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If politicians were pro wrestlers, what would their finishing move be called?

BallroomDancer

Dangerous Dancing Dan
I got this from Serpent.222 on IGN Boards:

1. George Washington (1789-1797) - Crossing the Delaware (Crossrhodes)
2. John Adams (1797-1801) - XYZ Driver (Half-Nelson Pumphandle Driver)
3. Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809) - The Declaration (Powerbomb with hand swearing motion theatrics)
4. James Madison (1809-1817) - Constitution Crusher (Ki krusher)
5. James Monroe (1817-1825) - Doctrination (Cradle Piledriver)
6. John Quincy Adams (1825-1829) - (Biggest) Brain Buster (Jumping Brain Buster)
7. Andrew Jackson (1829-1837) - The Trail of Tears (Hawaiian Drop)
8. Martin Van Buren (1837-1841) - 1837 (Lifting single underhook DDT)
9. William H. Harrison (1841) - Short and Sweet (Short-arm lariat)
10. John Tyler (1841-1845) - The Bystander Effect (Suicide Solution)
11. James K. Polk (1845-1849) - Manifest Destiny (Coast to Coast)
12. Zachary Taylor (1849-1850) - Compromised (Ripcord Elbow strike)
13. Millard Fillmore (1850-1853) - Whig Splitter (Bionic Elbow)
14. Franklin Pierce (1853-1857) - End of Civility (Classic Piledriver)
15. James Buchanan (1857-1861) - Into the Closet (German suplex into the turnbuckle)
16. Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865) - Emancipation Proclamation (Judgement slam)
17. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869) - The Impeachment (Stunner)
18. Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877) - The Whiskey Ringer (Rope Hung snap neckbreaker)
19. Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881) - The Great Unknown (Airplane spin into fireman carry slam)
20. James A. Garfield (1881) - A Shot From Behind (Northern Lariat)
21. Chester A. Arthur (1881-1885) - General Competence (Sleeper hold)
22. Grover Cleveland (1885-1889) - The Veto (Regal Cutter)
23. Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893) - The First Billion (Cobra Clutch slam)
24. Grover Cleveland (1893-1897) - Non-Consecutive Execution (Fake out pop up powerslam)
25. William McKinley (1897-1901) - The Intervention (the pounce)
26. Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909) - Trust Buster (Torture Rack); The Big Stick (Running big boot)
27. William H. Taft (1909-1913) - The Bathtub Bomb (Vader Bomb)
28. Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921) - The International Incident (burning hammer)
29. Warren G. Harding (1921-1923) - Return to Normalcy (Scoop slam followed slow march, bow, and a leg drop), The Teapot Domebuster (Back to belly piledriver)
30. Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929) - Roaring Lariat (Well...that is what the move is)
31. Herbert Hoover (1929-1933) - Welcome to Hooverville, Motherfucker (Double underhook backbreaker)
32. Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945) - Fear, Itself (Psycho driver)
33. Harry S. Truman (1945-1953) - The Atomic Drop (Delayed atomic drop)
34. Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961) - My Way or the Highway (attitude adjustment)
35. John F. Kennedy (1961-1963) - Back and To The Left (Zig-Zag with theatrics); Magic Bullet (discus elbow)
36. Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969) - The Pissing Contest (Running meteora with a little too much crotch emphasis)
37. Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974) - Woodward and Bernstein are Dead (Rocket kick), Watergate Lock (gorilla clutch), The Dick Lick (low blow)
38. Gerald R. Ford (1974-1977) - The Technicality (Dragon tail pinning redicament)
39. Jimmy Carter (1977-1981) - Broken Habitat (Surfboard Stretch)
40. Ronald Reagan (1981-1989) - The Trickle Down (Very slow falling elbow drop from the second rope)
41. George H. W. Bush (1989-1993) - The Black Op (Layout lifting reverse DDT)
42. Bill Clinton (1993-2001) -Deficit Buster (Emerald Frosion)
43. George W. Bush (2001-2009) - Mission Accomplished (DDT always followed by a false finish); The War Crime (Fireman Carry Backbreaker)
44. Barack Obama (2009-2017) - Barack Bottom (Rock Bottom)
45. Donald Trump (2017 - 2022) - Bigly Buster (Butt Splash)
46. Joe Biden (Current) - Least Objectionable Option (Overdrive)

Bonuses:
Ben Franklin - Lightning in a Bottle (Knee trembler)
Dick Chaney - Cardiac Arrest (Heart Punch)
John Hancock - The Pen Stroke (Skull Crushing Finale)
 
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