dream state, TYLER climbs what feels like an endless spiral staircase. In no time at all, while also seeming like an eternity, he reaches the peak of this spiral mountain of stairs. He now stands in a small black and white striped hallway leading to a single white door. To his surprise, a hooded figure in all black stands in front of the door. It reaches its arm toward TYLER and signals him closer. TYLER, too depressed and lost to fight it or even think about it, answers the beckoning figure and walks toward it to take its hand.

Gripping TYLER’s hand now tightly, it opens the door and drags him out. Not into a room though, no. Into space. The figure drags the awestruck TYLER along through the openness of the universe, traveling at unimaginable speeds and seeing impossible things. Multiple planets, galaxies, and even alternate timelines are all sped right by, all sort of whirling together into the most magnificent tie-dye cyclone one’s imagination could possibly come up with.

The figure points his free hand toward the vibrant spinning of colors in the distance like a cosmic conductor to the orchestra of galaxies. With an ever-so-slight motion of his arm, the colors all shift to the sides, creating a frame around a giant black circle. Semi-transparent holograms begin to flash in the circle. TYLER takes it all in and is currently experiencing the ecstasy of a flawless existence through all of this. The flashing of every new image only further intensifies the feeling.

A desert. A naive cutesy girl. A bundle of lighttubes being smashed. Some kind of rodent human thing. A tough guy getting thrown into barbed wire and creating a large explosion. A masked man with a championship. Bloody face after bloody face. Broken glass. Sharp metal. It’s all just so powerful and moving; gladiators getting to have all the creative freedom they want to wrestle for real and not plan the match out; fans enjoying what they’re watching and being genuinely excited by it. What a wonderful sight, seeing a world where there is no one held down by the tyrannical Promoters!

TYLER manages to bring his stare away to look over at the figure who brought him here. But alas, the figure was no more. TYLER swore he was holding his hand this whole time, how did he not notice him disappear?

The dream begins to shake. TYLER must find out how to stay in this reality forever. He can’t lose this feeling! Frantically searching around, TYLER looks again at the light swirl. It’s becoming more unstable every minute, but TYLER can still make out a few of the images as the lights grow brighter and more blinding. The last image is of the hooded figure, and it appears to be standing on a throne in the center of the desert arena. He now wears an odd spiked crown on top of his hood, and looks to have one foot stomped down on the championship belt the masked man was wearing in an earlier image. Then the colors become completely unstable, and a flash of white light destroys everything in an instant.



VI. Soliloquy

The universe destroying light begins to fade slowly, and TYLER lifts his head and opens his eyes. This is not the atomic light that had killed him moments prior. This was just the light in the cave. Which means that yup, all of that was only a dream and nothing more. He was back in this mindless Hell.

The immediate transition from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows is too much for TYLER to take. He lies unmoving on his stone bed for hours, exploring every corner of his imagination, desperately seeking a solution to his problem. Hopelessly wondering how the actual fuck to get out of here. It’s pointless.

He lies and stares at the lights, not caring if he goes blind because at least then, he will never have to suffer the fate of seeing all the misery and hatred in a world void of any freedom. The blindness must be setting in sooner than imagined, as TYLER begins to see spots. “No wait,” he thought. “Those aren’t just spots. They’re letters. Is my space guide trying to tell me something?” And once he realized it, he started paying attention to the letters. To the words. To the deeper meaning.

L I V E T O D I E D I E T O L I V E

Though to a stranger it would seem like oxymoronic gibberish, this awakens something within TYLER. It is not a happy feeling. Nor is it a feeling at all actually, but more of a memory? TYLER isn’t sure. But he knows what must be done.

TYLER must die.

Whether it will bring him back to some kind of good life through reincarnation or whatever, or whether it just ends this miserable existence, TYLER can think of no better option. Living here isn’t any kind of living anyway. He will never again know the absolute magnificence that he experienced in his dream.

One way or another, TYLER knows he simply cannot carry on in this cold and lifeless life. He rises to his feet and stumbles toward the waterfall.

TYLER: Live to die, die to live.

He keeps repeating the mantra out loud as the cold mountain water pours on top of him and soaks his clothing.

TYLER: Live to die, die to live!

He clenches his fists and prepares for what’s about to happen next.

TYLER: LIVE TO DIE, DIE TO LIVE!!!!!

With one final exclamation of the mysterious phrase, he sprints as fast as he can toward the wall of lights. His wet clothes slow him down, but he’s too determined to let it ruin his plan. Using the stone bed as a launching pad, he leaps and soars through the air like poetry in motion toward the wall of glowing glass tubes. Glass shatters! The damp clothes mix with the electricity powering the bulbs, sending many volts surging through TYLER’s body and creating a massive fireball of an explosion, blasting TYLER’s lifeless frame through the air and out into the main cave!

Time seems like it has frozen. TYLER is still alive and conscious, but the lifeblood is draining fast from his body. Sprawled across the cold stone ground, he is a bloody and charred ragdoll. He knows that very soon the end to this Hell will be brought to his doorstop, gift wrapped and hand delivered by death itself. And wouldn’t you know it, here he comes. With only the energy to move his eyes, TYLER shifts his gaze toward the figure heading toward his dying body. It’s the same figure from the dream! Was he dreaming of death the whole time?

There isn’t much time to find out. Before he knows it, the figure in black is knelt down by his side, gently touching TYLER’s right shoulder. TYLER tries to focus his blurry eyes to make out the figure’s face now that he is finally close enough to see it. It’s a familiar face, but with his memory wiped, he can’t quite place why it’s familiar. FUCK!

A name for the figure comes at last, fittingly simultaneous with the final gasp of oxygen that would enter his lungs.



VII. The Grand Finale

TYLER: SAVIOR OF DEATH!

TYLER sits straight up on the cold rocky ground and breathes heavily. The hand on his shoulder tries to get him to relax.

JEFFRY: Whoa, yeah dude, that’s what they call me. You gotta chill the fuck out though dude. Are you alright? TY, you okay man?

TYLER begins to breathe a little bit slower. He first looks down at his body. No blood or cuts, no burns, completely dry. He then looks up to see the ultraviolet crystal cluster emitting its purple glow throughout the cavern. He remembers this. In fact, he remembers everything! He looks up at the man who helped him to calm down. It’s Jeffry. He gets up to his knees and gives Jeffry Mason a gigantic hug, taking the big man by surprise a bit.

JEFFRY: Okay okay, enough of that buddy. I’m glad you’re alright though, I was starting to get worried. You just touched one of those amethyst crystals and fainted or something. You were out cold for like a good three minutes.

Jeffry gets to his feet and clutches TYLER’s wrist, pulling him to his feet as well. TYLER doesn’t necessarily understand what just transpired over the last few hours… or the last few minutes, apparently. Surely that wasn’t all just a dream. Or a hallucination, even. No, that was something different. Something real.

TYLER: Yeah, that was something alright. I feel alright now I guess.

JEFFRY: That’s good. So are you… y’know, back to being you again?

TYLER: I- honestly, I wish I knew.

Something over Jeffry’s left shoulder catches TYLER’S attention. Coming from behind the waterfall. It’s the light room!

TYLER: I sorta believe that both, uh, “me’s” are “me.” If that makes any sense. Like maybe I’m living two realities at once or something.

JEFFRY: Fuck, that’s pretty deep. You sure you’re alright, maybe you hit your head. What kind of crazy shit did you see when you were out? Do you wanna put off training for a day or two?

TYLER stares at the light and realizes that it didn’t matter how many realities he was living in (if that even was the case), the reality he could see and feel at this very moment wasn’t anything like the one he endured minutes ago. And he was gonna do his best in this existence to keep it that way, not only for himself, but for the people close to him as well. If what he saw in his other one was any kind of warning sign, he knew now that he needed to help protect Jeffry and his whole legacy of deathmatch stuff just as badly as Jeffry needed him.

TYLER: No, I’m good to train today. But it’s not me that’s going to be training. It’s going to be you.

JEFFRY: What the fuck? Haha, what do you mean? I’m getting old, broken down, and my knee is shot. What do I have to train for?

TYLER: I…I don’t really know how to explain…just trust me Jeff. Please, I need you to trust me. It NEEDS to be you in King of the Deathmatch. It just does.

JEFFRY: Look, I had to pull some strings to even get you into the tournament…

TYLER: And I’m sure those strings won’t be hard to pull a little more. If FWA has a choice to have a deathmatch legend who has proven to put on a spectacular performance on a grand stage, or to have the Ground Zero participant, do you really think you’ll have to do much begging?

Jeffry looks TYLER in the eyes and contemplates the proposal laid out before him.

JEFFRY: Alright. I don’t know how, but I’ve let you twist my arm into doing this somehow. Jeffry Mason’s first deathmatch tournament since the one where I fucked up my knee against Darius in the finals years ago. We’ve definitely got a LOT of training to do though, because I’m not going in there to halfass anything. I’m going in to win that crown or dammit, die trying.

TYLER: Live to die, die to live, right?

This catches Jeffry off guard, especially being brought up twice in one night with such different contexts. He can’t help but smile and let out a small chuckle.

JEFFRY: Maybe that wasn’t such a bad catchphrase after all. Tell you what, I’ll meet you back at the ring in ten minutes. If I’m gonna be training, I need to get my nicotine levels up and have a few minutes to myself to ponder some of my life choices. And thanks, dude.

TYLER: For what?

JEFFRY: For believing in me.

TYLER: Same to you, Jeff. Same to you.

TYLER turns and walks back toward the narrow tunnel back to the ring area. Jeffry hangs back and lights another cigarette. Once he’s sure TYLER is gone, Jeffry turns back to the amethyst and stares at it, dragging and puffing away at his cigarette casually while talking.

JEFFRY: Oh my dear Lucidity, it’s good to be back here, I’ve missed you so much. Sorry I haven’t come to visit in a while. You remember what it’s like, being on the road and whatnot, dealing with new friends and the challenges that come along with that. At least I’ll be around to visit you this week. When I’m not training my leg and studying for this King of the Deathmatch tournament, of course. But considering the time change between realms or whatever, I guess that’s still plenty of time, isn’t it?

Mason shakes his head and laughs to himself, blowing another puff of smoke. He lays on the ground next to the amethyst and looks at his cigarette. Not even half gone.

JEFFRY: This is stupid, I’m just talking to myself when I could be there spending time with you. I told TY ten minutes, it only takes three to die real quick, cook us some dinner, and get back here before this smoke is even out.

Jeffry rolls over onto his side and moves his hand toward the part of the crystal that TYLER touched.

JEFFRY: Live to die, die to live, hahaha. If he only knew.

The Savior of Death chuckles one last time before gently pressing his hand against the glowing purple stone. His hand goes limp and falls to the ground, the cigarette still sending its wisps of smoke from between his fingers like some sort of hourglass, eerily counting the minutes until Jeffry Mason would return back to the living.​
 

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2033, Manhattan, New York

The past couple of check-ups have confirmed a recent trend about Stu’s body. The frosting over his brain was slowly melting. He was becoming less of an anomaly and he didn’t know if this was a good thing or not. One thing he took away from that though, one thing that he certainly didn’t like was the fact that his age was finally catching up to him because of this. Long gone were the days he could pull off moonsaults that defied a seven foot five figure and the age of fifty-two. Nowadays he couldn’t even walk without a walking stick, he couldn’t even see properly without glasses.

But all things considered, he lived a good life. Good two lives or maybe even three if you wanted to be generous about it. A lucky few had managed to cheat death in their lifetimes but it took a special man to do it twice. However, Stu didn’t expect that to happen for a third time, not particularly. The defrosting and the proper aging function it unlocked over his body was certainly a sign of that. The biologically sixty-three but chronologically ninety-three year old man had made peace with that. That’s why he tried to fill the rest of his life with as much joy as possible.

He walked slowly with the assistance of the stick. The doors were big enough to accommodate Stu and his decreasing mobility, a boon that Caesar’s old New York apartment had lacked. He didn’t know if the Roman had taken that into account when choosing this new house but The Friendly Giant certainly liked to believe so. Stu took his time descending down the stairs that led to the big living room where he and Caesar were supposed to watch the National Chariot Racing League finals together.

It wasn’t Stu’s favourite sport in the world but it was obviously something that drew the enthusiasm of a Roman man so the mountain of a man was more than alright with conceding to Caesar’s interests most of the time. He valued the times spent together more than how they were spent together, after all. He’d lived a long life, he figured he wasn’t going to be picky during its final stages.

There was one big elephant in the room, however. No, it wasn’t Stu Grimes. It wasn’t even someone’s presence, it was the lack of it. Caesar wasn’t there. The table that was supposed to be filled with snacks had no bowl or mugs on it, only a piece of paper with a note written on it. Stu sat down on the big, comfy couch before his hand was able to reach and grab the note. The free hand adjusted his glasses and he began to read.

‘Dear Stu,

I’m terribly sorry for not being home at the moment you’re reading this note. I was as excited as you to watch the Chariot Racing finals and watch my boys Shiny Swarm take home the trophy. But alas, I got a call from my son’s kindergarten teacher. Apparently, little Lucius has thrown a fit in the class, demanding a triumph to be held in his honor after he got the most gold stars in his class over the last month. I, of course, have to go to his school and argue to his teacher that getting that many gold stars is indeed an achievement worthy of a triumph. If I could get four triumphs from conquering Gaul alone then my son should be able to get at least a single one from conquering the gold star chart. Therefore, I will not be able to watch the finals with you, which I express my most sincere apologies for.

Good news is that you can watch it all by yourself pretty easily. Don’t worry if you don’t know how televisions nowadays work, my television can take verbal orders like a good soldier! I don’t know exactly how, but that’s the wonders of technology for you, Stu! If you tell the television to open and switch to the channel where the finals are, it will do it! Isn’t that amazing? Be sure to cheer extra hard for Shiny Swarm for me as well!

Your friend,
Cornelius Aurelius Caesar.’


Stu put the note back on the table and let out a sigh. Being lonely sucked. He guessed he could watch the television by himself like Caesar had suggested in the note. There was a small problem with that plan, however. Even though the Roman had given him the instructions on how to operate his television, he forgot to prepare the snacks for Stu. Did he really want to get up from the comfy sofa, endure a slow and painful walk to the kitchen just to fill his belly?

He supposed he would. To stand up again, Stu tried to reach for his walking stick. Instead of being able to grab it, he accidentally pushed the stick which collided with a small bookcase that stood nearby. It wasn’t a big collision, however it was enough to knock one of the books that laid there which ended up losing its battle with gravity before dropping right on Stu’s lap. Stu remained sitting for a moment, frozen (no pun intended) before he picked up the book. He could probably put it back on one of the lower shelves. That plan ended up being interrupted when the title of this rather thin and bland-looking book had caught his attention.

Commentarii de King of the Deathmatch. Golden lettering on a crimson red cover. Written by none other than Cornelius Aurelius Caesar.

If Stu’s memory, which was also getting worse with this new aging thing going on, served him correctly, Caesar had written two famous books back when he was Julius Caesar. His commentaries on his wars and conquests had been compiled into one of the most popular books ever written in the old Latin language. When Stu woke up from his long coma after the Executive Excellence incident, Caesar told him that he’d gone back to pen and paper and he’d been writing a new series about his commentaries on his professional wrestling career. The Roman told Stu that he could read his books and catch up on what he missed during the time Kayden Knox had stolen from him.

Stu remembered reading the first book. Sadly, it didn’t have much excitement in it. He remembered liking the parts where Caesar had space adventures with Uncle Jay but then it fizzled out when Caesar didn’t even do the F1 tournament. That’s mostly why Stu didn’t go out his way to read the next installments.

Now that he had the next book in the series in his enormous hands, Stu could think of worse ways to pass the time. Books were familiar. Televisions that picked up on verbal commands were not. Plus, it was about deathmatches so this had to be exciting, right? Stu adjusted his glasses once again and opened the first page.


Commentarii de King of the Deathmatch by Cornelius Aurelius Caesar

I.

King of the Deathmatch est omnis divisa in duas noctes. Two whole nights. My understanding of warfare history very much indicates that there have been wars shorter than that. During the times of my first life, it even took just a single day to count votes and elect new leaders to govern our country. Most people from both ancient times and modern times would find the idea of the very tournament I’d competed in horrendous. They would dread warfare where honor would be mainly found in pure violence. Seeking the freedom to inflict pain on fellow countrymen would land someone heavy punishments. Yet, we went into a pandemonium like this for sport. Willingly. We choose to participate in King of the Deathmatch. My dear readers, you would think that doing something like that should’ve been second nature for me as I’d been a professional wrestler for multiple years at that point with more success to my name than you’d think a ‘Julius Caesar impersonator’ gimmick would have.

Well, a Julius Caesar impersonator wouldn’t have the same success I had. I’m not an impersonator, that’s why. I’m the real deal. I’ve debated with several respected historians over the years and even though they didn’t end up fully believing my real identity because of the scientific impossibility of such a supernatural phenomenon, they could not come up with anything that could debunk my knowledge on a historical basis. So, if you’re somehow reading this book without prior knowledge of who Cornelius Aurelius Caesar is, then I assume you know now. I’d been a dictator and now I’m a professional wrestler.

And your point might be pointing out that as professional wrestlers, we willingly take the risks and put our bodies on the line every time we step into the ring. Therefore, it would be very absurd of me to describe this tournament as anything beyond that, as in it’s core, it was still professional wrestling. The sport I’d been doing for years, the sport that has kept me paid, as it did many. To which I ask you, have you ever watched chariot racing before? The risk of falling and landing very awkwardly is ever-present. But when you fall from your chariot, you don’t fall into lighttubes all covered with barbed wire.

King of the Deathmatch is when professional wrestling is taken to its extreme, the pinnacle of this sub-genre of wrestling we call hardcore wrestling in the business. Over its history, it had been criticised for its sheer brutality, shunned for taking perfectly healthy men and covering them in many cuts and bruises. Always physically, sometimes even mentally. Personally, I don’t find myself the enjoyer of this genre myself. As a Roman through and through, I abhor barbarity. Unnecessary brutality is the furthest point from any civilization you can have as a human being. It shows the poor character of a society when the most mainstream wrestling company is willing to hold these kinds of events. I simply find the very existence of deathmatches tragic.

Yet, in the faithful spring of 2023, I was one of the twenty wrestlers who took part in the second edition of the tournament that I just spent an entire paragraph bashing. Willingly.

Normally, if you take a look at your average deathmatch wrestler, you see someone who either needs the money, the boost of fame or simply the thrill of violence.

I wasn’t in dire need of money. I’d been a contracted FWA wrestler for two to three years at that point. I had money. I believe my employment status also covers that fame status. I’ve been fortunate enough to be known to more people than the entire population of the Roman Republic during my old life. Also, as you can easily interpret from my previous comments, it’s not the thrill I sought out from this grand display of inhumanity.

To me, King of the Deathmatch was nothing short of a war. Pay attention, I do not use that word lightly.

The tournament reflects the mayhem, the helplessness, the permanent guarantee that people are going to get hurt. People have been changed by putting themselves through this. People are going to get changed by putting themselves through this.

The tournament reflects the endless amount of variables that influences the results. To take part in total warfare, you cannot only focus on a handful of those variables, you have to have a good command of most of them. The Geneva Convention didn’t exist during my military days, just like how deathmatches throw any rules of a standard professional wrestling match out of the window. Everything goes, it’s just a matter of how far you’re willing to go.

If you lose yourself in the glee of violence then you lose the match too. Not losing sight of the win condition is more important than ever. This is more than professional wrestling. You fall if your body can’t take it anymore. You fall all the same if your mind can’t take it anymore.

Despite all of this, I was very calm and proud going into King of the Deathmatch. I was as confident as ever. It was my first time in a deathmatch tournament, yet, for all the reasons I’d stated above, I had the most experience out of anyone being in situations like this. Well, something else too. I will address that key reason later in this book. But my experiences in battles gave me the mindset to be prepared for anything that might’ve been thrown in my way.

The rest of the pack, well, all they knew was picking up Sun Tzu and quoting him to make themselves look like some kind of expert on warfare but let me tell you that Sun Tzu is nothing more than a fraud whose advice was all ridiculous shit like ‘If you’re in a losing position, don’t be.’ or ‘It’s good to have more men than your enemy.’. No part of Art of War is going to teach you how to build two whole walls to trap your enemy in a losing position. If you want the real shit, then go pick up one of my older books. Either Commentarii de Bello Gallico or Commentarii de Bello Civili will do.

At best, my opponents have heard war stories from their grandfathers before they went on about talking about the hardships of war. I experienced those first-hand, I commanded legions, I won decisive victories. Most historians consider me one of the greatest generals in history. I didn’t have an army during King of the Deathmatch, that’s true. But at the end of the day, you have to consider that a general is also a soldier. I’m not sure if that’s the case in modern warfare but back in my day generals fought as hard as the regular soldiers. If a victory is to be won, then both the footsoldier and the general must be smart.


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While the rest of his camp was busy admiring the beautiful mount, Julius Caesar’s steely gaze remained on his rival. The long-haired man with a moustache that was way overgrown to fit nicely on his upper-lip stood down from his steed. His arms already laid on the floor and as his enemy stood defeated in front of Caesar, the only way he could protect himself came down as well. The great Vercingetorix had taken down his armor as well.

He was surrendering. Alesia was a victory. The Gallic resistance was defeated for once and for all. Years of grueling campaigns had finally come to an end and the newest captive of Caesar’s camp had made Caesar’s stay in the barbaric region of Gaul a living hell for the better part of the last decade.

A valiant effort, but in the end, it was meaningless. Caesar was unmatched in battle and now the arrogant leader of Gauls had learned that firsthand. Raising one eyebrow, the Roman general didn’t even stand up from his chair as he watched this dramatic surrender. What was the man trying to accomplish here? Taking a stand against Caesar’s supposed cruelty by making a show out of his surrender? Trying to display himself as an equal to Caesar by playing these antics?

He was definitely going to describe Vercingetorix’s surrender a lot modestly in the book he was currently writing about his Gallic campaign. He wanted to deny him the spectacle, the next generations that would be educated by reading his book shouldn’t think of this man as anything special.

“I’ve beaten you, general,” addressed Caesar, the defeated man, for the first time since his yield. “I’ve come to these lands to put a stop to your barbarity and defend my Rome from the harm you could’ve brought to it.”

Now the Gallic man was sitting down at Caesar’s feet. Pathetic.

“I’ve come to your lands and defeated your people time after time. You scorched the earth to deny us supplies, but we sacked Avaricum instead. You decided to crush me with your cavalry after Gergovia, but mine proved superior. Here, in Alesia, you had numbers with your main army and the relief armies. But I built a wall to keep your main army in and another to keep the reliefs out. Whatever game you tried to play with me, you’ve lost at each of them.”

Caesar finally stopped looking at his defeated figure and turned his gaze to the Gallic sky that now belonged to him.


“I’ve defeated you in your own game, general. You will remember that for the rest of your life.”

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III.

As I continue to write these passages, I realize that I still haven’t given you, my precious readers, a legitimate reason for participating in something like that. You would think I would have enough wars to last me for a lifetime. You would think that I had all the reasons to sit this one out. In addition to all of those, the readers of my last book will know that I had taken a leave of absence from the company during F1 to monitor my dear friend Stu’s situation more closely.

So, why did Cornelius Aurelius Caesar participate in King of the Deathmatch?

Glory. Glory is one of the most common reasons behind wars. And it was no different with me when I decided to contact FWA and make sure I was in the tournament as well. But what was the nature of this glory I was seeking? Did I want the Crown of Thorns?

If you know your history or at least read Shakespeare, then you will know my distaste of crowns.

Did I want the X Championship? Belts are always a goal when you’re a professional wrestler and X Championship has an illustrious history. Tempting, but it wasn’t my main priority.

After everything was said and done, I didn’t want to be the man who was known as the new X Champion after King of the Deathmatch. I wanted to be known as the man who ended Alyster Black’s historic title reign.

For over five hundred days, Alyster Black maintained possession of that title. He’s been through hell and beyond to keep that title, racking defense after defense as he became the longest reigning X Champion ever. Many claim his title reign to be one of the best championship reigns in wrestling history and if you want my honest opinion, I find it very hard to disagree with those people. What Alyster has accomplished is nothing short of incredible. I wanted to dethrone him enough to do a deathmatch tournament but that does not mean I will not give him the flowers he’d deserved. Christians have a saying about situations like this, which will be quite ironic of me to quote here: Render unto Caesar.

I wanted all the glory that would come with ending such a monumental title run. I wanted to cement my legacy in wrestling further. I wanted Cornelius Aurelius Caesar to take one step further away from the shadow of Gaius Julius Caesar. The deserts of America were going to be my new Gaul and Alyster was going to be my new Vercingetorix.

At that point in time, comparing me to Alyster seemed like such a wild comparison. A former world champion, the greatest X champion in history, a legend of CWA … against a bloke who thinks he’s Julius Caesar. I suppose that was fair. My wrestling accomplishments simply faded in comparison to Alyster’s. But what many people had forgotten was the fact that I’d been a thorn in Alyster’s side before when I eliminated him from the Tag Team Battle Royale the same night me and Stu put the final nail in Golden Rock’s coffin.

Now, my dear readers, I do know that what I’ve done doesn’t sound impressive. And in a vacuum, yes, it is not very impressive. All I did was to shove a man who had his back turned on me in a battle royal match. But if you’re going to hold that as a detriment against me then you have to realize that winning a battle royal has been how Alyster became a world champion in FWA in the first place.

What I’m trying to say is simply this, I had no reason to fear Alyster Black. We didn’t look like equals but I would never step up to him if I didn’t see myself as his equal. That’s the mindset all wrestlers should have. Your mind makes up half the battle. If your resolve is strong then you will happily walk into remote deserts to get sliced by cheese graters just a shot at immortality. But if you’re weak then losing will be all you know and you will end up signing all your rights to a shady lawyer who treats you as a third-class citizen.

Kayden, I know that you won’t be reading this, mostly because of the fact that you’re probably illiterate, but I want you to know that I haven’t forgotten what you did. I haven’t forgiven you either. No matter how much you cry, no matter how many times you try to atone, I will never sympathize or empathize with you.

But with Alyster, I did just that. We had both lost our best friends to the cruel tides of the sea. Him in Rio and me in the North Sea. Alyster Black is a man I deeply respect, I wouldn’t have wanted to put an end to his title reign if I hadn’t respected him. But also, I knew that on the right day, I could be better than he ever was. In the mat, in the middle of the desert, with or without weapons.

When I was younger, I was content with the fact that I was going to spend my life as Flamen Dialis, the high priest of Jupiter. But after some civil warring and some political unrest, my priesthood was taken away from me, allowing me to pursue a military career instead. If I stayed as Jupiter’s high priest, my life would never reach such heights as it did as a commander of the Roman army. I found who I was while I was out there, clenching epic victories from the jaws of defeat in the scorching fields of war. And I’m not the only one who held his breath, closed his eyes and just put up the fight of his life once my back against the wall.

Because under special conditions, impossible becomes possible. Intense and stressful positions like this will reveal your character. When facing total defeat or even death, one will put everything they have inside of them out on display. It doesn’t matter if they know that they have it in themselves or not. If they have it, it will come out. Unexpected strength, unexpected resilience, it doesn’t matter if it’s war or deathmatch, even the most unexpected characters might make legends out of themselves.


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Julius Caesar had never been a heavy drinker. He’d seen the utter fools the alcohol had turned good men into. You could call the man a thousand names like a liar, a power-hungry tyrant but an alcoholic would not be one of them.

Yet, it felt like wine was compulsory during this prolonged stay in Alexandria. Prolonged and entirely unwilling. A step outside meant facing the rioters backed by the boy king Ptolemy and his advisors and Caesar’s arrogance sometimes had a nasty habit of biting him back in the ass. Romans weren’t a fan favourite in the Egyptian streets at the moment.

The feeling was quite mutual if you asked him. The whole Ptolemy dynasty owed huge debts to Rome, for one. Yet, that was not the reason for his presence in Egypt. Pompey had fled after Caesar defeated him decisively the last time. He needed to chase after the fat bastard, either try to convert him to his cause to get all his supporters on his side … or just kill him and be done with it if he was not to be reasoned with.

But the decision was taken out of his hands at the hands of the Egyptians, who decided to kill him themselves and serve his head to Caesar like they were doing him a favour. Such insolence almost made Caesar throw up. So, yes, this trip down to the land of pharaohs was less than pleasant for the triumphant Roman general and obviously, there was this whole riot thing going on. Basically, he was trapped in the Egyptian royal palace with only a few thousand men he brought to capture Pompey as soon as possible.

The wine had helped. Only a bit. The rest of his sanity was held together by another thing. An unlikely companion.

“You really tend to repeat some of these words to the point of nausea, my love.”

Caesar turned his head back to the king-sized bed he shared with the woman who was currently laying on it with a roughly held together pack of sheets in her hands. It wasn’t quite a book yet, but a simple first draft.

“I think the quality of content you express there is just exquisite, Caesar, but can do with a better presentation, perhaps? Latin’s not even my first language but some of those grammar issues really stick out to me. Come to bed, my love, we can go over every single one of them.”

Caesar found his hand shaking for a bit as it left the goblet full of wine.

“Cleo, we’ve been trapped here for 2 months now. Do forgive me if the grammar of my next book about the civil war is not the best. I enjoy your company but I’m afraid I won’t be able to publish it if we perish here.”

Cleopatra gave her lover a coy smile after that. If that smirk was the only thing you’d seen from her, then it would be very easy to flanderize her in history as this hot and seductive Egyptian woman who only relied on her good looks to get his way but for Caesar, it was far from the truth. Cleopatra was like an equal to him, a smart and cultured woman. Like a proper Roman who just happened to be born to an Egyptian dynasty.

Then again, her father was smart enough to ally himself to the Romans. The gold and the protection of Rome allowed Cleopatra to grow up as a princess. She knew where the true power laid so she sought him out even in these desperate times.

“We will prevail, my Caesar,” she proclaimed. “My little brother is a fool. His advisors are only a tad smarter than him, but even then, they have no royal blood inside them.”

“Woman, you are far too smart to not know how dreadful the circumstances are for us. Yet, you came to my chambers smuggling yourself during this siege.”


Her smile turned into a giggle.

“Well, yes. I came here knowing the situation and now I remain here willingly. By your side.”

“Because I am your only bet at the crown. Nobody outside of me will support you against your brother and your sister.”

“You get it, my Caesar.”
she laughed, once again petting the bed and inviting the Roman to join her.

“But there’s so much more than that. I came to you during your darkest hour, my love. I came here when you needed me as much as I needed you. You needed a legitimate reason to be in this needless conflict. Backing me is your way into holding a stake in my empire. Backing you is my way to secure a crown.”

Caesar got up from the seat, but he hadn't settled on the bed yet. His forehead and his forearms were pressing against the wall.

“It’s all worthless as long as we remain trapped here. I want to get out, I want to cut through every single person in my path and I want to enjoy the river Nile with you, Cleo.”

“What you’re yet to understand is that … we don’t have any other choice than winning.”

“Yet, knowing this, you still came to me.”

“Because you know that your only option is winning as well. You can’t squander a glorious civil war victory in some palace chambers in Alexandria. You have to get away. From the tales of your life that you’d told me for the last 2 months, then my Caesar is someone who finds a way no matter what. He’s someone who fights back when he’s faced with adversity. I wanted the stakes to be as high as possible for us, my love. I wanted our odds to be low. Because that’s when people like you and me shine.”


As for Caesar, he found himself speechless. It wasn’t for long before he threw himself at the bed. Soon, his head was laying on Cleopatra’s lap.

“I’ll start planning a naval invasion for Pharos Island tomorrow. We have to be pro-active and get out of this lockdown.”

His resolve earned him a kiss on the cheek.

“Now, that’s the Caesar I know.”

“I’ll tell Antony to be prepared for the worst just in case.”

“So, Antony is the man who would replace you if you were to die right now, right?”

“Well, I suppose you can say that. Why do you ask, though?”


Another coy smile formed upon her lips. A smile Caesar did not like in the slightest.


“Nothing.”
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VI.

Even if you go as far to isolate my military accomplishments from this whole deathmatch ordeal, experience still remained my trump card. It was true that Reagan Cole, one of my opponents in the tournament, was being mentored by that Jeffry Mason character, who had not only seen his fair share of deathmatches, but was so warped by them to even advocate for such barbarity. It was true that the tournament included some repeat competitors from the last year like XYZ or even the finalist Kleio Dos Santos. I have made all my points about Alyster Black’s prowess through this entire book. The competition also included other mystery entrants whose levels of experience in deathmatches I did not know.

None of that mattered. I was still the most experienced going into King of the Deathmatch.

To make it clear, I wasn’t the most experienced in deathmatches. I wasn’t even the most experienced in matches either, most of my opponents had longer wrestling careers in general.

However, I was and still am very experienced in one thing that none of my opponents could claim they’ve even experienced once before, even to this day.

I’d died before.

I’ve faced it. I know what it means to die. I know how you can’t do anything but gasp after you get stabbed as your breath leaves your body, for the first knife has taken it away from you. I know if the legend of your life flashing before your very eyes is true or not. I had a long life, I will never tell. I know how it feels to meet your end as different blades held by different traitors enter your dying body. I know how it feels to be killed at the hands of the person you would least expect it.

No amount of light tubes, barbed wire, sticks or blood may faze me ever again, for I have already met the end of that particular pipeline before. No other person who would face me in the tournament would claim that.

That’s why I knew I had the biggest advantage of them all.

In the play he wrote about me, Shakespeare attributes me with a line that I hadn’t said historically. The final words of his Caesar as he falls to the ground dying. As for me, before I went into that desert, I modified it a bit and repeated it to myself.

Then rise, Caesar.


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Stu was about to start the seventh chapter, of which the first sentences suggested that Caesar had finally started writing about the actual tournament itself but before the big man could get to the lines that revealed the Roman’s first round opponent, a voice interrupted his immersive reading session.

“You’re enjoying the read, big guy?”

The calm but still proud voice of the Roman had brought a smile upon the giant’s face. He put the book down on the table before his big body slowly shifted towards his friend who had just came home.

“How did the meeting go with Luke's teacher?” asked Stu. The very small figure of Lucius Mehmed Caesar went behind his dad, running towards some other part of the house.

“They didn’t have the resources for a full triumph so they decided to schedule a pizza party for the whole class instead. Which makes sense, I guess, a kindergarten can’t afford parading war elephants or paintings that depict Lucius’ gold star-winning deeds by the greatest painters of the time. ”

“Sounds good. Pizza should fit well with your Roman heritage, I think,”
said Stu, though he definitely did not expect Caesar to frown at this suggestion.

“I feel like I have to tell you this on a regular basis, Stu, but pizza wasn’t a thing in Rome. We didn’t even have tomatoes!”

“That sounds like a shame.”


Caesar didn’t say anything to that for a moment as he looked around for a bit to locate his son. More footsteps were in the house now.

“Anyway, did you watch the finals, Stu?” asked Caesar. “Who won? Please don’t tell me it was Freaky Feline’s Eyes, I hate those bastards”

Stu only shook his head to that.

“Oh, alright. I figured something like this would happen so I told the television to record it beforehand.”

“These things can record while off now?”
exclaimed Stu. It just felt like yesterday when Betamax was supposed to be the state of the art in technology.

“It’s the year of our Lord Jupiter, 2033, Stu. I’d be more surprised if they didn’t.”

Caesar came down the short stairs as he prepared to open the television and start watching the recording. It got interrupted when Stu asked him another question.

“Uhm … Caesar … can I ask you this one thing?”

“Yeah, Stu, anything.”

“Was Cleopatra’s throat game as good as you wrote in the book?”


It looked like al lcolour had left Caesar’s face upon that question. Stu raised an eyebrow just before a feminine voice boomed from upstairs.

“HE WROTE WHAT?”

“Zehra, I can explain! Please don't go all Hecate on m-”
 
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It’s a bitter night at the tail end of February.

It didn’t start bitter, of course. Few things ever do. Outside of certain natural chemicals or ingredients, bitterness is an affliction gained over time. It often starts off sweet, or at the very least, benign. Then over time, the acidic taste sets in. The resentment sinks down to the bone. The antipathy becomes one with the canvas, and soon the colors of the painting become sullen. It’s a process, one that is rarely instantaneous, but once it starts to spread, it’s difficult to remove before it becomes the key component of a meal. The driving factor of a night. Or, perhaps, the defining trait of a human being.

In the evening of this night, the door to a restaurant is kicked open, the wooden frame very nearly denting from its hinges. From within, storming like the ground had taken a particular offense against her, was a woman - Pale, slim, with the kind of expression that would cause exit wounds. Her vibrant, bright green mohawk quickly vanished as she tugged on a black beanie, pushing through a small crowd on the sidewalk with a snarl. A black jacket that seemed a size too big for her hung off her shoulders, one she didn’t even realize she was still wearing as she shoved aside a particular surprised man.

“Hey, watch wh-” The man began, the kind of man who would stick his hand into a tiger’s enclosure to get a better photo of the wild carnivore without any consideration for how many fingers he might lose. The description was apt, as he only got two and a half words from his indignant remark before the woman swiveled on a heel and barked, her teeth dangerously close to the aforementioned fingers.

“Fuck off!” She snapped, with a tone so caustic the man felt himself turn sterile. “Piece of shit, telling me to watch where I’m going, fuck right off! How about you watch your back, never know who you’ll piss off next because fuck knows you’ve got a talent for it, you fucking… Fucking…”

The woman’s irate response tapering off was not for a loss of words, surely so. Anyone who has even shared an elevator with this vulgar lout can attest that her tirades, colorful as they are, could literally last for days. And yet, she felt herself lose track, as the door to the restaurant was pushed open.

She fell silent, in hopes, in expectation, that a certain someone would step out, would follow, would chase after her and offer an explanation, a clarification, a reasoning for the lack of communication. Anything. In her tense state, she would doubtlessly dismiss it, turn on him and unload another profanity-laden earful. But the gesture, the attempt to ease the open wounds before bitterness sunk in, that would’ve meant something. Regret. Guilt. Acknowledgement that his own fuckup had driven her away.

It would’ve meant that, beyond saving his own ass, saving this friendship meant something to him.

Maybe, just maybe, even after unloading the mother of all rants against him, she might’ve heard him out.

Because maybe this relationship meant something to her, too.

Otherwise, why would she hesitate, why would she wait at the possible implication that he was chasing after her, ready to shame-facedly admit that he didn’t have the fucking balls to keep her up to speed?

Why else would she have felt her heart sink as someone else stepped through the door, swaying, before vomiting in the bushes?

The door swung shut, and with it, came the realization.

Alyster Black wasn’t coming after her.

“You fucking FUCKER.”

With a growl, Violet Dreyer whirled, this time taking care to stomp on the foot of the man who had spoken up previously. She marched down the sidewalk, hands clenched, as she wiped away a tear she would deny ever existed.

Underneath a sea of gray clouds, the evening grew dark and bitter.

In a way, maybe it was never going to be anything else.

-=-=-=-​

When Krash had vanished, Violet felt herself begin to withdraw from FWA.

Krash was her advocate. Her advisor. As much as she often ignored or did the opposite of his advice out of sheer spite, the fact is that Krash was her best chance of getting her foot into the door in FWA. Without him, it was a pipe dream, once again.

Sure, Alyster could vouch for her. Give her clearance to go backstage, mingle with the crew (including a particularly annoying Jackson Fenix) and, if there was space on the card, appear as an impromptu guest wrestler. Her appearance in a recent Battle Royal was pure happenstance, something she managed to participate in simply because anyone in the back was liable to. Despite a stronger-than-expected showing, despite her assumption that she performed well enough that FWA Officials would slide a contract over or at the very least give her a phone call, she was shown the door just like any other night.

Alyster couldn’t open the same doors Krash did.

Alyster couldn’t ensure she’d get something of a spotlight the same way Krash did.

What Alyster could do, is drag her into his spat with Danny Toner and have her concussed to shit by a spiteful gutterfuck with barely a thank you.

On one hand, she expected as much - Alyster was never the kind of person to put on a professional smile, sit down with a suit, and do business. No. He was brash, he was vulgar, he didn’t play nice and he certainly didn’t wear a suit. He was too much like her, and she was too much like him. Maybe that was the worst part of the entire situation.

So, after seeing the writing on the wall, she quietly began rejecting Alyster’s offers of a backstage pass. It was never going to lead to an offer for a contract, so what was the point? Best to leave before it gets pathetic and find another way to fame and fortune. Build her name on the - hurk - indies so FWA eventually has to take notice, or sign with a company that would actually appreciate her god-gifted talents. CDW might’ve been a good start, or LCW, even. Hell, Ground Zero is a direct pipeline to FWA. But those all carried the same baggage, in that they were tangibly related to FWA, and if FWA hadn’t called her by now they certainly weren’t going to just because she appeared in a sister promotion. No. It still would’ve been her, begging for scraps of attention, while FWA rolled their eyes and pretended to read the news. It still would’ve been pitiful. No, she needed a clean break.

Therefore, she stopped accepting the backstage passes, and stopped watching FWA altogether.

A part of her felt she should’ve, if only to keep supporting Alyster during his world title run, but he didn’t need her. He didn’t need her support, he was like a runaway train - he was going to speed up and derail regardless of whether she was cheerleading him on or not. So she didn’t. Right up until that fateful night inside Dazzling Dave’s restaurant, Violet Dreyer had been blissfully ignorant to everything that had happened in FWA over the past few months.

She didn’t know that Alyster had lost the world title to midlife crisis Devin Golden.

She didn’t know that Devin Golden had, in turn, lost the world title to Chris Thimblecock or whatever his name was.

And she certainly didn’t know that that Krash had:
A) Returned in a kinda-alive capacity, and
B) Been immediately attacked and taken captive by Jeremy Best & Bryan Baxter, more on one than the other, but regardless.

She didn’t know, but Alyster did.

He knew.

Motherfucker, he knew.

He knew all along and never said a word.

That fucker.

The second she got back to her shitty hotel room, she booted up her equally shitty laptop, paid the subscription fee for access to the FWA Network, and set to familiarizing herself with everything that had happened within FWA over the past few months.

Not just the Krash, Jeremy, or Alyster segments, but everything.

From the TV title being bounced back and forth between a Fox News patsy who looked like they just got a neck tattoo removed to a masked nimrod with more self-esteem issues than a clown at an adults party, to the arrival of perhaps the only woman more of a malformed childish airhead than Lizzie Rose herself. To the debuts of a new wave of fresh talent, all of whom she didn’t bother to remember their names - except for Weaselperson, because holy shit, she wouldn’t be able to forget Weaselperson if she had six more concussions. Even the entire Ratin Mikichin vs Steve the Techno Vampire series didn’t escape her viewing - though she oddly found it compelling in a way that she couldn’t quite explain.

It took pretty much an entire night of watching to catch up on things, and when she finally got to the big reveal at Back In Town, she felt her veins burn.

The initial sight of her long-lost mentor, even if mentor probably wasn’t the best word for it, caused her lungs to stop working for a brief moment. He looked so pale, so thin, so ragged. He looked less like a man and more like a carcass that had been left out on the road for vultures to peck at. What the fuck happened to him?

Her first feeling was a sense of guilt, or something akin to it. Sure, she didn’t blame herself for the whole spat Krash found himself in with Randy Ramon - them duking it out was going to happen regardless of whether she took $20 bucks to preface it or not. But maybe she could’ve prevented things from going too far, stopped them from sinking into the lake, never to resurface.

That brief feeling was quickly dismissed. She knew damn well she would not have stopped anything. If nothing else, she would’ve egged them on through the entire brawl, even as they sunk into the dark waters.

The next feeling she felt was a deep, burning anger. It didn’t take a doctor, or a medical professional, or even a vet to see that the Krash Bryan Baxter had dragged to the ring was pretty much a canary in a coal mine. The lights were on but who the fuck was home? Physically, mentally, and psychologically, the Krash before them was a husk. A shell. A wreck of a man who only by the slimmest of margins could be described as the man she once knew. So, why the hell did no-one step in to stop this? Why the fuck did the entire locker room sit backstage and do absolutely nothing, as Bryan Baxter beat the shit out of a borderline comatose Krash? As Jeremy Best cooed and crowed and kidnapped the guy, and only looked upset about it because it wasn’t the same guy he was expecting? Where was anyone?!?

She slammed the laptop shut with a huff. Sure, she knew that the list of enemies and rivals Krash had made through his career was a long, endless one, despite his insistence on otherwise. She had a front row seat to witness Krash’s very first enemy and what he did to ensure they never crossed paths with him again, long before he popped up in FWA, CWA, APW, or even OWW, and she was pretty sure only a handful of people alive even knew about it. But still, she expected at least a token effort by someone, at the very least the usual crowd of pointless suits and officials when brawl breaks out to break it up.

The fact that he didn’t even get that as the bare minimum turned her knuckles white in anger.

Violet pushed the laptop back open, a rushed plan forming in her mind as she scanned for the next FWA event. Steel City, in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in a few weeks’ time. Jeremy Best was advertised for the event, which meant he’d be in the arena.

Which meant she could strangle the two-faced fuck until he spilled the beans on where Krash was now, or until her hands grew numb, whichever happened first.

And if she ran into Alyster while there, then fuck it, she’s got two hands. She can multitask.

-=-=-=-​

It’s the midpoint of March.

The weather in Pittsburgh sucked just as much as it did in New York. She wrapped the black jacket around herself tighter as she stepped out of her shitty rental, in the parking lot of the PPG Paints Arena.

Oh, the jacket?

If Violet had any idea about the significance of the jacket, how much it meant to someone, or how much it didn’t mean to another someone, she likely would’ve burned it and thrown the scraps into the dumpster out of spite.

Instead, to her, it was just a jacket. A jacket that was a touch too big, but it had some sizable pockets, so it’d do for now. It had no real meaning, no significance to her. Just another article of clothing. In a way, that might be more of an insult - to burn or desecrate it would be acknowledging that it held some kind of meaning to someone. It meant that the jacket meant something, enough to make a show out of destroying it. As it stood now, treating it with the same kind of affinity one would for any other article of clothing probably hurt its former recipient more than pissing on it would.

Of course, that was assuming Violet was being obtuse on purpose, for a point, and not that she was being obtuse because that’s who she naturally was.

Regardless.

Violet stepped up to the performer’s entry point of the arena, a hand in her jacket, idly thumbing a pair of brass knuckles. All she really needed was a few minutes with Jeremy, and she’d be on her way without watching the show. She had experience with enough bloody brawls to make a bitch cry, after all.

Suddenly, a hand appeared in front of her, halting her progress before the entry gate. Attached to the beefy hand was an equally beefy security guard, a thick musclehead who looked like the kind of person who had steroids every day for breakfast, then wondered why their balls were so tiny.

“Authorized personnel only.” Beefy McMancake grunted, crossing his arms. That probably wasn’t his name but it’s the one we’re sticking with.

Violet huffed. “Step aside, shitbrick, I’m authorized as fuck.” She boasted, puffing her chest out. “Check your list for Violet Dreyer, I probably have a backstage pass waitin’ for me.”

Beefy McMancake stared at her, squinting behind a pair of cheap sunglasses. “You’re not on the list. Beat it.”

“Motherfucker, check the list, I’m there.”


Beefy let out a grumble, before making a show out of glancing at his clipboard. He slowly ticked his way through it, occasionally pausing to glance at an increasingly irate Violet.

He licked a finger, and flipped the clipboard over to the next page.

“What are you, illiterate?” Violet barked, tapping a toe impatiently. “Would you be quicker if you had a Dr. Suess book instead of a list? If we were on a boat I’d be on this list, if we were on a moat I’d be on this list, if we were on a goat, do you catch my drift? Hurry the fuck up, I have shit to do.”

“Name please.”
Beefy grunted.

“For fuck’s sake. Violet Fucking Dreyer. I’m a godamned icon, do you have any idea who the fuck you’re holding up? I know people, I’ll ruin you, you hear me? I’ll make it so you’ll be spending the rest of your days picking up trash on the side of the road. Step the fuck aside and let me in!”

Beefy mumbled something incoherent. “Mmmhm. Violet… Dreyer, did you say?”

“Yes! Finally, about fucking time, now if you’ll excuse me, I-”

“You’re not on the list.”


Violet’s left eye twitched in anger. “What?!?”

“You’re not on the list. You’re not getting in.”
Beefy rumbled, in his toneless voice.

“Come the fuck on! There has to be some kind of mistake, Alyster always leaves passes for…” She trailed off, coming to the realization that she had stopped taking those passes long ago. It only made sense that Alyster would eventually stop granting them, even moreso after their recent spat, the self-pitying shitbag. “Oh, fuck me!” She spat, kicking a rock. The entire basis of her plan hinged on getting inside the arena, so she could corner Jeremy Best and show him how far someone can jab a toothpick under his fingernails. She really should’ve had a plan B to get inside.

Beefy McMancake coughed. “I’m going to have to ask you to please leave the arena.”

“No, look, I’m supposed to be here, I swear! I need to-”

“Ma’am,”
Beefy continued. “Please leave the arena or we will be forced to use physicality.”

“Ha! You and what army?!?”


Beefy snapped his fingers. Almost instantaneously, two equally beefy security guards sauntered up next to him. One of them appeared to be chewing on a hunk of concrete.

“Oh fuck that’s an army.” Violet faltered. “Look, I just-”

She cut herself off, as just over the shoulder of one of the beefy security guards, she spied a figure walking past the hallway. A figure dressed entirely in black, save for a few green accents.

“Alyster.” She whispered, daring to feel hopeful. She jabbed a finger in his general direction, rising on her toes. “That’s the guy, that’s my hookup! Ask him! He’ll vouch for me! He always fucking does, just- JUST ASK HIM GODAMIT!”

The trio of beef, as one, shook their heads. The middle one, Beefy, might’ve said something, but Violet didn’t hear it.

She was too focused on Alyster, turning his head at the sound of her voice. Not enough to face her, but enough to show that he heard her.

“Alyster, tell these fucking goombas! Tell them I’m supposed to be here!” She shouted. More heads turned, yet Alyster himself refrained from turning the full view to face her. “Come on, fuckwit! Say something, do something!”

Alyster didn’t move, seemingly battling with himself…

… before turning in the opposite direction and walking away.

Violet felt her blood burn. “You piece of- You fucking coward!” She spat, storming forward. “Can’t face your fuckups, huh?!? Yeah, go on, you run away, just like you always d- HEY!”

Her trade was interrupted as middle beef caught her attempting to step inside, and slung her over his shoulder. “That’s enough of that. Out you go.”

“Oi! Put me down!”
Violet shrieked, ineffectively beating her fists on the back of Beefy as she was carried away from the arena. “Godamnit! Let me go! Alyster!”

Her cries fell on unhearing ears, as Alyster vanished around a corner. She didn’t know why she was surprised. If he wasn’t going to help before, he wasn’t going to now.

But still, that cemented the fact - it was up to her, to make that bitch Jeremy eat his hair.

“Fine, you do your thing, selfish prick!” She cried out, shaking a fist in the direction Alyster vanished. “Don’t let the lives of your fucking friends inconvenience you! You don’t want to help save the guy who would kill for you, then fine, be my guest! But if you get in my way when I’m fucking up Jeremy, I’ll fuck you up so badly you’ll need a new mask to put over your old mask! Do you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME, ALYSTER?!? Fucking asshole.” She hissed, kicking impotently. “Put me down, I got some kidneys to stab! Syringehead, drop me or I’ll fuckin’ drop you!”

“Unlikely.”
Beefy McMancake grunted.

It’s unlikely that Alyster heard the full tirade.

However, as she was being carried away, one person did, infact, hear the full tirade.

They heard the tirade, and chuckled to themselves.

And suddenly Beefy McMancake stopped, pressing a finger against his earpiece.

“Come again?” He said, a shadow of confusion on his features. “Yeah, she’s here.”

Violet temporarily halted her ineffective flailing. “What? Is that about me? Yeah, you’re letting me in, I fuckin’ knew it, put me down and I’ll-”

“Uh-huh, ugly green mohawk, that’s her. Said her name was…”
Beefy squinted at Violet, trying and failing to recall the name of this unimportant person he had only just met. “... Lavender?”

“Violet, you fucking cret-”

“Violet, yeah, that.”
Beefy paused. Beside him, the other two beefcakes exchanged glances, and shrugged. “You sure about that? She’s not on the list.”

There was another long pause, before Beefy placed Violet back on the ground like a sack of potatoes. “Alright. I’ll bring her in.”

Violet climbed to her feet, wiping her legs. “About fuckin’ time! Point me towards Jeremy Best’s locker room and I’ll make it quick and bloodless-”

“Not quite.”
Beefy shook his head, and held a hand out. “Someone wants to see you. Would you like to follow me for a minute?”

“Fuck no, I’d rather drink bleach.”

“Would you rather me carry you?”

“I’d still rather drink bleach.”

“Let’s compromise.”
Beefy said, before grabbing her by the wrist and dragging her into the arena, down the hall. Despite digging in her heels, Violet rapidly gave up, unable to break Beefy’s grip, and instead went limp, staring at the ceiling instead.

“Who’re you taking me to?” She listlessly demanded.

Beefy paused before a firm, wooden door. “Who do you think?” He asked, before pushing it open and shoving her inside. “Got her here, boss.” The door closed behind him. Violet massaged her wrist, scowling, before turning to face whoever had asked that she be brought in.

A short, bald man wearing the ugliest suit imaginable sat beaming at her, hands splayed across a rich, mahogany desk. A portrait of himself in a slightly less uglier suit took up the entirety of the wall behind him. He motioned to an empty chair in front of his desk, before bending to pick up something out of his drawer, setting a nameplate on his desk.

- JON RUSSNOW -
FANTASY WRESTLING ALLIANCE AUTHORITY FIGURE
- KNOWS BETTER THAN YOU DO -


“Ah, piss.”

“Hello, Violet.”
Jon Russnow greeted, with his predatory grin. “Been a while, hasn’t it?”

Violet shrugged uneasily. “I guess?”

“Of course you guess. Take a seat.”
He gestured again to the chair in front of him, with a touch more insistence than before.

“The fuck is this about, Russnow?”

Rather than answer, Jon Russnow instead smiled placidly, reaching into his drawer and pulling out a pen and some paper. “Take a seat and I’ll be right with you.” And he began reading through the paper, making some corrections with his pen, while he waited for Violet to sit down.

Hesitant, Violet glanced at the door. She could probably sprint to Jeremy’s locker room and stab him three times, maybe four if she didn’t bother aiming for non-vital areas, before Beefy and his cronies could grab her. But that would require knowing exactly where Jeremy’s locker room was, and assuming that Jeremy was in there right now.

She couldn’t count on either of those things.

So instead, she sat herself down on the chair, a chair so uncomfortable she felt her morale take a hit.

Russnow glanced at her, before adjusting his office chair so that he was taller. “Heard about your little tirade, Violet.”

“Yeah?”

“Mmm. Might have a… Proposition for you.”
Russnow turned the paper around, and slid it over to Violet.

“You’re a sketchy guy and you creep me out.” Violet said, before glancing at the paper. “I don’t know what the fuck your deal is, but I don’t want any…”

Her words died in her throat as her eyes widened, scanning the header text on the document before her. She gaped, words failing her as she picked up the paper. “I… Is this-”

“A FWA Contract, Violet.”
Russnow confirmed, twirling his pen between his fingers. “Only for the upcoming King of the Deathmatch event.”

Violet’s eyes went from the contract, to Russnow, then back to the contract. “Are you fucking with me?”

Russnow shook his head, and merely handed the pen over. Violet snatched it from his grasp, hovering it over the signature area.

This was it.

This was what she had always wanted. Right?

A FWA contract. The chance to make it big, earn the big money, and ensure the family name finally had something of value. Sure, it was a temporary contract, but if she managed to win the entire King of the Deathmatch tournament, then they’ve HAVE to sign her on to a lengthier, long-term contract, right? It’s not just the Crown of Thorns on the line, but the X Championship, too. One was a status symbol, the other an accolade, together they were money. It would be a repeat of Thomas West’s ascension last year - unsigned talent wins the big one and gets their name plastered all throughout the show. If Thomas West can do it then surely Violet Fucking Dreyer can do it too.

She knew she could do it. Never short on confidence, she knew that whoever else was in the field, she could fuck them up. Who else had as much to gain as her? As far as she could tell, anyone else who blew this shot would be able to arrive on Fallout or Meltdown next week and move on with whatever feud was waiting for them.

The only thing waiting for Violet if she blew this shot was an empty hotel room.

The pen quivered in her grasp.

It’s what she’s always wanted.

So why was she so hesitant to sign?

Violet raised her head, and stared at Russnow. If something was too good to be true, it probably was, after all. Not to be blinded by the glitz, she focused on the glamor, and gently set the paper back down on the desk, unsigned. “What’s the catch, cueball?”

Jon Russnow seemed mildly offended, which was exactly what she was hoping for. He breathed a sigh, rolling his eyes, before leaning forward. “I like to think of myself as a… Visionary, when it comes to ideas, Violet. King of the Deathmatch, Tag Warz, the Bounty-”

“You came up with the Bounty? Dude, that was a fucking terrible idea. I wouldn’t even put that on my worst enemies resume.”


Russnow fixed her with a glare. The impotent kind that didn’t really do much. “Be that as it may, Violet, I am constantly looking for ways to… One-up myself, as it were. King of the Deathmatch last year was good, great even. But how can I make it better? Sure, I can guarantee more of the violence from the previous edition, but ultimately it’s up to the combatants to provide such violence. What I can provide, however… Is drama.”

Violet frowned. “Drama?” She repeated. There was a sour taste in the back of her throat, one that she attempted to ignore for the time being.

Russnow nodded. “Nothing milks money quite like drama, Violet. This year’s King of the Deathmatch has your… Friend… Alyster Black, as a central figure, and whoever wins the tournament, wins his treasured X Championship. Therefore, logically, it’s likely that whoever wins the tournament will clash with the guy at some point, and I feel… Well… Given your and Alyster’s… History…”

“Ah.”
Violet grimaced. “I think I can see where this is going.”

Russnow shrugged. “I’m sure if you’re not interested, we can find someone else to fill the spot. No shortage of people waiting to break out and all.” He reached over the desk, a finger brushing the contract-

-before Violet pulled it back. “Hold on! Hold the fuck on, I didn’t say no!”

“You also haven't said yes.”
Russnow echoed. “I’m giving you a lifeline of an opportunity here, Violet. The exact thing you've been begging for for years, more or less. And all I ask is that if you just so happen to run into Alyster Black during the event, well… Don’t make your tirade from earlier out to be nothing.”

Violet bit her lip, glancing back at the contract. She knew when she was being used, to add petty drama to the event, and normally she would be all for petty drama. The fact that said drama was against Alyster didn’t mean much to her… Right?

Right. Of course. Alyster didn’t give two shits about her, so she didn’t give two shits in return. He would absolutely make her taste metal, no doubt. Only fair to return the favor. That sour taste in her throat intensified, before she forced it back.

“What about Jeremy Best? Is that chucklefuck in the tourney too?” She instead asked, trying to get back on why she was here in the first place. “I’m not here for Alyster, I’m here for that slimy parasitic fuck.”

“I can’t confirm or deny that, Violet. I mean, with eight mystery entrants, chances are he might be included… Or he might not. My hands are tied.”
He raised his hands, demonstrating that they clearly were not tied.

Violet squeezed the pen in her grasp, staring back at the contract. “And if I win, this’ll… This’ll be extended, right?”

“Can’t have an X Champion not under contract, that’s just shoddy business.”
Russnow agreed. “You’ll be FWA Superstar, Violet Dreyer. Your name can be on the marquee, your image can be plastered across the arenas. You can be that famous, successful wrestler you’ve always wanted to be, but was never able to become.”

Violet breathed, a bead of sweat dripping down the back of her neck, before fixing Russnow with a steely gaze. “I have one demand.”

Russnow quirked an eyebrow. “You are far from any position to make demands… But I’ll hear you out.”

“I want Jeremy Best.”
Violet demanded, punctuating with a jabbed pen on the paper. “Doesn’t have to be in this tournament, doesn’t have to be in a match. I want him delivered to me on a cold fucking platter, so I can beat that piglet until he squeals. If you, if Alyster, if no-one else in this shithole is going to, then I’ll rip his fingernails off and shove them in that saccharine fuck’s eyes until he tells me what he’s done to Krash.”

Russnow frowned at the mental image, tapping a finger against the desk. “So, so far from any position, to make demands.” He quietly repeated. “Are you really willing to possibly throw this shot I'm giving you away, shove your entire dream in the trash, if you don't get your hands on Jeremy Best? Just to possible help out this... Mentor of yours, who as far as I can tell got exactly what he deserved, more or less? And here I thought I had you figured out. I'm having second thoughts - maybe you’re not worth the trouble.”

Violet remained still, forcing her stare to remain even, despite a chill going across the back of her spine. Russnow returned the stare, a cold stalemate between them, as the clock ticked over.

After what felt like an eternity, Russnow cracked a smirk. “But I’ll make you a deal. Whatever you do to Alyster Black during this event… I’ll let you do to Jeremy Best at a later date. No handcuffs. No restrictions. Do to Alyster what you’ll want done to Jeremy, deliver the drama I desire, and I’ll see that you have an opportunity to deliver. How does that sound?”

Violet fell silent, contemplating.

Even as she tried to do the right thing, for one point in her life, fate always seemed to conspire to have her take the dirtiest route possible to get there. Her career and Krash’s health, vs Alyster’s reign. Was it really that tough of a call? Alyster would bounce back, surely. He had Chris to fall back on, and doubtlessly he’d be lined up for more chances down the line to do whatever. Can’t say the same for her, and can’t say anything at all for Krash, considering.

And yet, she couldn’t deny that there was a part of her that reveled in fucking Alyster’s world up. Call it an even deal for his antics landing her in the hospital. Call it fair coming for him doing absolutely nothing to help Krash. Call it well-deserved for being such a piece of shit that he wouldn’t even tell her that Krash was alive.

So what if she was possibly burning a friendship by agreeing to this contract on behalf of a petty blowhard who was drama fishing.

It’s not like there was any friendship here left to burn, anyway.

With an exhale, she put the pen to the contract, and signed.

People aren’t born bitter.

They're made bitter, through the course of events in their life not going according to plan.

A bitter person is a person who has had their hopes, dreams, and trust shattered, time and time again, until only bitterness remains.

And when bitterness is all a person has left, when the poison inside of them matches the poison outside of them, then one day they'll look at themselves in a mirror, and wonder if it could've ever been anything else.
 

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THE FOLLOWING IS A SECRET PROMO FOR KODM. READ THAT SHOW FIRST.


















A Stormy night.

An unkempt graveyard.

A headstone that illustrates the name on it

Yuna. Saya. Funanori.

1994-2022.

Death is but the next great adventure.
---------------
Prologue


This world is a divided place, and our differences are only getting bigger often; times, social media is a breeding ground to foster those differences and cause more and more violent reactions by evil forces that wish to see this world become a worldwide war zone, despite all that there are still some sacred grounds. Some things in this life are untouching. No matter who you are and where you come from, some things are undisputed.

Zoos.

Zoos are freaking awesome.

At least that's what everyone in San Diego Zoo believed as they strolled around happy as can be, saying hello to various animals with big ol' friendly smiles on their faces because it is physically impossible to be in a bad mood while at a zoo. Seriously, try it. Try and be sad at a zoo; you can't do it. Especially today, you know why? It's Birds greeting day! A bunch of people are in the parrot pen, happily feeding and petting various pigeons, swallows and..even parrots. Just a typical day at the zoo, observed by two Zoo keepers to the side of the enclosure

"-And then the sea captain said, "I would eat the bacon, but my underpants are on my head!"

Zookeeper number one tosses back his head and laughs uproariously while his zoo companion looks on, bemused.

"Don't you get it, man?"

"Not really, no..."

"What are you talking about?! That's like the funniest joke I've ever heard."

"What I'm I talking about?! What are YOU talking about?!" You literally just walked up beside me and, with no prompt whatsoever, said; "...and then the sea captain said, "I would eat the bacon, but the underpants are on my head and just started laughing."

"Oh, did I do that thing where I skip the set-up to the joke and go right to the punchline?"

"I'm pretty sure, yeah."

"Damn, I'm sorry, it's just I find jokes so exciting I can't wait to get to the best part; it's the same reason why I can't read a book, I always have to skip to the end, and THEN I read the rest of the book so the entire time I'm like "Oh, don't trust him, he's clearly a mur-diddlyerde-rer!"

"You're a weird guy, Larry."

"My mom likes to call me quirky."


An awkward silence ensues.

"Man, the people really love those birds, huh."

"Yep, and the birds love them."

"Well, not that one in the corner..."

"What one?"

"The big red and white one just kind of hunched over and staring at the ground."

"Ohhhhhh, that one. Yeah, he's kind of a tricky one..."

"What do you mean?"

"Animal services caught him about a year ago, and I do mean CAUGHT him; it seems like it was more of a battle than anything else; the story goes it took about nine of the animal service's finest to bring him down, not before he sent some to the hospital with a shit ton of scratches and peck scars."

"Wow, are you sure? he should be around the general public?"

"What? Him? Sure, he was a little bit of a terror at first, but he slowly just kind of got quiet...haven't heard a peep from him all year; he just stands there on his peach, just...staring into space...looking at nothing, like the lights are on, but no one is home.

"Wow, that's really sad."

"I think it has something to do with his previous owner."

"Why, what happened to his owner?"

"Oh, she died."

"Well, that sucks."

"Yeah, she was blown up with dynamite on a pirate ship during a wrestling match."

"Oh..."

"Yeah...."

"....."

"I have several questions about every part of that statement."

"It's probably best not to think about it..."

"Solid advice"

"I guess that parrot just has to realize what dead is dead and where his owner is right now; let's just hope she's at peace."

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I-Denial


This is a story about a girl named Yuna.

Yuna worked for a big company in a big building where she was employee number 428. Employee number 428's job was simple; She sat at her desk in cubicle 428 and typed out paperwork. Day after day. Month after month. Year after year.

This was the only life Yuna had ever known.

Office life is a contradiction in terms; life happens everywhere but there.

There was something so important to Yuna that she had the most serious-looking briefcase in the office, even if she's had it for years. It was an old and battered briefcase with protruding tongues of leather; its hide had known all weathers and rough treatment enough to scar and mottle it.

But Yuna hoped her boss wouldn't notice as she adjusted her tie and her office blazer, making sure she looked somewhat presentable as the man sitting behind the desk looked over various forms that seemed important to someone, somewhere presumingly.

"So, Yuna, I see you're applying for that assistant manager position."

"Yes, That is correct."

"That's wonderful. Please take a seat."

Yuna looked around from her standing position in the bare room.

"Um, there's no cha-"

"So tell me, Yuna, what are your qualifications?"

"Well, I have six years of experience in this company and recently completed my master's in business management."

"Have you ever been in a leadership position?"

"Yes, I would often assume managerial positions when the branch manager was out of town."

"That's great, Yuna; now tell me, have you ever stolen company property?"

"Ah...No. Of course not."

"Have you ever poisoned a fellow employee?"

"I-Um...Are you serious?"

"Yes, I'm completely serious; these are questions I have to ask; just answer them honestly."

"No, I have never poisoned a fellow employee."

"Ok, just gotta make a note of that, "No Poison". Wonderful. Okay, let's see here...How are you with customers?"

"I do very well with customers in fac-"

"Have you ever followed one home?

"Um-What?"

"....And waited in their closet until they fell asleep...."

"Um...."

"Yuna, have you ever performed a sacrificial murder on one of our customers?"

"No!"

"Yuno. Uno. Can I call you, Yo-Yo?"


"I don't-"

"Have you ever taken a hollowed-out skull and sipped blood from it in the glorious name of Satan?"

"This is-"

"SATANNNNNN!"

"It's-"

"SATAN-!"

"This is kind of ridiculous..."

"You're right; we're getting off track a little here...Where would you like to see yourself in five years?"


"....Are we done with the murder questions?"

"Yuna, if you don't think you can handle the job, Hey, that's-"

"No, No, No. In five years, I hope to take on more corporate responsibilities, and as the company grows, I will grow personally."

"Have you ever played an organ constructed out of human meat?"

"...What?!"

"A meat organ, Yuna!"

"I don't think that's even possible."

"Yes, it is; I've played one. It sounds terrible."

"This interview isn't going how I imagined it would..."

"If you think that's bad, wait till you wrap your mind around this; I have no butt."

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, that's right, I have no lower body of any kind; some people may call me a merman.


"Why are you telling me this?! Is this why you have no chairs in your office?!"

"Do you believe in ghosts, Yuna?!"

"Umm-"

"Angels?! Vampires?! Tell me, please, are my eyes bleeding? I think blood is dripping from my eyes; please tell me."


"I think this interview is spiralling out of control."

"Yuna, I need a mermaid for my Merman."

"Ehh-"

"Why did God take my butt? It wasn't a gradual thing, Yuna. My butt just walked off and left."


"That's very sad."

"Yuna, what would you do in this situation; You poop yourself. Do you go home sick?"

"Ok, you know what, I don't want the job anymore. I'm out of here."


Yuna spun on her sensitive yet formal flat top shoes, went for the door, and walked through it...."

....And into the office she just walked out of-

"Wha-"

"Escape is quite impossible, Miss Funanori."


Ok, this was starting to freak her out, her eyes wide in sudden fear, as the manager just sat there with an amused grin on his face.

"What the hell is going on?!"

"Don't be so glib, Yuna; it's not good for company morale. You know exactly where you are and what you're doing here."

"I really don't."

"We started this interview 11 months ago, and I'm just going to keep asking you questions, over and over again and again. And when you're not in this room, you're working yourself to the bone doing inane white-collar work just to get back in here. Because deep, deep down, you want that to be the case. You know you deserve to be under contract for all time!"


Yuna had no idea what her work manager was talking about; this insane gibberish clearly meant that he had gone insane; not willing to entertain any more weirdness, she instinctively kicked down the office door and raced off onto the office floor frantically looking for an exit...

...only to stop suddenly, the tension in her body dying to be replaced with a look of slight confusion on her face as another worker walked towards her

"Hey, Yuna, you seem like you're in a hurry. Where you're running to?"

"I-I don't remember."


She took a moment to collect herself, trying to figure out where she was going, when she absent-mindedly looked at her wristwatch.

"Oh my God, is that the time? I have so much paperwork to go through.
---------------------------
II-Depression

Clack, clack clack went Yuna's fingers, danced around the keypad of her little grey computer as she sat in her little grey cubicle, surrounded by people in their little grey ties, having little grey conversations about their bank loans, eating whine and cheese and how their local sports team is doing while her eyes glazed over staring through the wall barely paying attention to what she was typing-

"-You deserve this hell, forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever-"

Her eyes twitched towards the PC clock 9.15?! How was that even possible?! She felt like she had been at her desk for days on end; how had it been just 15 minutes?!

She had to agree with that weird orange cat that decorated all the office wall space here; She, too, disliked Mondays.

She leaned back slightly, taking a deep breath; she needed a pick me up; that much was obvious; maybe some coffee would help him. Her sweet, bitter, warm brown water...

She kicked off out of her chair, forced her weary bones to march forward away from her desk and walked passed the various co-workers talking about their cats, their insurance...the upcoming King of death...

Wait, what?!

Yuna paused, looking over her shoulder, trying to pinpoint where she heard such an odd phrase.

...But there was no one there.

Blinking and rubbing her hair ruefully, she made her way towards the kitchen, picked a mug out of the cupboard, placed it under the coffee maker, and watched it drip. Drip. Drip. Pathetically but after a few seconds, she picked up her now half-full plastic cup...

Wait...That wasn't right.

She used a coffee mug. She was sure of it, but she was now staring at a plastic cup full of coffee. Confused, she blinked several times at the plastic cup as if trying to will her vision into seeing the mug she actually wanted to use...and yet there it was, solid. Real...

"Weird..."

Shrugging it off, she walked back down the hallway with a cup in hand as she nearly bumped into fellow workin' stiff Olivier Corsair,

"You ready for this meeting?"

"Oh yeah, I just wanted a cup of coffee-"

"...You're holding water."


Frowning a little, Yuna looked in her cup.

"So I am."
-----------
III-Anger

The numbers and figures that her friends Oliver and Espinoza flew around Yuna's head, which sounded very complicated and important, but all of that just flew over her head as she stared blankly at her cup (?) of water (?) her entire world was consumed with staring blankly at how the various sound vibrations in the air affected the surface of the water.

"Come back Yuna. You need to come back."

"What?"

"Yuna, you're miles away; you need to come back."

"Right yeah...of course, just thinking..."


"We were talking about the issues we're having."

"Yeah, you need to be a pirate again and come back to wrestle."

"....What did you say?"

"I said; the rat issue is getting to be a problem again. You need to 'rastle the situation."

"Oh, right...."

"Are you ok, Yuna? You're kind of away with the fairies these days."

"Sorry Espino ..for the last few days, I kind of been in a bad head space...Have you heard of this thing, The King of The Death Match?"


Both Consair and Espinoza share a look with each other, eyebrows raised

"A....death...match?"

"That sounds violent."

""It does, yeah, I heard someone say it, and it sounds....important somehow."

"Yuna, I think we have to report you to HR."

"Yeah, you're making us very uncomfortable; this doesn't sound like a conversation suited for the workplace."


Yuna looked up in slight alarm and dismay as she looked at the stern faces of the only two people that she considered friends.

"But you guys-"

"In fact, this probably is a long overdue conversation."

"You make a lot of people uncomfortable, Yuna...."

"...And quite frankly, your work has been sloppy at best."

"You need to focus more on your productivity and less on daydreams about any death matches or what came before."

"...What you might regret, or might want to come back to do..."

"That part of your life is over. You're here now. You're under contract, and you need to sit at your desk and work and work and work."


"You're an adult, and this is what adults do, sit at a desk for eight hours a day for sixty years, making sure someone else gets rich...and when you die, you just get replaced."

"That's your life, Yuna. You need to accept it.

"Now that we've established all that...Have you done those TPS Reports?

--------
IV-Relapse

Everyone knows what you did; they're just holding back to let you torture yourself.

Have a nice day :)


That legend looms over Yuna's desk in the form of a massive motivational poster superimposed with a massive smiley face that practically screams at her with all manner of overly positive vibes.

She had no idea why motivational posters around here got so ominous.

Yuna should have been working, most days, she would be without any complaint, but today, she couldn't help but focus on the phrase "King of the death match" where had she heard that phrase before? It was on the tip of her tongue, it was just out of reach and if she could jus-

"Got any garbage?"

"Huh?"

Yuna looked up from her daydreaming to see a woman in a custodial jumpsuit, tall and lean with black hair and her posture stuff and frozen, staring dead at Yuna, waiting patiently for the answer.

"Oh yeah, sure. Go for it."

Barely paying attention to the janitor, Yuna resumed doing what she's done all day... week? Month? Year? She lost all sense of time long ago, staring blankly at the word document in front of her, hoping against hope. Time would somehow pass faster.

"You know, I can't help but to gain a certain amount of satisfaction emptying a full garbage can",

The janitor mused almost to herself, her voice cutting in effortlessly into Yuna's thoughts as the janitor went about her business.

"I would assume most people do, that's why you tend to fill it up to the brim....so you can dump it all out and start filling it up again...but something tells me your bin is bigger than most, isn't it Yuna Funanori?"

A slight chill went up and down Yuna's spine as she frowned at the janitor.

"...How did you know-"

"Your name? Your hopes and dreams? The darkest nightmares that you spend your life fleeing from in a vain attempt to escape your destiny? Would you believe a lucky guess?"

"....What the hell are you talking about?"


Almost despite herself, the janitor couldn't help but let out a slight smile at Yuna's choice of words, but there seemed to be little amusement in the gesture but like a lioness bearing her teeth.

"Heh. Hell. Indeed."

The janitor leaned up to her full height as she stared down at an increasingly uncomfortable Yuna; the janitor's tone was casual, but there was an otherworldliness to it like every word had a slightly sinister echo to it.

"Someone once theorized that hell was other people, but that's a rather stupidly optimistic vision of what's to come. Hell, isn't other people. Hell is yourself. Hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go. You believe you're in hell; therefore, you are. Hell is oneself. Hell is alone; the other figures in it are merely projections. There is nothing to escape from and nothing to escape to. One is always alone....forever."

The janitor wiped a speck of dirt from her uniform as she spoke while Yuna watched on, increasingly uncomfortable and bemused.

"Who are you....?"

"I have countless different names in numerous different tongues, some that may drive you insane if you were to hear them, so I shall spare you any of them because this works better if you're lucid. But right now, I'm just a janitor, going about my business, walking my routes, cleaning cells"


"Cells?"

"Your soul is forfeit to the darkness and thus is mine to do with as I wish, to cause you to suffer as you truly wish to."

"Ok, you know what? I'm going to report you to human resources. You're making me uncomfortable."


Yuna turned around to get back to her computer, most likely to shoot off an e-mail to the hr department about the creepy janitor, only to find there was no computer. No desk. Not even the motivational poster; instead, she came face to face with prison bars and a medieval dungeon's dark, dingy interior. A torture chamber where you could feel the screams of the damned linger in the air. Freaked out, Yuna tried to move once more, only to trip and stumble. She looked down to see manacles tied to her feet and attached to the wall.

"Why? I'm merely giving you what you wanted, Yuna. Deep. Deep. Down. I am only a mere servant to the damned, and no one has damned themselves more than you, Yuna Funanori."

"I-I-I don't understand"


"The life you're currently experiencing is the direct consequence of a choice. A choice you made in your obsession to bring "Fun" to professional wrestling."

"Pro-This has something to do with pro wrestling?!"

"....You blew yourself up during a wrestling match with Danny Toner not because you wished to die, but because that was the fate you felt would be the most "FUN" This was the path you walked. Your life's work; To bring Chaos to order. Insanity to logic. To burn down structures and to destroy the power that be....but something went wrong...."

"What?"

"They forgot about you, Yuna. When you were gone, the land was just as it was before you arrived; greed still ruled. The people were still shackled to their own ambition. Fun was still secondary. Your soul couldn't take it, and so here you find yourself in a purgatory created from your worst fears of boring office life and made flesh by me. Now, at last, you will see through the eyes of those you hate the most, no longer looking at those who live a life of compliance from your ivory tower and experience all your hopes and dreams fade and die like the stars in the sky. That is your punishment. That is what you've become. Everything you hate. For all time.

"....Why are you telling me this?"

"Because it's true, and while I normally enjoy watching you go about your day in blissful ignorance. I do enjoy waking you up from time to time and watching you realize who you are and what you've become, to whisper sweet nothings into your ear and dangle the key to salvation in front of you."


"King Of The Death Match"

There it was again. Those words she had heard before were seemingly from everywhere and nowhere, all at the same time.

"Just to remind you, You can never go back."

"...Come back?! To what?! I sound like a psychopath!"

"To some...Maybe...But to others..."


"She didn't finish the sentence; she didn't feel like there was a need to do so, the janitor simply waited there, hands clasped in front of her, waiting expectedly; the obvious question hung in the air; all that remained was for Yuna to ask it.

"....Who was I?"

As quick as a flash, The Janitor leaned forward; faster than Yuna could respond, the janitor pressed her finger against the brow of Yuna's forehead; that slight motion might as well have been a bolt of lightning that struck Yuna where she stood. Her entire body pulsed with some kind of strange energy as her mind was overcome with billions of mental images and repressed memories.

"THERE BE NO TURNING BACK NOW"

"IT'S A PIRATES LIFE FOR YOU"

"SQUAWK! PATCHES DON'T WANT CRACKERS. PATCHES WANTS THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT. SQUAWK!"

"THIS CHICK IS INSANE!"

"IT'S ME, VERY AMERICAN CHERYL!"

"Former Olympian Yuna Funanori!"

"YUNA FUNANORI JUST JUMPED OFF A BALCONY"

"THE PIRATE QUEEN OF WRESTLING..."

Yuna's eyes flashed open, and for the first time in a year, she could finally see.

She found herself sitting in a hunched-over position in the corner of the room, covered in a cold sweat, eyes frantically checking that, yes, she was back in the room. Not a cell, the office, her eyes wandered to the dress shirt and tie she wore, an expression of numb horror clad on her face. She barely noticed the janitor causally packing away her cart.

"Well, I should probably go, so many lost souls...so little time. Don't worry about this; you'll forget everything we've talked about after a while."

And with that, the janitor packed away her belongings and walked away without a second look, safe in the knowledge she has broken Yuna for good...which is a shame, really, because if she cared enough to look back over her shoulder, she wouldn't see a broken woman.

She'd see Yuna smiling.
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V-Bargaining

Who knew all it took to motivate someone was to reveal their entire working career was a lie?

All through that day, Yuna was the perfect little worker bee. She hustled back and forth, carrying papers to and fro, being the model of the phrase "Effectively productive" while humming a merry sea shanty under her breath.

"Man, Yuna, you're on fire today!"

"Arigato Consair!

"See, this is what I mean, Yuna; you stopped daydreaming, focusing on what might have been and embraced where you are and where you're going to stay."

"You're absolutely right",


Yuna agreed with a smile as she took the tie from around her neck and threw it in a local garbage can.

"See, all those still dreams and ambitions were just holding you back an-"

"Do you know where the lighter fluid is?"

"Oh yeah, sure, it's in the cupboard to the left."

"Thanks"


Still humming, she got the lighter fluid out of the cupboard and happily started spraying it everywhere around her, the counters, the floor, spinning and skipping almost in place as she did so.

"Umm...Yuna?"

"Yeppers?!"

"...What are you doing?"

"I'm pouring lighter fluid all over the office."

".....Why?"

"For the fire."


And giggling to herself, she struck a match and held it up."

"WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, ARE YOU INSANE?!"

"YUNA NOT INSANE. YUNA IS PIRATE!"


The big man made a move forward to stop her, but-

"DON'T YOU MOVE! TAKE ONE MORE STEP, AND I DROP THE MATCH. I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR BOSS"

"You know he's a merman and can't move behind his desk."

"Not him. HER."


Yuna stopped talking to the big office worker and instead raised her free hand and looked up to the heavens.

"C'mon! I know you can hear me! Get out here!"

....

"Ok, fine; guess you don't mind me blowing up your little playground!"

....

"You think I'm bluffing? How do you think I got here?! You think I won't do it again?!"

....

"...What do you think this will accomplish?"

As if she was there the entire time, The Janitor stood in front of Yuna, mop in hand, and everything around her just seemed to pause; Consair was frozen in place, and all-time around them seemed to be suspended in this one moment.

"I am genuinely curious. As amusing as your vapid act of rebellion is, dropping that flame would do nothing. You think you can smoke your way out of a hellbound cell?"

"Not really, no; I just wanted to talk to you again."


"Well, here I am."

"Here you are...Lilith"

The janitor snorted almost in amusement.

"You know me."

"I know you; it's hard not to figure out who the spooky demon lady torturing wrestlers is."

"...and yet you're not afraid. Interesting."

"Yuna doesn't fear anything. Not death. Not darkness. Nothing. You thrive on fear, but you fear the fearless.""

"The lack of fear is not bravery. Fear is the beginning of knowledge. The man who willingly swims with sharks is not brave; he is ignorant."


"Yet it got you here right where I want you."

The janitor couldn't help but raise an eyebrow.

"You believe yourself to be in control?"

"I do. Because you're going to let me go, You're going to bring me back to life, and you're going to let me compete in the King of Death Match Tournament."


The janitor couldn't help but tilt her head back and laugh, an unearthly unnatural sound that would probably give any normal person nightmares for years on end.

"Why praytell would I do that?"

"Because you don't want what I know to get out."

"What you know or do not know has no bearing on me, foolish child."


Yuna steeled herself squaring her shoulders before making her big move; she moved over to a nearby piece of paper and wrote a name down before passing it over to the janitor; almost amused, the janitor took it in hand and read the name...

...and her expression dropped. All humour and cheer seemed to die out of her in one fell swoop, replaced with a cold hard look of supernatural rage.

Before Yuna knew it, an iron-like grip came to her throat and lifted her off the ground.

"YOU. DARE?! YOU DARE?!"

Until this point, The janitor seemed to relish playing her role and wore her human suit impressively. Still, that masquerade slipped away within a mere second as Yuna found herself staring into the eyes of the mother of darkness, her eyes flashing dangerously. Her jaws seemingly twisted into something beyond human, like she was about to eat Yuna whole.

"Where did you learn this name?! WHERE?!"

"Not...Telling."

"I will cast you down into an abyss! I will rip what's left of your sanity in two! I will make you watch as everything you love burns around you, I will torment you till the stars die out of the sky, and you only know pain that would make GODS weep."

"...and when you do, I will scream that name for everyone to hear."

"You forget your place Yuna Funanori."


"Do we have a deal?"

"...."

"Do. We. Have. A. Deal."

"......"

"....Well played."

With a grunt, the grip was released, and Yuna was left in a heap on the ground gasping for air.

"If anyone else were to make such an insane gamble, they would have lost, yet your willingness to destroy everything in your existence for the chance of taking up your sword once more is unusual."

"....So you'll let me go?"

" I'll...allow it, but I'd advise we'd never cross paths again, Yuna Funanori; before you go, I have one favour to ask."

"Yes?"

"Tell the white wolf I said Hello."

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VI-Relapse

Yuna's eyes opened.

She jolted awake, and at first, she wondered if it all had been some weird dream.

It is not a dream Yuna decided as her head made contact with the lid of her casket. Three things surprised her at that moment. One, she was alive. Two, She understood and knew everything about The King of The Deathmatch.

Alyster Black.

Trixie Bordeaux.

Reagan Cole.

Kleio De Santos.

Logan Darwin.

Madison Gray.

Anzu Kurosawa.

Jason Randall.

Death Walker.

weaselperson.

Sawyer Xavier.

XYZ.

The Crown of Thorns.

FUN.

The wood began to creak. Dirt seeped in through the tiny crevices, and Yunma immediately threw a fist at the roof of her prison. There was no time for thoughts as the moonlight tantalized her with a glimpse of its cold-loving light. Yuna began to swim upstream against the sudden sea of dirt pushing down on her. She clawed upwards, frantic and urgent, reaching for the moon as if she could grasp it in the palm of her hands.

Her hand pierced the surface. The Autumn air is cool, but the aftershocks of the evening rain are somewhat evident in the slight humidity. The cemetery is silent, as dead as its tenants and cold as the faces of the statues which stand guard over the graves. Yuna Funanori hoisted herself out of her tomb. She crawled out of the earth, reborn, and she fails to her knees with formaldehyde and embalming fluid, forcing their way out of her system as she vomited on someone else's grave.

"Sorry"


The owner didn't answer; she guessed he didn't mind.

Yuna stood alone in the cemetery. So what now? She thinks to herself, wiping some dribble off her chin.

It was then Yuna noticed what leaned against her grave.

A sword.

Her sword.

When you make a deal with the devil, you get what you pay for.

As if she knew she was going to do it the entire time, Yuna pushed forward, and in one fluid and practised motion, she flicked the sword up and into her hand; she let it just lay there in her grip, enjoying the familiar weight the perfect balance of it. Her reflection gleamed in the shine of the metal...

Her arm was complete again.

A satisfied smile on her face, her head tilted towards her tombstone.

"Death is but the next great adventure."

Yuna disagreed.

King of the death match.

That was the next great adventure.
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-Epilogue

At that exact same time, thousands of miles away, the most docile and calm parrot in the bird sanctuary started screeching and flapping his wings.

"SQUUUUUUACK, WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE! SQQQUUUUACK! PATCHES SEES A NEW HORIZON!!! SQUUUUUACKK! QUEEN OF THE DEATH MATCH. QUEEN OF THE DEATH MATCH. MAN, THE SAILS, CAPTAIN BACK ON DECK! CAPTAIN IS BACK ON DECK. FIRST MATE PATCHES READY TO MAKE SAIL SQUUUUACK"

What followed was a bloody and brutal brawl as many zoo keepers were left blinded and cut thanks to the parrot talons, ignoring the screams of the zoo keepers. Patches The Parrot flapped his wings towards freedom.

His destination? The Grand March​
 
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THE FOLLOWING IS A SECRET PROMO FOR KODM. READ THAT SHOW FIRST.


















“It’s going to be okay, dear.”

Phillip reached over from the passenger seat of their parked silver 1991 Chevrolet Cavalier, taking his wife by the hand. Janet looked over at her husband, her eyes swollen and red from the crying. She reached to her face and wiped away the tear residue off her face while also flipping back the curly brunette locks of hair away from her face. She forced a smile looking into the friendly, caring, and loving eyes of her husband. How could he be so calm at a time like this?

The news had certainly hit both of them hard. But somehow, Phillip had kept his poise. He was able to hold his head up with a smile.

Janet wished she could say she was as unnerved as her husband. As soon as the words escaped the doctor’s mouth, she was hysterical. Bent over in the exam room, holding her knees as she let out a cry of despair.

It had been their worst fear. A word neither of them thought they’d hear that day.

Cancer.

How was this even possible? He was so young. He had big plans. Big dreams. They had just recently started their family. Phillip was just given a raise at work. They had a bright future together. No one should be given a death sentence at the age of thirty-three.

“How…” Janet struggled with her words. “How can you… be so sure… what about…” she couldn’t even finish her sentence without breaking down more. Lowering her head to the steering wheel and letting out another wail. Her husband placed his comforting hand on the top of her back, rubbing back and forth.

“Because,” he replied calmly, “I know how strong you are. I know you can handle this. And guess what, I’m not going down without a fight. You know how much I love you. You know how much I love him. I am not ready to leave either one of you. Whatever happens… it’s going to be okay. I just know it.”

Janet looked back at her husband once again and seeing his smile was enough to, if only briefly, dry her tears. She leaned over, embracing him with a hug across the middle console of the car before pulling back and kissing him on the lips. After allowing the moment to linger, Janet pulled back. “How do we tell him?”

Phillip’s smile briefly faded as he paused in thought. “I’m not sure we do,” he responded solemnly, “at least not yet. He’s only five. I’m not sure he’d even understand. I want to enjoy whatever time I can with him… while I can.”

Another tear began to swell up in Janet’s eyes, but she breathed in deeply and wiped it away before it could escape the confines of her eyes. She nodded in agreement with her husband. Their son was a sensitive soul who she wanted to protect at all costs. Especially from something so devastating as knowing that his time with his father could be limited.

Phillip exited the car, stepping out into the gravel of their unpaved driveway outside their humble two-bedroom Ranch style house in the outskirts of rural North Carolina. He walked around the front of the car to open up the driver’s door to let Janet out. He took her by the hand, helping her up and together they walked up the path to their front door, climbing the steps and crossing the threshold. At that moment, Janet put on her brave face. She buried down any sense of sadness or fear for what the future held. She had to. It was for him.

Their teenage babysitter greeted them both with a hug with full awareness of the situation. She especially shared a long hug with Janet.

“DADDY!”

Their five-year-old little blonde boy in glasses rushed down the hallway toward the front door, nearly tackling his father as he grabbed ahold of his right leg. Phillip brought his head down lovingly onto his son’s head and ruffled his hair. “Hey bud, miss me?”

“You know I did!”

“How was he?”
Janet inquired of the babysitter, though she already knew the answer. Their son was not a troublemaker. He didn’t give anyone a hard time. When they weren’t around, he mostly kept to himself. Especially when Phillip wasn’t around…

“Oh, he was as good as always,” the young girl replied as she turned to Phillip, “I tried to get him to play hide and seek like you suggest… but no dice. He insisted on waiting for you.”

“Can we play now, Daddy?”
the young boy looked up with pleading puppy dog eyes to his father.

Phillip chuckled, “how can I say no to that face?”

“You’re it!”
the boy said playfully as he ran off down the hall.

Phillip watched as his son darted away. He was the light of his life. At just five years old he was his best friend.

The reason he wanted to continue to live.

“Guess I’m counting then. Alright, here we go!”

"One…"


"Two…"

He wanted so badly to fight his disease. He wanted to grow old and watch his son grow up. Make friends. Graduate school. Find success. Find love. Start his own family. Those are the things all parents want for their children. Phillip had the desire to fight. He had the desire to live.

"Three…"

"Four…"

For the longest time, he felt something was wrong. But like most men, he didn’t think much of it. He hated going to the doctor. Whatever it was would surely pass. But the signs of old blood, the constant exhaustion, and the unexplained weight loss took their toll. It was Janet who had finally forced him to go to the doctor to begin with.

"Five…"

"Six…"

For the next few months, Phillip played with his son as much as he could. But the games of hide and seek began to grow fewer and far between as the exhaustion came on faster and faster each time they tried. He needed more time to rest.

"Seven…"

"Eight…"

And then came the chemotherapy. The overnight hospital stays. The extended hospital stays. Unfortunately, hide and seek just wasn’t in the cards anymore for Phillip. The only times he got to see his son in those last days was by his hospital bed. How do you explain to your six… no wait, he had just turned seven. How do you explain to your seven-year-old that Daddy is too sick to play with him anymore?

“Nine…”

“TEN!”

He wished he could hide.

“Ready or not, Jeremy! Here I come!”

No one can hide from death.

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“Dude, I think you’ve really lost your mind now.”

Bryan Baxter pulled his silver Toyota Tacoma into the parking lot outside of the Food & Stuff store, shifting it into park as he looked over Jeremy in the passenger seat. The usually clean-shaven Jeremy has added more fuzz across his entire face as he stares out the windshield. His normal friendly smile was now just an emotionless void. “Jeremy? You there?”

Jeremy snapped out of the trance-like stare, shaking his head and turning to face his friend and partner. “What’s that? Oh, sorry, what were you saying?”

Bryan raised his eyebrows. He had learned a lot more about Jeremy in the past couple of months than he had certainly ever known in the many years they have known one another. While many haven’t liked what they had found out about Jeremy, Bryan felt as though it answered a lot of questions he had always wondered about him. How is it that anyone could be that nice? Well… maybe they can’t be.

“I said you’ve lost your mind.”

Jeremy felt a sense of paranoia crossing him. He’d been called crazy before in his life. More than once. He didn’t like it. He’s not crazy. He’s not. He IS nice. He IS a good friend. What was Bryan questioning him for so suddenly and out of the blue? “Pardon me?”

“Entering the King of the Death Match? What were you thinking?”


Jeremy breathed a sigh of relief. THAT’S all he was talking about. Whew. Jeremy smiled, “I dunno Bryan, I’m actually not sure what’s come over me…”

“Dude, Bill specifically warned you about this…”

“Yeah, well… this was a decision I had to make myself. And besides, Mr. Scorpane isn’t here, is he?”


Jeremy was referring to the fact that on Meltdown, Mr. Scorpane had seemingly been abducted by the Nephews though on Fallout, their own agent was hanging out with the Nephews on a beach somewhere and seemingly being recruited to become a Nephew.

“Okay, sure, yeah - I’ve been telling you for a long time that we didn’t need Bill, so maybe that was a bad example. I dunno what he’s doin’ either, and it’s pretty fuckin’ unsettling to see him cozying up with the folks associated with our opponents at Carnal Contendership… but we got other fish to fry before that. And I gotta worry about not knowing who the fuck my opponent is at Grand March… but even more, I’m really fuckin’ worried about YOU, Jeremy.”

“I assure you, Bryan,”
Jeremy said calmly as he looked to reassure his friend, “you have nothing to be worried about. What’s the worst that could happen?”

“Uhhh, well for one… Alyster Black is in the tournament and you could end up in the ring with him and there’s a reasonable chance he might ACTUALLY KILL YOU.”


Jeremy chuckled, “don’t be so dramatic, Bryan. It’s not a literal death match.”

“I dunno man, I know how bad he wants to hurt you… with all this Krash stuff…”

“Don’t be silly! Alyster Black kindly invited me into this tournament due to our mutual friendship with Krash…”

“Jeremy…”
Bryan tried to interrupt, but Jeremy continued, undaunted.

“And besides, I’ve already beaten him once.”

“Sure you did. You definitely did and deserve all the credit in the world for the win. In a low-stakes match with nothing on the line. Not only does he want to physically HURT you, but he also loves that damn X Title more than anything. He’ll do anything to keep it.”


That’s right, Jeremy thought. He certainly does love that X Title more than anything. It was certainly much more important to him than anything in the world.

Including Krash.

Alyster would choose to save that darn title before ever trying to help Krash. It was certainly obvious from the fact that it was Jeremy who came to Krash’s aid, not him. And it was Jeremy currently rehabilitating Krash and soon… very soon… Jeremy would usher Krash back into FWA. And when he did… he would be at Jeremy’s side. Not Alyster’s.

“And Hell, Jeremy, there’s 18 other guys in this tournament besides you and Alyster. A mixture of freaks and people who get off on these types of matches.”

Jeremy shrugged his shoulders, “I’ve done extreme matches before, you know. I was in Mile High Massacre, Steel Roulette, Jailhouse Blues…”

“Okay, sure, but none of those compare to what they dream up for this tournament. I watched last year’s tournament… and I consider myself to have a pretty strong stomach and at points, I felt my stomach churning…”

“Haven’t I seen you dry heaving at pimple popping videos?”

“Hey! Those are fucking disgusting! I’d rather be in a death match…”


Jeremy laughed, “So what's the plan then? Should I just run and hide?

Bryan pulled the keys out of the ignition as he opened up the door. “Nah, unfortunately, I think it’s a little late for runnin’ and there’s not really gonna be anywhere to hide.”

“So what then?”


Bryan motioned towards the store as he got out of the truck. “We’re goin’ shoppin’”

While Jeremy wasn’t sure why Bryan needed to shopping at a time like this, he was along for the ride. He didn’t let his friend know of his trepidation for the tournament… how hesitant he had been to sign up in the first place. Nor did he let Bryan know about his real thoughts about Alyster Black. The real reason why he would defy all sensible logic and partake in something so barbaric as the King of the Deathmatch.

After all, Bryan was right, he was certainly a stranger to a deathmatch.

But he was no stranger to death. Unfortunately, Jeremy got introduced to death quite early in life.

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Jeremy loved playing hide and seek.

No, Jeremy loved playing hide and seek with his father.

For Jeremy, his father was both his best and only friend.

“So Jeremy,” Daddy would ask, “what are we gonna play today?” The young Jeremy would look up, his eyes gleaming through his glasses, and before he could even answer, his dad responded for him, “hide and seek?”

The look on Jeremy’s face was priceless. Every single time.

“You count. I’ll hide!” the young boy said with excitement before he would rush away to his hiding spot. His father would laugh to himself because he knew exactly where Jeremy was going. That’s because Jeremy always went to the same spot. He went into his parent’s bedroom and climbed into their wardrobe to hide.

And so his father would go through the motions. He counted out loud to ten. He announced with conviction, “ready or not, Jeremy! Here I come!” But he couldn’t just go straight to the wardrobe. There was no fun in that. This was a game. He would pretend to be confused about where in the world Jeremy could possibly be.

Was he in the pantry? No.

Was he behind the couch? Nope.

Was he under the bed? Most certainly not.

“Gosh Jeremy,” he would say with faux exasperation, “where are you, buddy? Wait…” he would pause, almost as if being hit by an epiphany. “To be sure… no, no, no, he wouldn’t possibly… would he? No, he certainly wouldn’t be hiding in the wardrobe again.”

Phillip would pause because it was always at that moment he could hear the light giggling coming from the wardrobe. He slowly would tiptoe over to the wardrobe before swinging it open, “AH HA! I found you!” He would reach in and embrace his son, pulling him in for a big hug as they both laughed.

“You know, buddy,” Phillip said as he held Jeremy in his arms, “you should really think about changing up where you hide every once in a while.”

“NEVER!”
Jeremy shouted with a big smile.

“Why not,” his father questioned, “if you always go to the wardrobe, I’m always gonna find you, you know.”

“But Daddy,”
Jeremy answered with the wisdom only a five-year-old could have, “I don’t want you to ever not find me.”

Phillip was speechless at the response from his son. Instead of saying anything, he just pulled him in for another hug before he finally was able to respond, “I always will.”

“I love you, Daddy”

“I love you too, buddy. How about another round?”


Jeremy never had to be convinced to play another game of hide and seek with his father. But over time, he found himself having to do the convincing instead. Jeremy didn’t understand why Daddy wanted to sleep so much.

And he certainly didn’t understand why he stopped being at home.

Why was the babysitter here so much now instead of Mommy and Daddy?

At seven years old, Jeremy’s father would pass away in a losing battle with colon cancer.

Jeremy was distraught. He barely knew anything about life, much less death. All he knew was that his best friend had been taken from him.

“Jeremy, Jeremy, where are you?” his mother frantically paced through the house wearing a black dress while trying to fasten her necklace around her neck. “Come on, Jeremy. We don’t have time for this.”

Where was Jeremy? The answer was quite simple. His father certainly would’ve known where to look.

Jeremy was hiding.

He refused to believe that his father was gone. That was not possible. He had told Jeremy that he would always find him. And so, Jeremy curled up inside the one place he knew his father would find him.

And it was inside the wardrobe that he wept silently. Alone.

“I found you!”

Jeremy smiled.

Not because it was the excited words of his father as he swung open the wardrobe doors and brought him into his warm embrace. No, it was not his father. It was the voice of his new friend.

Jeremy didn’t make many friends. No, Jeremy didn’t really make any friends. He kept to himself at school. He had his father and that was all he needed. But he was gone now. And with no friends at home and no friends at school, Jeremy had no one to play with anymore.

And so Momo was born.

Jeremy’s need for a friend during the time that his father had gotten sick led him to create a new friend to fill the void. Momo had come to comfort him. “Hiya, Momo,” Jeremy said through his sobs, looking over at his animated purple friend.

Momo shifted his large frame around inside the wardrobe, “say, Jeremy, maybe you could find a hiding spot that’s a little more spacious?” Momo chuckled as he rubbed Jeremy’s hair.

Jeremy wiped away his tears and actually smiled slightly, “you know I can’t do that, Momo. This is where he’s gonna find me.” Momo squished himself up against Jeremy, bringing his stubby arm around his friend and pulling him in for a hug. “Thank you,” Jeremy said as he looked up at his purple buddy.

“For what?”

“For being here.”

“Of course, Jeremy. What are friends for?”

“Come on Jeremy,”
his mother called out once again, “where are you? We have to go?”

“You should probably let her know where you are.”

“She should already know,”
Jeremy said with some resentment. He would know.

“C’mon Jeremy,” Momo said firmly, ”your mother loves you very much.”

“She never plays with me. Not like he did.”

“That doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you. She works hard for you, Jeremy. Your father was a great man. I heard what many of those people had to say about him… they all said he was one of the friendliest people they’d ever met! They kept saying things like… he never met a stranger… he’d do anything for his friends… but for all those friends he had, you were number one for him. But trust me, you're number one for her too. Just give her a chance.”


Jeremy sniffled and nodded his head as the doors to the wardrobe swung open, his mother standing there. “Oh thank God, there you are. You almost gave me a heart attack! What are you doing here?”

“Playing hide and seek,”
Jeremy responded with another sniffle.

“Oh Jeremy,” Janet sighed, knowing how much her husband and son loved that game. She took Jeremy and lifted him into her arms, much like Phillip would do after finding him. Jeremy wrapped his arms around his mother’s neck. “I promise… we’ll play later okay? But I’m afraid… that right now… there’s no time for hiding. It’s time to go say one last goodbye…”

Jeremy could feel the tears starting to roll down his face once again. Janet carried Jeremy out of the room, as he looked back at the wardrobe. Momo looked back at Jeremy with a friendly smile, waving to his friend as he started to disappear. Jeremy waved back to his friend and tried to smile back as well, but if there was ever time he wished he could hide, it was that moment.

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“What is this place?” Jeremy questioned as he and Bryan walked through the doors of the large warehouse-like store. One side of the store seemed to have your standard groceries while the other half of the store had a hodgepodge of literally almost everything else.

“How have you not heard of Food & Stuff?” Bryan replied as he grabbed a shopping cart. “It’s where I buy all of my food. And most of my stuff.”

Jeremy shrugged his shoulders and walked alongside Bryan. “Is this really the best time for a grocery run?”

“Haha,”
Bryan laughed, “but we’re not here for me! We’re here for you!”

Jeremy cocked his head as he looked at Bryan with some confusion. “But I don’t need any groceries.”

“That’s fine. Because we’re here for STUFF!”

“What kinda stuff.”

“All kinda stuff, really. Anything I think you could use during the tournament. I got ya back, my man.”

“Exactly what am I going to need?”

“Well,”
Bryan turned down an aisle filled with a variety of different sporting equipment. “For one, some protection wouldn’t hurt.” Bryan headed down the aisle and began riffling through a rack of football gear. “This looks like it’s your size,” Bryan said as he tossed some football shoulder pads into the cart. “And oh yes, definitely going to want one of these,” Bryan found a bin of different types of helmets. He picked up a baseball helmet and a football helmet, glancing at both of them. “Hmm… good but… I think we can do better… ah ha!” Bryan tossed both of those helmets aside as he went back into the bin and pulled out a hockey goalie mask. “Perfect!”

“This seems like a bit much, don’t you think?”

“Nah, this baby will give you full face protection. Let’s see Alyster Black get a light tube through this sucker.”

“A light tube…?”
Jeremy’s voice trailed off, displaying some growing anxiety.

“Oh yeah, there’s definitely going to be light tubes in a death match. For sure. Oh, that reminds me… we need to hit up the hardware section.”

The more Bryan kept filling up the cart, Jeremy felt more and more trepidation about his decision. He looked down at the contents of the cart, picking up the hockey mask and placing it over his head. Meanwhile, Bryan browsed through baseball bats, picking up a wooden one, “we could grab some nails from hardware and stick them right through…” Bryan stopped as he turned to Jeremy and noticed him trying on the helmet. “Hey, looks like a perfect fit. It looks good on ya. What do you think?”

Shifting the helmet around on his head, Jeremy couldn’t deny it certainly made him feel very protected if not slightly obstructing part of his vision but he was beginning to think he may need to be on the defensive in this tournament more than he thought. “I think… I coulda used this kinda protection in school.”

Bryan laughed as he tossed the wooden baseball bat into the cart. “Haha, really? I thought you were Mr. Popular in school, friends with everyone, right?”

Jeremy pulled the helmet back off, holding it to his side. He chuckled nervously, “I mean, yeah, for the most part. But you know how bullies can be…”

Bryan also nervously laughed a bit himself, because yes… of course he of all people knows all about what bullies can be like. All he had to do was look in a mirror. But this wasn’t about him. Shaking it off, Baxter went back to shopping for Jeremy.

But the truth was, Jeremy wasn’t always everyone’s friend.

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Life after his dad passed away was not easy for Jeremy. Which is to be expected for any young child who loses a parent. But for Jeremy, he became even more withdrawn from his classmates and felt even more of a larger divide between himself and his mother.

Because unfortunately, Janet Best now had to pull the weight of two parents. She had to pay the bills and the mortgage that two people were paying. She took on a second job waiting tables at night and unfortunately had to leave Jeremy by himself on most evenings.

Jeremy got used to being alone. At some point, he didn’t even mind it.

He at least had the television to keep him company. But he also had Momo. Together they’d sit on the couch each night, watching shows like Boy Meets World, Full House, Step by Step, and Family Matters. His family became those characters on the television screen.

But at school, he kept to himself. While many kids left him alone to himself, many thought it was odd that Jeremy would prefer to sit by himself to eat his lunch. But one kid took it upon himself to make Jeremy’s life a living Hell.

Frank was a much larger kid than Jeremy. While he was only three grades higher than Jeremy, in fifth grade, he looked more like a high school freshman. Most assumed he had been held back at least once, probably twice. And Frank loved tormenting Jeremy whenever he got a chance.

“Hey, Poindexter!”

A chill went down Jeremy’s spine as he dropped his school pizza back onto his tray. Frank’s voice immediately struck fear within Jeremy as he looked around for a place to hide. But when you’re sitting alone at a table in a crowded lunchroom, there are not many places to hide.

“Four eyes, I’m talkin’ to you!” Frank called out as he approached Jeremy. Grabbing Jeremy and pulling him out of his plastic chair. Jeremy adjusted his glasses as Frank took ahold of his neatly pressed shirt collar. “I told you not to come back to my lunchroom until you’re gonna pay me my lunch fee.”

“S-s-s-sorry, Frank,“
Jeremy stuttered, “but like I said… I don’t… have any money for you…”

“No money?”
Frank said as he looked down at Jeremy’s food tray. “You sure got some food there!”

While Frank may have been too dim to understand the logistics of how school lunch works, Jeremy was telling the truth. Due to his mother’s current financial situation, Jeremy qualified for free lunch within the school system. But, of course, Frank wasn’t interested in any type of reasonable explanation.

“No money? NO LUNCH!” Frank shouts as he shoves Jeremy’s tray off the table, sending the pizza and peach slices scattering across the floor. Frank then grabbed Jeremy’s carton of chocolate milk and proceeded to drink it right in front of him before crumpling it up in his hand.

“MISTER PERKINS!”

The voice of one of the teachers quickly changed Frank’s tune as he placed the milk carton back down and wrapped his arm around Jeremy. “Yes, ma’am?”

“What’s going on over here?”

“Oh, nothing! My pal Jeremy here just was a little clumsy and dropped his food. I was trying to help him clean it up. Ain’t that right, Jeremy?”
Frank tightened the grip of his arm around Jeremy’s neck.

“Y….yes, sorry,” Jeremy quietly and reluctantly responded.

“Well, clean this mess up you two. And keep it down.”

With the teacher turning her back to the pair, Frank shoved Jeremy away from him. “Listen, Poindexter, you couldn’t pay my fee so now you’re gonna pay for real. I’ll see you after school.”

Frank would leave Jeremy shaking in terror knowing what was waiting for him at the end of the day. He would spend the rest of the school day in anguish, watching the clock and wishing it the hands would move even slower than they normally do.

But eventually, the end of the day would come. The bell would ring, much to the delight of most of the students in the school. But for Jeremy, it meant the time had come. Jeremy knew that his mother wouldn’t be there to pick him up until the very end of carpool due to the timing of when she got off from her first job. So what was he to do until then?

Jeremy knew what he could do.

The thing he was best at.

Hiding.

Jeremy scurried to the bathroom after the bell rang, locking himself in the bathroom stall, setting his backpack down on top of the tank of the toilet, and then climbing onto the closed toilet seat. He crouched down and he waited.

And he waited.

The school slowly emptied. Jeremy checked his watch. It was 3:15 PM. He knew his mom was almost always there right at 3:20. To be sure enough time had passed. Frank had forgotten or moved on.

Slowly, Jeremy brought his feet down off the toilet to the ground. He grabbed the straps of his backpack and threw them on his shoulder. He cautiously unlocked the stall door and peeked out to make sure he was alone. He tiptoed to the door of the bathroom and once again carefully peered out. The halls were mostly empty but most importantly… there was no Frank in sight.

Feeling a sense of relief, Jeremy made his way down the hall, making his way to the front of the school to the exit to the carpool line…

“Not so fast, FOUR EYES!”

Jeremy froze in his tracks. Frank had spotted him as he exited the gym at the far end of the hallway. “Don’t you move!”

Jeremy decided not to listen and decided to run. Jeremy ran for the doors, bumping into another student along the way, knocking them both to the ground and giving Frank time to catch up. Jeremy scrambled to his feet and darted for the doors with Frank hot on his trail. Into the daylight, Jeremy stumbled to the ground as Frank grabbed his shirt from behind just as a ‘91 Chevy Cavalier came to a stop. The window rolled down.

“Jeremy,” he heard his mother's voice say through the window. Jeremy had never been so relieved to hear his mother’s voice. “Is everything okay?”

Frank let go of Jeremy’s shirt and once again wrapped his arm around Jeremy’s neck. "Well hello there, Mrs. Best! We’re just clowning around!”

Janet smiled as she gave a wave to Frank. “Come on, Jeremy. I can't be late again.”

“Coming!”
Jeremy said as he pulled away from Frank.

Before Jeremy could get away, Frank pulled him back in and whispered to him, “this ain’t over.” Frank then let Jeremy go, allowing him to walk over to the car. Jeremy looked back at his bully as he opened the door of the car. “See you tomorrow, Jeremy!” Frank said with an insincere wave, his eyes glaring at Jeremy.

Jeremy shut the door and buckled as Janet pulled away from the school. “So glad to see you are making some friends,” she said with a smile.

“Yeah…” Jeremy said quietly, “something like that.”

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Jeremy walked behind Bryan and the shopping cart which was now filled to the brim with light tubes, a roll of barbed wire, a nail gun, several packs of nails, a roll of bubble wrap, the wooden baseball, and then the multitude of safety gear from earlier including some new stuff like a construction hard hat and safety goggles.

Bryan pushed the shopping cart into the clothing section of Food & Stuff as he began to look through a rack of heavy jackets.

“Do you think I will need a coat?” Jeremy questioned as Bryan pulled one coat off the rack.

“What, no,” Bryan responded as he slid the jacket across his arms, “this is for me. It’s going to be cold in Chicago. It is the windy city, you know.”

“Right,”
Jeremy nodded, his head still struggling to wrap itself around what he’s gotten himself into. Jeremy walked away from Bryan, starting to look around at the rest of the clothing section of the store. He made his way further into the section where there was winter gear, finding himself stopping and staring at a display of ski masks. He picked up a black ski mask off the display.

Jeremy stared at the mask intensely. It reminded him of Alyster Black.

He always wondered why the mask. What was Alyster trying to hide?

Jeremy took the mask and slid it over the top of his head, positioning it securely across his head. He adjusted it so he could see clearly through the eye holes before he turned and looked into the full-length mirror nearby.

Perhaps Alyster wasn’t proud of this violent, barbaric nature. He’s certainly done things in his career that he shouldn’t be proud of. And Jeremy wasn’t just thinking about how he shouldn’t be proud of how he made no attempt to save Krash. Instead, he thinks about Alyster’s brutal matches with the likes of Devin Golden and Danny Toner. Perhaps wearing the mask makes him feel better about himself. Like there are two different personas. The man in the mask and the man under the mask.

He looked at himself in the mask.

Could Jeremy ever do that?

Could that be the secret to this tournament?

Could this be the way he could hide?

Jeremy wouldn’t admit it to Bryan but part of him has gone to a dark place. Part of him thinks about Alyster trying to take Krash away from him… or even worse, hurt him. And when he thinks about that, he feels a darkness inside him that does want to do whatever it takes to protect Krash. Could the mask be the key? Can he use the mask to separate what he might do to Alyster Black in the tournament… or anyone else along the way?

He pulled the mask off his face and then looked at it. No, he couldn’t. He’s seen what allowing himself to go to a dark place can do before. He hasn’t gone there in a long time. He didn’t like the way it felt. He’s not violent. He’s nice. He’s friendly. That’s Jeremy Best. He’s not some bloodthirsty lunatic.

But still, Jeremy stared at the mask.

This wasn’t an ordinary situation.

And to keep Krash protected… Jeremy would do anything.

And that might involve going to a dark place that he hasn’t visited in a long time.

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Janet Best pulled the Chevy Cavalier back into the school parking lot loop, just as she does every morning before she heads to her first shift. Jeremy Best sat quietly in the passenger seat, waiting for his turn to get out of the car. He had tried to fake being sick to avoid another interaction with Frank, but his mother had seen right through it.

“Hey,” she said, getting Jeremy’s attention, “I know it’s still hard. It’s hard for me too. But it’s gonna get better, okay?”

Jeremy remained quiet and just nodded.

“I know,” she said cheerfully, trying to get Jeremy excited, “how about you invite your friend over for a sleepover.”

The young seven-year-old Jeremy turned to his mother, looking at her inquisitively. “What friend?”

“The one from yesterday at pick up. He seemed nice.”


Jeremy shook his head, “he’s not my friend.”

“Oh,”
she said with disappointment. She worried about her son and wanted him to start making some friends. Some real friends. “Well, maybe he could be? Maybe you should invite him.”

“NO!” Jeremy shouted, much to the dismay of Janet. Jeremy wasn’t one to normally raise his voice. “I DON’T WANT TO INVITE ANYONE, OKAY?”

Janet nodded, immediately reverting to trying to calm her son down, “Okay, okay, that’s fine. I just worry about you, you know. It wouldn’t hurt for you to try and make a friend or two.”

“I don’t need a friend. I have Momo.”


Janet rolled her eyes. She was well aware that Jeremy had made up an imaginary friend in the wake of Phillip’s passing. At first, she thought it was cute, but now she found it a bit unhealthy that Jeremy was so obsessed with it. She wanted a more normal life for her son. She wanted him to have real friends. But she bit her tongue. As she always did.

They worked their way through the carpool line in uncomfortable silence before finally the door opened and Jeremy got out, his mother wished him a loving goodbye while Jeremy waved to her before walking with dread into school. He went directly to his class and made sure to stick close to his teacher all day. Including volunteering to stay in the classroom during lunch to help her organize the class library.

He was doing everything he could to avoid Frank.

By the time the end of the day came, Jeremy was feeling more confident in his ability to avoid him. Especially since he knew he could hide out in the bathroom once again until 3:15 PM.

And hide Jeremy did.

He watched his watch closely and right at 3:15 PM he rushed from the bathroom and into the hallway. He looked to the gym… no sign of Frank. Jeremy sighed as he walked out to the front of the school and looked to the carpool line for his mother’s car.

3:20 PM came and there was no sign of a silver Cavalier.

But Jeremy waited.

And waited.

3:30 PM came and went, the official end of carpool. But his mother hadn’t shown up.

Luckily, neither had Frank.

Jeremy sat on the brick ledge at the front of the school, continuing to wait but 4:00 PM rolled around and there was still no sign of his mother.

Realizing she wasn’t coming, Jeremy grabbed his backpack and decided he would just walk home. It was only four blocks away and wouldn’t be the first time he had made the journey.

Jeremy made the trek down the sidewalk, thinking to himself about what he was going to watch on television when he got home. Today was Momo’s day to choose. Jeremy secretly hoped he would choose Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers.

“Well, well, well, what do we have here?”

No, it couldn’t be. Jeremy was crossing a side road where Frank and a few of his friends were throwing rocks at some birds in a playground. “Poindexter!”

Jeremy wasn’t waiting around to see what Frank wanted to say. He knew what he wanted, after all. Jeremy began to run as fast as he could as Frank darted away from his friends, giving chase. “Get back here, ya jerk! You can run but you can’t hide.

The young Jeremy took a sudden right turn onto a side road, off his path home, taking another quick turn through a couple of driveways, cutting through several backyards, and trying to zigzag his way through different homes to evade Frank. Jeremy looked back as he ran, thinking he had gotten away as Frank was nowhere to be seen.

But he turned around…

SMACK!

Jeremy had run right into Frank!

“I told you, you can’t hide!” Frank laughed as Jeremy fell to the ground in front of the bully. Jeremy began trying to scurry backward on the ground as Frank stalked over him, starting to pound his fist into his palm as a form of intimidation. Jeremy was trapped.

He had nowhere to hide.

“I told you, I was gonna pound you into the ground. But that was before. Now I’m gonna smash your head in!”

“Please,”
Jeremy pleaded, “don’t…”

“What’s the matter, Poindexter? Don’t got your Mommy to save you this time?”

“Please…”


“Yeah, maybe you should call your Daddy to come help you instead.”

Tears began to roll down the young Jeremy’s face as he inched his way back out of a yard and into the sidewalk. “I can’t… he’s… dead…”

While Jeremy was in tears, Frank just laughed. “Oooohhh, you poooooor baby! Daddy go bye-bye? Poor Jeremy and his dead DADDY! Hahahahahaha!”

Jeremy sniffled as his breathing began to intensify. The young boy felt something inside him… a feeling he had never felt before. It was like anger… but he had felt anger before. This was something much more intense. He looked up from the ground as Frank continued to just laugh away.

“Hahahaha, I guess your dead Daddy can’t help you then, huh? Too bad, so sad!”

Jeremy looked to his side, noticing a larger rock amongst a multitude of other rocks along the side of the road. He wasn’t sure why and it was almost out of impulse… Jeremy reached over and grabbed that large rock. He tightened his grip…

And that was the last thing Jeremy remembered.

Everything just went black.

The seven-year-old woke back up and found himself sitting next to Frank. Frank was on the ground. He was unconscious. There was blood on the side of his head. Jeremy looked down at his hand and saw that same rock he remembered grabbing. The rock was now also splattered with blood.

In horror, Jeremy dropped the rock to the ground.

Had he done this?

No, he couldn’t have.

Jeremy was a nice boy.

He couldn’t have done this.

Jeremy dropped to the ground next to Frank, curling up into a ball as he began to weep next to his bully’s unconscious body.

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Jeremy Best walked back over to Bryan Baxter and the shopping cart, holding the ski mask in his hand still. Jeremy slipped the ski mask into the cart. Just in case. “About ready?” Jeremy questioned his partner.

Bryan finally settled on a denim jacket that he placed in the cart. “Yeah, I think we should be good to go now. How you feeling?”

Jeremy hesitated before finally bringing his trademark smile back, “I’m super, Bryan. Thanks for asking! I really appreciate all this. I’m feeling a lot better about this now!”

“Awesome.”

“How about you? You don’t even know who your opponent is and they don’t seem too happy with you.”

“Eh,”
Bryan shrugged it off, “I’m used to it. When is anyone ever happy with me.”

Jeremy laughed as Bryan pushed the shopping cart back to the front of Food & Stuff, heading for the checkout lines. “I feel like this is gonna cost a lot of money,” he said with some concern.

“No worries,” Bryan said as he pulled out his wallet, retrieving a credit card. “Bill may have left us for some Nephew adventures, but he also left me his business credit card. All this is on Bill!”

“Oh? Well alrighty then! Thanks Mr. Scorpane!”

Just as Bryan was about to choose a check lane to get in, his stomach audibly rumbles. “All this shopping for stuff has made me hungry. Maybe we should check out the food after all.”

Jeremy shrugged, “sure, I could go for some food. What kinda stuff do they have?”

“Oooooh boy, just you wait,”
Bryan said with a surprising amount of glee as he instructed Jeremy to follow him to the other side of the store.

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Jeremy was hiding.

Once again in his favorite place to hide. The wardrobe was in a new location but it was still the place he went. He still held out hope that maybe he’d go there and it would’ve all been a bad dream. His dad would open up the wardrobe and scoop him up into his arms like before. And everything would be okay.

Frank ended up in the hospital, but he would be okay. He named Jeremy as his attacker, though Jeremy disputed it vehemently. He certainly had no recollection of it anyway. Luckily for Jeremy, Frank had quite the track record of violence and it was written off as Jeremy acting in self-defense.

His mother had been mortified by the entire situation. She first had been remorseful that she had forgotten to pick up her son from school that day. Her first shift ran long and immediately had to get to her second job if she didn’t want to be fired. She blamed herself for the situation but also didn’t believe her little boy was capable of what had happened to that bully.

Being from a small town, it’s hard to escape a situation like that. People talk and given what their family had been through in the last year, she felt like this was a sign. They needed a fresh start.

And so, they moved. Fittingly to a town her husband had always joked about. Phillip was known around town as “Everyone’s Best Friend.” On trips to Charlotte, they’d always see signs for a town called Friendship. “Maybe that’s where we should live,” he would joke every time.

So now Jeremy sat hiding in his mother’s wardrobe. Still in her bedroom but now inside a small apartment in Friendship.

“Jeremy!” Janet called out, once again looking for her son. “You don’t want to be late for your first day.”

Jeremy shook his head inside the wardrobe. He was dressed for his first day at his new school, but he certainly wasn’t ready. He’d rather just hide. He already knew what school was like. He was sure this one would be just like the other one. There would probably be another Frank there. Or maybe even multiple Franks.

“Hiya Jeremy,” the friendly, soothing voice of Momo said as he once again appeared inside the wardrobe with him. “What’s the matter?”

“I don’t wanna go to school.”

“Oh, Jeremy. You have to go to school! Learning is fun and you can make some new friends.”

“I don’t want any new friends. I just want to wait here until he comes and gets me.”

“Oh dear,”
Momo said as he put his hand on Jeremy’s shoulder. “Lil buddy, you know he wouldn’t want you to spend your life hiding all the time. He would want you to be more like him. Wouldn’t you love to be more like him?”

A tear rolled down the young boy’s cheek, which was wiped away by Momo. “Yeah… I would like that.” Jeremy looked up at his purple friend with a hopeful expression. “But how?”

Momo chuckled, “now that’s a good question. Well, what is it that people always said about him? He was friends with everyone, right?”

Jeremy nodded his head. He remembered those words from the funeral. He never met a stranger. Always there for people when they needed him. Did anything he could for his friends.

“Maybe that’s it! You’re going to a new school today, right? Well, you go there today and you make it your mission to make as many friends as possible. You become everyone’s new best friend!”

The young boy started to smile but also doubted himself. “I dunno, Momo. I’ve never had any friends… what if no one likes me. What if no one wants to be my friend?”

“Don’t be silly. You’re an awesome kid! Everyone will want to be your friend. All you gotta do is try. Your dad is part of you… you have it in you. I know you can do it!”

“Jeremy! We’re going to be late!”
His mother grew more and more impatient.

“What do you say?”

Jeremy reached over and hugged Momo. “You’re the best, Momo! I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna make some friends!”

“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!”
Momo said joyfully as he returned the hug to Jeremy. “Now go on! Get out there. No more hiding!”

Jeremy pulled away from the embrace and nodded to Momo as the purple being faded away. He flung open the doors of the wardrobe and jumped out with a spring in his step. “Coming, Mommy!”

Janet was surprised to find a smile on her boy’s face on the car ride to the new school. She had dreaded this morning and just knew she might have to take him kicking and screaming into school again after his last experience. But somehow, Jeremy seemed suddenly both at peace and even, dare she say it, excited to go to his new school.

Whatever it was, she was glad to see him smiling again.

She gave him a hug and a kiss before sending him on his way to school. Tugging on his backpack, Jeremy walked through the doors of the school, being greeted and ushered to his room by the principal. The teacher introduced herself and showed Jeremy to his desk cluster.

Jeremy took his seat next to a young, freckled redhead girl. He looked over at her with a smile. “Hiya, my name is Jeremy! Want to be friends?” Jeremy extended his hand out to the girl for a friendly handshake.

The girl glanced down at Jeremy’s hand before looking back up at his cordial expression. Inside, his stomach was in knots of anxiety as her pause felt like forever. But much to his delight, she returned the smile and took Jeremy by the hand, happily shaking it. “Sure! My name is Rebecca but you can call me Becky! Nice to meet you, Jeremy!”

Inside, a sense of relief washed over Jeremy. He had done it. He had made a friend. The anxiety he had was replaced by a sense of accomplishment and excitement. He had unfamiliar feelings, a pleasure he wasn’t used to. But he wanted to feel it more.

He could get used to this.

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Bryan and Jeremy left Food & Stuff with a slam-packed shopping cart. Together they worked to load up their loot into the back of Bryan’s truck. Best eyed the light tubes, the barbed wire, the nails…

But more importantly, there was the safety gear. The hockey helmet. The football pads.

He was ready.

Ready as he’ll ever be.

Because the time for hiding is over.

But really, at King of the Death Match, there was going to be nowhere to hide.
 
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