In a bit of a pickle

[Crippler]

what. the. fuck.

how can anyone forget that happen, or did you not know it happen?

 

[Darth Shizzel]

Hire a prostitute and go all night long

 

[Defiant]

Please take this short survey so I can give you a proper answer.

1/ How much funds do you have in yr bank account?

2/ Do you have any friends?

3/ On a scale of 1 being the Elephant Man and 10 being Ryan Reynolds, how ugly/good looking are you?

4/ What did you do for yr 18th?

1. About $150 since my work has been overstaffed over the last month and I don't have much left. I'll be doing whatever I do next weekend though since most people I know are going to a few music festivals this weekend, so I'll get birthday money in that extra week. I'm a strategist.

2. I HAVE ALL OF YOU!! <3

But yeah I have friends, acquaintances and associates.

3. 'Bout a 5, honestly. I'm Jonah Hill after he lost weight.

4. Had a big party and its the reason I'm not allowed to have parties at my house anymore. Dealing with drunk fucks is probably the thing that pisses off my parents most in this world.

 

[Deuce]

Hire a prostitute and go all night long

Sounds too expensive. He should try to do something much cheaper but something he enjoys.

 

[The Cork]

Is there really nothing you can do in Sydney with $150?

Even if you look like Jonah Hill, I'm pretty sure you can lure some ass ugly girl back for b'day sex.

 

[Deuce]

The question is, does he want to fuck some ass ugle girl? I doubt it.