Username: Pepe the Cholo
You have read and agreed to SIG rules: Yes
Availability: Often
Ring Name: Richard Everhard
Hometown: Intercourse, PA. It's a real place. Google it.
Height/Weight: 5'9 320 lbs
Character Base/Appearance: Someone who used to work out a lot but got fat after quitting the gym.
In-Ring Attire: Gold diamond-studded Mankini.
Entrance Attire: Gold diamond-studded Mankini with sparklers on the crotch.
Entrance Music/Titantron: Together Again by Janet Jackson.
Entrance Actions: Highfiving children with crotch. In the face.
Wrestling Style: Lucha Libre for people with obesity.
Finisher: Surprise no-homo blowjob.
Signature Move(s) (3 Max): Reverse Cowgirl
Fade-away Lariat
Mediocre Kick
Disposition (Heel, Face or Tweener): Tweener
Taunts (Optional): Pelvic Thrusts while eating ramen from a bowl.
Brief Bio/Background:
So I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a little over 7 months. Somewhere during month 6 there were differences…well we were both getting on each other’s nerves like A LOT. So I think we both just started dating other people on the side. And I laugh because everytime she called me I’d be like “I’m in the dorm, writing new music.” and whenever I called her he was like “Yeah, I’m sleeping” I think we only got away with it because neither of us cared. So then I was getting coffee with another girl and hse was getting coffee with another guy at the same time and what’s hilarious is, we called each other from the coffee shop. I literally saw her as she spoke to me on the phone, lying through her teeth. I was pissed for a minute then I was like “Wait…oh yeah I’m lying too.”
And of course we were angry at the other for cheating but then we realized we were both cheating. She’s way more pissed than I am, I was just like “Well we were both cheating so whatever.” and she’s all “blah blah blah I’m in charge blah blah blah I’m angry.”
The funniest part is she says he’s in too deep to break up with the dude so she has to keep dating him until he dumps her and I’m like really? Fuck that shit, I’m not going through all that for a girl. I cheated on you. I’m already bored of you, I’m not gonna wait on you while you sit in my face and fuck some other dude. She was really pissed though.
And I think I might be insane but it’s hilarious to me. I laugh whenever I think about it. Then she told me I need time to figure out what I want. ME! haha it’s so fucking funny, really it is.
You have read and agreed to SIG rules: Yes
Availability: Often
Ring Name: Richard Everhard
Hometown: Intercourse, PA. It's a real place. Google it.
Height/Weight: 5'9 320 lbs
Character Base/Appearance: Someone who used to work out a lot but got fat after quitting the gym.
In-Ring Attire: Gold diamond-studded Mankini.
Entrance Attire: Gold diamond-studded Mankini with sparklers on the crotch.
Entrance Music/Titantron: Together Again by Janet Jackson.
Entrance Actions: Highfiving children with crotch. In the face.
Wrestling Style: Lucha Libre for people with obesity.
Finisher: Surprise no-homo blowjob.
Signature Move(s) (3 Max): Reverse Cowgirl
Fade-away Lariat
Mediocre Kick
Disposition (Heel, Face or Tweener): Tweener
Taunts (Optional): Pelvic Thrusts while eating ramen from a bowl.
Brief Bio/Background:
So I’ve been dating my girlfriend for a little over 7 months. Somewhere during month 6 there were differences…well we were both getting on each other’s nerves like A LOT. So I think we both just started dating other people on the side. And I laugh because everytime she called me I’d be like “I’m in the dorm, writing new music.” and whenever I called her he was like “Yeah, I’m sleeping” I think we only got away with it because neither of us cared. So then I was getting coffee with another girl and hse was getting coffee with another guy at the same time and what’s hilarious is, we called each other from the coffee shop. I literally saw her as she spoke to me on the phone, lying through her teeth. I was pissed for a minute then I was like “Wait…oh yeah I’m lying too.”
And of course we were angry at the other for cheating but then we realized we were both cheating. She’s way more pissed than I am, I was just like “Well we were both cheating so whatever.” and she’s all “blah blah blah I’m in charge blah blah blah I’m angry.”
The funniest part is she says he’s in too deep to break up with the dude so she has to keep dating him until he dumps her and I’m like really? Fuck that shit, I’m not going through all that for a girl. I cheated on you. I’m already bored of you, I’m not gonna wait on you while you sit in my face and fuck some other dude. She was really pissed though.
And I think I might be insane but it’s hilarious to me. I laugh whenever I think about it. Then she told me I need time to figure out what I want. ME! haha it’s so fucking funny, really it is.
