I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she hugged me.
So she hugged me.
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Random Thought/Joke of the Day
- Thread starter Hidden Blaze
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I went to a beekeeper and bought 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir, you gave me one extra. He responded that's a freebee
What a coincidence... I had the same problem with the John Cena costume I wanted to get for Halloween this year
My wife gets angry at me when I introduce her as my ex-girlfriend.
Here's an original holiday poem of mine. It's called "Scenes From A Suburban Shopping Mall"
'Twas the Saturday before Christimas and all through Kenwood Town
Not one soccer mom had a moment to sit down
Their big-ass-UV's made a loud honkning sound
As not a single parking space was there to be found
Filling their bags with gifts for the kids
Can be so stressful, I think some might flip their lids
The kids shared their wishes while on Santa's lap
While dad would give anything just to take a nap
While one mom snatched the last toy with a fight
She said "Merry Christmas to all", while another "F-U and good night"
'Twas the Saturday before Christimas and all through Kenwood Town
Not one soccer mom had a moment to sit down
Their big-ass-UV's made a loud honkning sound
As not a single parking space was there to be found
Filling their bags with gifts for the kids
Can be so stressful, I think some might flip their lids
The kids shared their wishes while on Santa's lap
While dad would give anything just to take a nap
While one mom snatched the last toy with a fight
She said "Merry Christmas to all", while another "F-U and good night"